I Don't Normally Reblog But THIS Is Soooooooooooooooooooo Worth It!

He smiled to himself as the sirens blared passed him. They would never find him and if they did he would just tear them to pieces too. Just like that merc bastard he shacked up with who thought he could screw him over in the end. He snorted out an amazed grunt while pulling his cigarette to his mouth. The guy had been pretty, that was for sure, but that was all he had going for him. He couldn't lie or aim for shit, sucks to be him. He let out a puff of smoke before looking down at the bag full of Red Sand at his feet. He was going to make a killing on the markets of Omega with this and once he got the creds he was going use it to hunt down some very special people. He shifted his glaze to this arm that still had the tattoos and scars from there horrible experiments they had preformed on him. His fist tightened, crushing his cigarettes, while a quick flash of blue danced over his skin. He was going to show them what a big mistake it was to fuck with him. He was going to make ALL of them understand that NO ONE messes with Kaidan Alenko, or as they called him Subject Zero. Cerberus was going to pay!

I blame @georgialeflayart for this one! It is ALLLLLLL her fault! ALLLLLL. Your. Fault. I’m watching you...

ButIloveyouanywaysomgsNEVERstopbeingyou! Evidence of her crime may be found here: http://georgialeflayart.tumblr.com/post/139388362789/so-uh-i-slipped-and-drew-subject-zero-kaidan

(I apologize for the shitty render but my computer can render at really high quality so it is really grainy. Sorry. :/)

Credit: Kaidan: http://sumirehaikuxna.deviantart.com/art/Mass-Effect-3-Kaidan-Alenko-mod-XNALara-320106513 Kaidan's Pants and part of the tattoo's: http://sumirehaikuxna.deviantart.com/art/Mass-Effect-2-Jack-XNALara-329597047 Kaidan's Chest piece: http://sumirehaikuxna.deviantart.com/art/ME3-Kaidan-Alliance-Fatigues-XPS-353736282 Crates: http://just-jasper.deviantart.com/art/ME-Crates-Boxes-Etc-for-XPS-378866631 All other modification made by me. All characters are property of Bioware and the Mass Effect Team! (Good work guys! <3) NO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT WAS INTENDED!

Twitter: twitter.com/SirAlenko

Mshenko - No Seafood or Mushrooms, Please...

Kaidan looked over at his boyfriend on a stool that sat on the other side of the kitchen island with a raised eyebrow. "You're joking right?" John swallowed down the water he was drinking while shaking his head. "No. I don't joke when it comes to Seafood and Mushrooms." Kaidan let out a small laugh of disbelief as he continued to stir the tortellini in the pan. "Why? Seafood is great. Like smoked Salmon, I love smoked Salmon and mushrooms are great in a lot of thi-" Kaidan was cut off by his boyfriends rough grunt. "What?" "I just don't get you people! How can you willing digest a fungus?" Kaidan almost started laughing at his boyfriends horrified yet thoroughly disgusted face. "K, mushrooms ARE fungus! Why would you eat them!? And Seafood...well after having fish it just makes me feel like a murderer. Plus I have put so much time and money into keeping those little bastards alive I'm sure as hell not going to eat them!" Shepard shook his head vigorously like he was trying to shake the thought out of his head. Kaidan turned back to the cooking hoping to suppress the laughter that was threatening to burst out of him at Shepard's passion on the subject and his cute crinkled up nose but he couldn't hide the shaking of his shoulders. "Are you laughing at me?" Shepard asked with a tone of mock hurt. Kaidan lost it and started cracking up. By the end of his laughing fit he had to wipe away tears. He turned back to his boyfriend who was giving him a look that said 'Really?' but was smiling. "Well I'm glad my pain is so funny!" "I'm sorry, Shep but your face was just...hysterical! But I promise no Seafood and Mushrooms for you." Shepard smiled and got off his stool making his way over to his boyfriend who quickly turned back to the pasta to make sure he hadn't burnt it. He wrap his arms around Kaidan's waist and kissed his temple. "Well that's good I won't need the Hazmat suit then." Kaidan crinkled his brow in question. "Hazmat suit? Why would you need one of those?" Shepard kissed his cheek. "I really hate Seafood and Mushrooms, K. And if you intended to bring there evil into our home I would need a Hazmat suit." Kaidan had never had the sudden urge to buy Seafood and Mushrooms so bad in his life. This little piece was inspired by a conversation the boyfriend and I had! He is a wonderful cook so the subject of food came up. He discovered I can't cook, like at all, and that I hate Seafood and Mushrooms with an undying passion! We ended up having a very in-depth conversation about what I would do if he decided he wanted Tune Pie, one of his favorite foods, and my reply was I would have to wear a Hazmat Suit! The things I do for you, babe.... <3 Credit: For being the most loving and understand boyfriend there is and for being my consent inspiration: Eternalmourns Shepard: http://padme4000.deviantart.com/art/Default-Mshep-Hoodies-484709053 Kaidan: http://deexie.deviantart.com/art/Kaidan-Alenko-Summer-Fashion-471836347?q=gallery%3AMassEffectXPS%2F52192183&qo=19 Everything else is from http://archive3d.net/ All other modification by Me All characters are property of Bioware and the Mass Effect Team! <3 (Good work guys!)

Are you getting porn spammed?

Last week I got a message from someone promising a “new tumblr” called 2mblr. It was a scam and I said so at the time BUT- 

If you went to 2mblr or a similar backup site and logged in, you probably gave that application read/write access to your blog. You haven’t been “hacked,” you literally gave them permission to post to your dash. 

You can revoke that permission by going here: 

 https://www.tumblr.com/settings/apps

Click the grey X next to ANY app you do not recognize. You can ALWAYS reinstall later, if you realize it was something you actually wanted. 

Changing your password will not help. 

Third party apps do not have or need your password in order to access your page.

Human at Heart

To be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best, night and day, to make you everybody else means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight; and never stop fighting. - e. e. cummings I am in love with this image. It's simple but has power to me. I loved this game and Adam deserves more love! <3 Credit: Adam: Deus Ex Human Revolution Adam Jensen Glass by me. All modification by Me All characters are property of Bioware and the Mass Effect Team! <3 (Good work guys!)

xkatheyx ....you made my day! <3 This is beautiful! Amazing work! :3

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN SHEPARD!

We all love ya! Thank you for making my life better!

I know that sounds stupid to say to a character that doesn't even exist. But John Shepard has been a huge inspiration to me. When I felt that I was a nobody, that I couldn't do anything, there was nothing special about me, he made me feel like I was strong! That I could do anything! He gave me the confidence to face a lot of hard things in my life and if some of you find that odd, then that's ok. But he, and the Mass Effect Universe, have made a very positive impact on me and I'm honored I had the chance to see his world and be there with him throw his good and bad times, just like he was for me. Happy Birthday, man. I was going to do something heroic but you know what? John works his ass off! He deserves a vacation! Enjoy the sun! <3

All I can hear is this song playing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziN7Y1M1v8s

Tried some new skin textures/tricks too! Hope it came out good! :3 Credits: For John Nude, Glasses, and Alcohol: http://mralenko.tumblr.com/credit The AMAZING Mako that I sadly didn't use all the way:  http://me4fan.deviantart.com/

 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR LETTING ME USE IT!!!! YOU'RE AWESOME! <3

Cortega, mShenko and Cullrian are the most awesome ships in the world. Thanks for making them!

Awwwww! Thank YOU, Anon! You are most welcome and just so you know, you made my week with this! <3

So Christmas is on its way! I know I should do something Fall/Thanksgiving-ish but I couldn't help myself! >_>You know how it is when inspiration hits! And I have put nothing but Mass Effect up here so why not enjoy some Chris Redfield for a bit! :3 Tis The Season!

Credit: Outfit & Tree: http://carbint.deviantart.com/art/All-My-Old-Models-444150772 Chris: http://adngel.deviantart.com/art/Chris-Redfield-Fan-Mod-Nude-RE6-430378247 Horns & Necklace: http://www.deviantart.com/art/Reindeer-Accessories-423139011 Posing & Modifications: Yours Truly. :3 Programs Used: XNALara & Blender

New Account

Short version:

https://twitter.com/MisterAlenko

And just in case links are still dead I have a new account on Twitter. My name there is MisterAlenko if you would like to find my art here and some new art please follow me there! And if you have a twitter or other account please PM me with your account so I can follow you all!

Long version:

Sooooo long time no see! I haven’t posted here in a long while and that's just...sad. I love this account and all of you! But as I am sure all of you can understand life decided it was going to be come to overwhelming to endure. I lost alot, hurt alot, became horribly depressed, had not creativity and was unable to make anything. By the time I had the ability again to make anything I felt I had let you all down. I was afraid to come back. But I finally decided too and try to make some amends with all of you. Thheeennn tumblr decided to nuke itself right as I had made the decision! It breaks my heart that I am going to lose this account. It means so much to me. When I started this account I was in a bad place too. Lost my job, lost my ability to walk, lost my boyfriend, and had to move back to my parents. This account gave me an escape and all of you gave me hope! The fact it is all going to disappear just...hurts so much. So I have decided to try and preserve as much as I can on twitter. As I said above my name there is MisterAlenko. If you all have a twitter and would like to continue to see my work and talk with me please go there! And as I said, if you guys have other accounts and twitters please PM me with your account names and I will follow you there!

Thank you guys for making tumblr the best part of my life. I will miss all of this and all of you so damn much.

-MrAlenko Signing off. 12/14/2018

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HAPPY NEW YEARS, DEAR FOLLOWERS!!!! With a new year comes a new page of Shades of Hope! I hope you all enjoy it! :3

Credit: http://mralenko.tumblr.com/credit http://kaidanalanko.deviantart.com/art/Shades-of-Hope-Page-8-504055497

All characters are property of Bioware and the Mass Effect Team! <3 (Good work guys!)