Itās the final countdownā¦
It's the dannypocalypse baby!
(yes I know the picture is human Danny and the drawing is ghost Danny)
Taylor, on the phone: Whatās up, Aiden?
Aiden: Iām sitting in a pool of blood.
Taylor: ā¦Um, is it YOUR blood?
Aiden: I think so.
Taylor: Do you know where the bloodās coming from?
Aiden: Probably the stab wound.
Taylor: YOUāVE BEEN STABBED?!
Aiden: Oh, yeah, definitely.
Logan, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks.
Ben: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.
Guys I found the only good thing on Facebook.
I Cast 41 years worth of Period Cramp at ONCE!!!!!!!!!!!!
hey folks,,,,,... glad 2 b here on tubblr . here's a little self-portrait of me,, a human male
Support group
i love u krolia
bonus:
one of my favorite tropes is when pidge is the last one to find out š
"Behold my magic sword," said the hero. "That isn't magic," said the wizard. "It has runes on it," said the hero. "Those aren't runesāthat's just chicken scratch," said the wizard. "But I've slain monsters," said the hero. "So it's still a sword. Nine times out of ten it's still gonna kill what you stab."
I respect and hear and love people who say Lanceās love language is touch. However, I raise you quality time:
When Hunk is tinkering with his gadgets, Lance is thrilled just to ramble on about his day in Hunkās presence.
Pidge says sheās going to a planet for a rare metal alloy and Lance immediately volunteers to go, just for a change of scenery and a chance to spend time with Pidge.
Allura rubs her eyes late at night, but she isnāt alone, ācause Lance is leaning into her as he blinks away exhaustion.
Shiro reading silently and Lance reading beside him, occasionally laughing at his book because he canāt hold it in.
Coran looks for someone to play an Altean board game against and Lance agrees. Even though he hates the game, he loves being near Coran, especially when the man is so bubbly.
And finally Keith, quietly asking if Lance wants to go look for food with him. Lance is so shocked and strangely honored to be asked that he beams, eyes sparkling.
All he ever wants is to exist in the presence of those he loves. Being invited just makes it that much sweeter, makes him feel that much more wanted.
Venti: It's not gay if I want to date Zhongli but only as pals, right?
Nahida: I'm not an expert but that sounds pretty gay
Ei: I am an expert and that's incredibly gay
Trans:
As the oldest of the Seven, the twoās relationship goes back several thousand years.
The first time the anemo archon visited Liyue, the Geo archon greeted him believing he was in need of his help. Yet the anemo archon was only there to drink with him.
Since then, the archons would gather to drink together. Now, all that remains is the two of them.
They call one another āthe clueless bard that canāt read the windā and āhard headed old manā, names perhaps they can only use because of how well they know each other
āāāāāā
zhongven shippers come get yāalls food
Ganyu: nice rock.
Venti: thanks, Zhongli gave it to me.
Zhongli: i threw it at you!
Venti: isnāt he the sweetest.
Mondstat: the number one best nation in Teyvat for human rights and general quality of living
Liyue: the second best nation in Teyvat for human rights and quality of living because if it was any lower theyād have to deal with Mondstats archon pressuring the people of Liyue into starting a rebellion against his own husband
Thinking of the implications of Ventiās canon side hustle of being a psychopomp and Zhongli working at a funeral parlor š
This is Childe, and that is Childeās boyfriend Zhongli, and that is Zhongliās husband Venti, and that is Ventiās boyfriend Diluc, and that is Dilucās mortal enemy Childe.