They Make Me Crazy

bad news for chocolate lovers: amid massive corporate downsizing, Lindt has had to euthanize 2,000 of its handsome european chocolate chefs . an additional 1,300 will be thrown out in the cold with nothing but their stupid Fucking whisks

Watching a movie after a case 🤭

⭐️ please don’t use my art without my permission

I was afraid you were engaged.  I am, very much so.

I'm a man of my word, so of course I drew Zib looking pretty in a dress!

talking to preschoolers is awesome bc they have not fully differentiated stories into 'true stories' and 'imaginary stories' yet so you will tell them about something that happened you once (coyote came out of a bush right in front of you and got startled) and they will tell you about how one time their house was full of coyotes in every room 'including five in the garage' and they're not even like, aware i think of the idea that they are technically 'lying'. they are simply telling stories about coyotes bc its time to tell stories about coyotes.

@cactisays No :)

might fuck around and drink the daily recommended amount of water

Eye see. Heh.

@cactisays I think she'd be thrilled

Waistcoat, 1840s