I Admit I Laughed Way Too Hard At That Joke 😂

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sometimes you gotta teach the old man a lesson yanno

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Waking up everyday to learn that, yes, things did get worse

URGENT

Please keep reading this, and if you can, please share this and anything related to this topic, we NEED visibility.

Nicolas Maduro fraudulently won yesterday’s presidential elections, I repeat, NICOLAS MADURO and his allies have committed fraud against VENEZUELA.

EDMUNDO GONZÁLEZ URRUTIA WON THE 2024 VENEZUELA PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS BY MORE THAT 70% OF THE VOTES, AND ALSO WON IN EVERY VOTING CENTER IN THE WHOLE COUNTRY. BUT THE DICTATORSHIP OF NICOLAS MADURO REFUSES TO BE TRANSPARENT AND STOLE THE ELECTIONS.

There’s just been a day since this was announced and there’s already tons of harmed and killed citizens, OUR PEOPLE IS GETTING KILLED FOR SPEAKING UP, AND THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN LIKE THAT.

This is a dictatorship, one that has took the life’s of millions of Venezuelans in the past 25 years.

WE ARE SCARED, i am scared, I want to get out of my house and protest for a better future, for the freedom of my people and for peace to finally win in Venezuela, but I’m scared of getting killed for fighting for my rights. Venezuela right now is dangerous, even staying in your own house is dangerous.

I’m deeply proud of all of those who are on the streets right now, thank you so much for being so brave, and for fighting for this country.

We want to finally have a break, we’ve been suffering for way too long because of this government, this is nothing like what the foreigners think is going on, this is not about the the lack of food, this about that WAY more that half of the country can’t even afford to buy decent groceries with their monthly income (the minimum wage is 3.5$ PER MONTH, and whatever you hear out there where they say that is 800bs is a LIE)

This is not about the inflation, this is about that we have to use a foreign currency, because ours is WORTHLESS.

We are not the country with the biggest oil reserves on the world, the gas on the gas stations in Venezuela is from IRAN, our oil reserves are being STOLEN by the government.

Just by natural resources, we are supposed to be one the countries with the best economies in the world, but we have one of the WORST, because the government and those who are connected to them STEAL EVERYTHING.

We don’t wanna live this way anymore, I don’t wanna say goodbye to another family member, I don’t wanna say goodbye to another of my friends, I want them to stay, to come back, I want to celebrate Christmas with a table full of my loved ones, I want them to be part of my life, I want to be able to go out with my friends in car where there’s no empty spaces, I want to be free.

Please, to whoever is reading this, wherever your Venezuelan or not, please share this and everything related to what’s going on right now, we want this to have visibility, for the whole world to know what’s going on.

Here’s so important information that might help you to understand things a bit better.

And if you wanna know what’s going on the streets and the ATROCITIES this government is doing to Venezuelans, you can check this Twitter/X account. https://x.com/uhn_plus?s=21&t=811ZdyqLhYbY4z4zGa7Qlw

BBC News

Venezuela crisis in brief - BBC News

Millions of Venezuelans have left their home country amid a continuing political and economic crisis.

Felt that it’s important to share videos like this too.

🚨 !! DONT SKIP !! donations urgently needed 🚨

✅ Verified campaign – please check the end of the story 🔍📌

I'm Anas Basil, a recent high school graduate with dreams of pursuing a degree in e-business management and building a career. However, due to my family's financial hardships, I enrolled at Khan Younis Training College (KYTC), affiliated with UNRWA. Sadly, the war has turned the college, once a beacon of hope and education, into a shelter for displaced families, stripping it of its educational purpose.

I completed high school with a 93% average, filled with excitement about continuing my education and securing a job to support my family. But like so many others, the war has shattered those dreams.

My younger brother, Ahmad, is 14 years old and currently in the third grade of preparatory school. We’ve always called him "Doctor of the Future" because of his intelligence and natural talent in mathematics. Unfortunately, due to the ongoing war, he has been deprived of schooling for the second consecutive year. In addition to his academic abilities, Ahmad has a passion for football and used to win tournaments.

Our Life in Displacement: The war forced our family to flee to Rafah, where we lived in a tent for several months. Each day, my brother and I would wake up to fetch water, gather wood, and light a fire to prepare food. Survival became our daily task, but we never gave up hope. The conflict affected us deeply, but it did not extinguish our dreams of education and a better future.

🚀 How Your Donation will Help us:

We are seeking €29,000 to help Ahmed and me leave Gaza, continue our education. More importantly, it will allow us to support our family, who have been deeply affected by the harsh conditions and skyrocketing costs of living due to the ongoing war in Gaza.

We've outlined how your donations will make this possible. You can find all the details in the campaign link below.

👉 Donation link: 🔗https://gofund.me/32e5e95e

Your contribution will not only help us escape the war-torn reality we live in but also give us the opportunity to rebuild our futures.

Every donation, no matter the amount, brings us one step closer to our goal.

With deepest gratitude, Anas & Ahmed

✅ Our Fundraiser✅ 🔍Vetted by @gazavetters, official (list at #83) 🔍Vetted by @90-ghost here 🔍Vetted by association in this post

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Donate to Help Anas & Ahmed rebuild their future in Gaza, organized by Sarah Meaney

Our Story: I am Anas Basil, a recent high school graduate with dreams of p… Sarah Meaney needs your support for Help Anas & Ahmed rebuild th

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@danashehab has been fundraising since may and is just over €15,000 away from their goal l. as stated in the screenshot people are starting to believe the rafah crossing will open so it’s important to make sure everyone has the funds in case they are allowed to evacuate.

thee shehab family consists of dana (13), sahar (14), mona (9), malak (5), yehya (1.5), fahed, (38), reem (32), and grandmother mona (60). they have been shadowbanned and deleted a few times. you can also find this family at @monashehab

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Donate to Help Sahar and Her Family to Evacuate Gaza, organized by Ahmed Shamia

My name is Sahar Shehab. I am 14 years old from Gaza . I ask you for urgent h… Ahmed Shamia needs your support for Help Sahar and Her Famil

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Hello, please don't ignore me, just a minute of your time.🙏😔

No one is donating to me 😢. Please help me collect donations, I kindly ask you to share my link. 🙏💔

🌍💔 I am Noor, living in Gaza. My home has been completely destroyed, along with my future. I moved from a house of 180 square meters to a fabric tent of 4x2, which barely protects me from the cold and the harsh winter. We have survived death several times, and I am taking care of my 11-month-old daughter.

We witness massacres every day, the sound of explosions close to us that almost kill us, epidemics and diseases, and we suffer from these diseases, the most common of which is viral hepatitis due to malnutrition.😢

🚨My husband is sick and needs urgent treatment or maybe surgery.and We have no money.💔

My baby cries every day for what she needs, but the prices are so high. Diapers cost $150, milk $100, and we have no income. I am afraid of losing her. 😭 Please, even a small contribution can change our lives forever. If you can donate or even share this request, I would be very grateful.

✅️Vetted by @gazavetters, my number verified on the list is ( #406 )✅️

💔✨ Please donate to me if you can to get through this crisis: https://gofund.me/237c0c54

All the institutions and all the politicians have failed us. You are our only hope💔🥺

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here’s a link to an organization shared by Bisan on instagram providing food and water to Palestinians in Gaza

Hello, my name is Rana from gaza🍉, and I am a mother to two beautiful boys, Amir, who is 3 years old, and Taim, who is just 2. Our lives were shattered when our home was destroyed in a bombing. I’ve suffered multiple fractures,💔 and neither my husband nor I are able to work now.💔 We are struggling to provide for our children and rebuild our lives.Like milk and pampers. I recently got hepatitis from the contaminated water. We need fresh food to recover.😓 If you can find it in your heart to help us, through a donation or by sharing our story, 🙏we would be forever grateful. I’m so sorry to burden you with this, but we desperately need your support.🙏Achieved 27000 kr/ 200000 kr, 🚨But unfortunately it took 10 months , 📣 I now want to start accumulating money to pay for my second child’s travel costs, which is also $2,500. I hope to achieve this in a short time ,my account vetted by gazavetter no#59 & 90-ghost , 100$=1100kr .

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For some reason the versions of this where he gives two salutes is being deleted and replaced with a version with a quick cut to a cheering crowd so I’ll just share it here 🙃