Not My Reincarnated Ass Forgetting That Desire Is The Root Of All Suffering 😂

what the hell is wrong with you (said flirtatiously)

What a year this week has been.

Yes I am aware he has committed atrocities but have you considered that he’s my special guy

my baba sent me this on whatsapp

tonight i went to the bathroom at 3 am and looked up and saw two bugs on my wall having sex and i thought of you

thank you for thinking of me. here’s a poetic adaptation of how that might‘ve gone down:

i look and see a shock above,

but really there’s,

no danger.

i pee and watch the bugs make love,

and think of him:

a stranger.

A scientist actually wrote this. 

“i want something casual” cool well i want someone who will burn cities and start wars just to see my true smile