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Two pretty best friends
Based on this pic:
Fake Date - @wolfstarmicrofic - word count: 256
"This'll work, now hold my hand, damnit," Regulus murmured, rolling his eyes.
"I've told you, he doesn't-" Remus began to argue, but Regulus ignored him, grabbing at his hand.
"Now pretend that you're not disgusted by touching me," Regulus said wryly, linking their fingers together.
They sat at a table at the Three Broomsticks, purposely in plain view. Remus felt like he was on a stage, sitting there holding hands with Regulus, like they were on a date. "I'm not-!" Remus retorted, but Regulus again interrupted.
"He's coming! Now, laugh!" And with that, Regulus shot Remus a look he'd never seen. It was coy, with lots of fluttering of eyelashes and suggestive smirks.
Trying not to look away, or look too obvious, Remus sighed. "Listen, Reg, I appreciate what you're trying to do, but I think you're wrong. Sirius doesn't-"
But this time, he cut himself off. Because Sirius finally came into view.
At first, Remus wondered if perhaps he was so furious because Remus was on a supposed date with Sirius's brother. There had to be rules about that amongst friends, and Sirius was very overprotective of Regulus. But Remus quickly realized that Sirius's fiery gaze was directed toward Regulus.
"He looks furious," he murmured, looking back to Regulus in awe.
"Yeah, idiot. He's jealous. Because he likes you," Regulus said triumphantly. "Now I guarantee he'll come to break up our little date in five...four....three...two.."
"Moony! What're you up to?"
Sirius's falsely-cheerful voice made Remus turn bright red, for some reason. Maybe Regulus was right.
Remus loves horror movies and he tried watching them with Sirius, but Sirius is a scaredy little bitch and always ends up ruining the movie, so now Remus has movie nights with Regulus where they just watch the most unhinged, terrifying shit. Sometimes, Sirius or James will attempt to sit with them and just watch what they're watching, but they always end up living the room absolutely horrified ("Bloody hell James our boyfriends are psychopaths")
Regulus:"James is missing,do you happen to know where he or sirius is?"
Remus:"How would I know? Do you think I have them microchipped or something?"
Regulus:"well,do you?"
Remus:"Yeah,hang on"
Remus: I can't believe you've done this.....
Sirius: I'm sorry I didn't know-!
Remus, on the verge of tears: YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE ASSHOLE!
No wonder Moonwater work so well as friends. Regulus is the type of person to call you a piece of shit, and Remus will elaborate on exactly why you're a piece of shit.
Remus: We should own a library together.
Regulus: We could sell rare books.
Lily: Maybe we could host some classes.
Remus: We could live in a apartment above it.
Lily: That sounds amazing.
Regulus: I call dibs on the master bedroom.
James: Did we just get dumped?
Sirius: Or are we apart of the library?
regulus, making his best man speech at sirius' wedding: statistically, the person you marry is most likely to be the person who kills you
regulus: lupin, ill help you hide the body
Sirius:"regulus stop lying!"
Regulus:"I'M NOT"
James:"give it up Reggie, everyone knows that you love Remus more than you love all the gryffindors combined"
Regulus:"THAT IS SOOOO NOT TRUE"
Regulus:*puts a hand on Remus's shoulder*
Regulus:"I love all of you Remus and not Remus's equally"
Regulus (whispering to Remus): Good job on the test today.
Remus (whispering back): Thanks shorty. Why are we whispering?
Regulus (still whispering): I want Sirius to think we're conspiring against him. Please look at him when you reply.
Remus (looking at Sirius): Messing with my boyfriend? Fun .
Regulus (also looking at Sirius): I'm glad you agree.
Sirius, sweating in fear: What are they talking about?
James, who overheard them but doesn't want to ruin their fun: Stabbing
I think It’d be really funny if luffys growth spurt just happened out of nowhere really quickly. Like one day (Lusan are already dating) Sanji wakes up and luffys face is right at where his face is and he’s like, weird??? But maybe he’s like scooted up. But then he can feel luffy legs where his are ??? He starts getting out of the bed and out of his arms and is shaking Luffy to wake up and luffys tired and a little annoyed sanjis waking him up this early he stand up rubbing his eye and he’s like whattttt Sanjis just in aw because they’re at eye level right now. Luffy who was just 5’8 yesterday is now probably exactly 5’11 at sanji height. It takes Luffy a sec to notice and at first he thinks his body is just stretching out or something so he tires to put it back but it just doesn’t work and he’s like whoaaaa, Sanji were the same height now! Hey I can kiss you without having to reach up to you now! He kisses sanji and Sanji just giggles. Chopper probably explains about how his devil fruit has something to do with his late growing. And then maybe a few nights later it happenes again. Sanji wakes up and he feels his head laying in between luffys shoulders and neck, again Sanji forces him out of bed and now he has to look up to Luffys who’s now 6’5. Sanji probably has a little tantrum that it’s not fair Luffys getting taller (he secretly likes it) and then like maybe a couple years later is when Luffy just wakes up one day and he’s 7’5. But like it would also be funny if luffy doesn’t acknowledge he’s wayyyy bigger now, like he still has the same mannerisms so it’s just like this 7 foot guy jumping and slinging around, or like he still likes to have his arms around Sanji when he’s cooking but now he like towers over him and his hands are WAY bigger now too so it does something to Sanji when they’re on his waist. 🫢
Anyways silly Tall Luffy thoughts, there were more but I can’t remember anymore😓
LuSan Headcanon
After a quick snack, Luffy is rendered harmless to the kitchen for a small time.
It's pretty easy to see when Luffy wants attention. But, Sanji can't let his boyfriend's need for attention pull him away from his work. To accomodate both his jobs as chef and boyfriend, he prepares a special snack plate that's specifically for these moments.
Luffy will climb onto one of the barstools that sit in front of the counter Sanji preps food on. The plate will be set in front of him and he'll happily beginning to munch. Once the snack plate becomes a regular, expected experience, Luffy begins to eat from it slower. He'll actually take his time. Using smaller bites to make the treats last longer.
While Luffy is eating, one of two things will usually happen.
Sanji will start to explain what he's doing with the food he is currently preparing. Going into detail about what kind of ingredients and cooking methods he'll be using. Or his complaints with the recipe he'd found and is currently fixing. A lot of it doesn't make a lot of sense, but Luffy loves the cadence of Sanji's voice. It's passionate and just a bit rough from smoking. Just the joy that seeps into the words as Sanji talks about cooking has Luffy stopping mid-chew to watch him in awe.
Alternatively, it can be Luffy talking while he eats. He always starts with the dumplings on the plate. it's easy to talk between bites. Sanji having trained him to at least not talk with his mouth full if they're going to make this work. It's difficult for the captain's unruly, impulsive mind, but he tries his best for Sanji. Luffy loves to tell Sanji stories while eating the snack plate. He'll tell stories about his childhood with his brothers, showing Sanji a window of what actual siblings are like. He'll tell stories about what he and other crewmates did the previous day. He'll even tell stories about all the battles he's done that Sanji wasn't around for. Oftentimes, the desire to be close to the chef will have Luffy rambling long past the snacks have finished.
Luffy will usually cross his arms on the counter and rest his chin on top, just watching his boyfriend lost in his passion. Sanji will look up periodically and smile at him. Sometimes, he even presses a treat to Luffy's lips.
Luffy’s epiphany “I’m in love with Sanji” moment happens when Sanji takes a two day trip to grab food supplies. Sanji made sure to leave plenty of food he’d already prepared in the fridge for Luffy and the others so they wouldn’t miss any meals while he was gone. Out of sheer habit Luffy barges into the galley shouting SANJI FOOD and just. Goes real quiet when he remembers that Sanji isn’t there. The rest of the crew notice while he’s eating that he seems super mopey, and they’re like hey what’s wrong, you have food, it’s Sanji’s cooking, what’s the big deal? And Luffy’s like yeah but it’s not the SAME. Because Sanji isn’t here. And they’re like ??? and Luffy’s realizing it’s not just Sanji’s food that he likes, it’s SANJI, and Sanji’s not there right now so he’s sad bc he misses him. It’s not the same to eat his food and not have him be there to serve it. It’s not the same since he’s not in the kitchen cooking and Luffy can’t sit and watch him in his element. It’s not the same bc Luffy can’t tell him how delicious it is and watch his reaction (he always gets super flustered and pleased and it’s CUTE). The food’s still yummy but it’s lacking one very important ingredient: Sanji!! Sanji’s not THERE and Luffy misses him so so so much. Cue him pouting and sulking around the ship for the next two days waiting for Sanji to come home. It’s literally that one SpongeBob line “What did you do while I was gone?” “Wait for you to come back 🥺🥺🥺” Luffy now knows he’s found something he loves more than food and that’s the cook that makes food for him. GOD. They make me ill
Thinking about the reactions Ace and Sabo would have to finding out Luffy’s in love with Sanji;; Honestly Ace being the overprotective one is probably more in character but it would be so fucking funny if Ace just catches Luffy staring at Sanji for a little too long and decides he’s going to be his little brother’s ultimate wingman. He’s COMMITTED and he’s going to sneakily create SO many romantic moments for Luffy to take advantage of. But Sabo,, Sabo turns out to be the overprotective one LMAO he sees Sanji smile softly at Luffy one (1) time and he’s like oh HELL no, not MY little brother. Ace tries to set them up, Sabo tries to…SABOtage them ;)))))
Even more hilarious is if this is happening at the same time. Luffy is oblivious but Sanji’s inwardly questioning what the hell is going on bc every time he THINKS there’s a romantic situation blossoming between them, absolute disaster strikes right after. Meanwhile in the background Ace and Sabo are arguing (“Stop fucking everything up you’re ruining all my plans!!” “Luffy’s far too young to have a boyfriend, are you kidding me right now?” “He’s NINETEEN Sabo get over it!!” “Not until that cook wins my approval and right now it’s not looking good for him” “ARE YOU ACTUALLY SERIOUS. Sabs do you HEAR yourself rn”)
They are silly and I love them
Cringetober Day 14
“Incorrect Quote”
First . Previous
So. I know it’s not October anymore, but I still really want to finish this prompt list. So! We’re back at it!! In my mind Sanji needs to distract Luffy with things so he doesn’t eat the entire fridge
Prompt list below the cut!
If you want to support my art, please reblog! Likes are lovely but do not help push my work in the tumblr algorithm <3
Not sure if I’m going to explain this well but imagine an AU where people can see others eye colors the more they care about the person (because eyes are the window to the soul). The more they care, the more their eyes fill in with their actual color.
Luffy sees almost everyone’s true eye color after one friendly conversation, especially those who he helps. He realizes Zoro’s eyes are still gray after a few days, but he notices that the gray is precise and intentional. Luffy can see the slightly darkened patches mixing with the lighter colors almost immediately.
Zoro, on the other hand, rarely sees anyone’s eyes at their actual color. There are a few people who have gotten some light shades of color, but nobody at their real color. The last person’s eyes who he truly saw was Kuina’s, and he has no intention of adding to that list.
But he notices the slight shifts in his crew mates eyes as he spends more time with them. Luffy’s eyes grow darker every day, and Nami’s eventually start to turn a soft brown. Robin’s eyes immediately lighten to a sky blue after Enies Lobby. Chopper and Usopp’s eyes turn to a dark gray as they travel through Alabasta. But that damn cook’s eyes stay the neutral shade he saw with almost everyone he encountered before joining the Strawhats.
Until one day he wakes up from training and there are rice balls next to him, freshly made. He hadn’t remembered telling the cook about his enjoyment of rice balls. It must’ve been a lucky guess.
The next day, he gets rice balls again. And when he finally storms to see that damn cook, he’s met with crystal blue orbs staring back at him. Zoro suddenly lost his ability to curse and belittle, finally understanding why all of the crew secretly whisper about Sanji’s eyes when he’s not around.
Sanji, though, is frustrated. Zoros eyes are the first ones in his life he can’t see, and he’s angry. He knows this stupid swordsman. Zoro hates chocolate, but loves rice-even more so in ball form. His swords mean everything to him, and Sanji knows his exact routine every day.
He would never admit it, but Sanji did care about Zoro. He cared about everyone, except for people who were rude or hurt ladies. And while Zoro was brash and abrasive, he wasn’t rude. So why couldn’t Sanji see his eye color?
Finally he asks. There aren’t many people he can trust, but Robin will be honest with him. And she’s the least likely to make fun of him.
“Robin-Chan,” he starts, and she can hear how nervous he is. “Do you know what color Zoro’s eyes are?”
Robin stifles a laugh. “I’m surprised you can’t see them, Sanji. Do you really hate him that much?”
“No, I-!”
“They’re gray.” Robin said. “I thought there was something wrong with me too. But they’re just gray. Look a bit closer next time, and you’ll see they’re not quite the same shade they used to be.”
Sanji follows her advice, and subtly stares at Zoros eyes when he thinks the swordsman won’t notice.
“Do you mind?” A pink blush dusts across Zoro’s face when he realizes the cook is staring. “I’m trying to focus here.”
“Your eyes would be a shitty gray color, so nobody would know when they actually started caring about you!” Sanji’s cheeks were getting pink too, and both of them ignoring the other’s blush.
Zoro cocked an eyebrow. “Do you care about me, cook?”
“Like hell!”
Do you guys think that when Zoro's sleeping next to Sanji, that Sanji would play with his earings a little? :)
Fic where Sanji loses all of his memories and thinks he’s been kidnapped by pirates, he steals Wado from Zoro (his haki doesn’t ping because it’s Sanji) and they have a sword fight and they are nearly equally matched and Zoro is all about it
Every time i see blonde guy quotes I think of Zoro saying them about Sanji lmao
This was my request fill for the One Piece Fanwork Exchange back in April that I posted on AO3. The zosan prompt was "two pining idiots"
I've been debating for months whether to post it on tumblr since long vertical comics often don't look good in the thumbnails, still not sure I'm too happy with that bit.
zoro being misogynistic towards sanji is very much hysterical
Apparently, I never posted this here?
the strongest
Had a vision thought y’all would enjoy it
