Someone PLEASE Tell Me Why The I Cannot Escape Sonic The Fucking Hedgehog

Most of TMAGP fandom: oh this is so fun, I wonder when does Georgie show up, is it Web-Coded? Sam/Celia or Celia/Alice, maybe Alice/Sam/Celia polycule??

Me, having too much coffee and unsupervised access to alchemy books: The agents of fear in this universe are trying to bring forth "the age of Antichrist", a concept spoken of in 14th century Franciscan Spirituals writing that urged alchemy to develop in an attempt to stop it, and they want to do that by blending all the fears together in a "perfect ratio" using the pieces of entities that got transported here from previous universe, thus bringing back the Primal Fear all The Entities came from in TMA universe. They want to access Freddie since he's based on medieval Islamic alchemical textbook called "The Book of Balances" by Jābir ibn Ḥayyān that cross references different metals in attempt to find the ratio for gold, this is also related to what Magnus Institute in this universe was doing, either looking for literal Antichrist child, possible alchemists to develop the field or looking for Messiah who was also mentioned in alchemical writings as an allegory for a Philosopher's Stone, also Alice/Sam/Celia polycule??

Horik more like Whore-ik

With the way Arthur talks about getting on his knees for him

Am I right folks…. No…. Alright I’ll see myself out

Dude I fucking loved the latest M!IK character, and I really enjoyed this Clara arc because if I haven’t said it enough I LOVE Clara

She’s this fun comic relief and is also a very charming girl. Clara is fun and always there to lighten the mood yet is written in a way that doesn’t sacrifice her personality and emotional depth. And that’s one of the things I am loving about this arc, we get a look into Clara’s feelings. Adding a depth to her character I didn’t even know I wanted. I also love how focused it’s been on her different relationships within the soulmate trio, and that Az was the one to snap her out of it by reassuring her that he loves her. ( even if he doesn’t use those words exactly). They banter but really it’s showing how well they know each other. After all you can’t make fun of friend’s weird habits without being around them enough to pick up on them. And I love the Clara actually gets to cry out her feelings, because sometimes you really need that. And the way both of them reassure Clara and hold her is so sweet.

They are soulmates your honor!!

(I’m also just a little worried about the whole Iruma disappearing bit. Foreshadowing 👀 probably. Especially with that human deportation act looming in the background. I have a feeling that Iruma might be leaving in the near future but we’ll see)

Using a kind boy for your own personal gain who’s devoted to you. This guy is 100% Magnus

Idk if it’s the fact that I’m exhausted but Norris’ voice at the start just sounded so off to me. Like it was so human and idk why but that actually started to freak me out a little bit. My brain knows something’s wrong but it can say what. Or it could be the 3 hours of sleep I got who knows

let’s talk about bonzo. fucking asshole shit face bonzo, can’t even buy his own motherfucking house bonzo, lunchbox in comic sans frankly embarrassing goddamn blobby knockoff bonzo. i REFUSE to call that waste of space “mister” because he is undeserving of my time and respect. He’s a freak and gets paid to murder people, LIKE WORKS FOR THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT OF THE UNITED KINGDOM and he STILL lives with Nigel Dickface. From the moment I had to see his ugly ass yellow eggplant-for-a-nose face during the ARG i knew he was a piece of shit and guess what? time and time again i am proven right. If I ever have to hear him and his jaundiced ass again i am going to end the episode, unsubscribe from protocol, delete spotify, and scream. I want him to die a death where he is ground up Mikaele Salesa style, or maybe has each of his stupid motherfucking orange spots popped one by one. Do not come to me with your defenses for this sickly excuse for a creature. I don’t care whether he is a bear or a twink or a twunk he is BONZO he is SHIT and i HATE HIM. Stupid cocky asshole has a goddman theme song with children singing about him WHERE DID THOSE CHILDREN FUCKING COME FROM he is ugly and i haet him. fucking illiterate piece of televised garbage i hope nigel dickenass wakes up in a cold sweat every night because he created such an abhorrent monstrosity. i hope he knows it lives in his stupid fucking house wearing a stupid fucking fedora and i hope idiot loser bonzo kills him and then kills itself. i would celebrate his death every year with a cupcake that says I HATE FUCKING BONZO.

There is truly nothing like scrolling through tumblr sitting in the living room surrounded by your family yelling about football.

Truly the best thanksgiving experience.

It’s like a game of Russian roulette except instead of bullets it’s people asking you what you’re looking at.

And brother it’s a giant family gathering during election year so fire away

Happy Birthday Mabel and Dipper take this ok pencil and ink drawing to celebrate your special day!

And as bonus have unoriginal designed drawing of them as 25 year olds (that’s crazy how old they are now)