Éomer: Sister, You Know It's Possible To Solve Your Problems Without The Use Of Excessive Violence,

Gil-Galad: Have you... Slept recently?

Elrond, delirious: Why'd ya ask? Is it the clowns? Can you see them too?

Eddie: banging a pen on the table out of frustration Venom: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table? Eddie: … Eddie: I don’t know if there’s a correct answer to that question.

"but they are not canon"

Do I look like I give a fuck

Elrond: So you finally met Legolas, what did you think?

Maglor: ...........................Well, he's ............................................................................................certainly.................................................. cheerful ..............................................

Elrond: The very definition of it.

Maglor: Are you certain he's Orophers' grandson?

Gimli, who went through standard dwarf education: "We'll need to be careful to elevate the head and monitor 'is blood pressure for the next few hours."

Legolas, who grew up in the woods surrounded by other weird ass Mirkwood elves: "...Why don't we just ask the moon to fix him?"

“i never see you at the club” ok well i never see you on ao3 at 2am reading about the same two bitches falling in love for the 1000th time in the 500th way

The moment Feanor decides to kill the Teleri

Finwe, at his wedding with Indis: And now my dear friend Olwe will give a speech for us.

Olwe, stepping on the stage, smirking: Welcome back everybody!