Lotr/the Hobbit Incorrect Quotes

Folks have got to understand that they probably aren't messed up by some Secret Big Trauma that they just can't remember; but rather by a million tiny microtraumas that they do mostly remember but don't even register as traumatic because nobody actually understood that these things would cause trauma, much less stack on each other over the years.

my son and his weapon of choice

One element I love about a Boromir Lives AU is Boromir being Aragorn's Andy Sachs

I EMBROIDERED FISH ON MY SHIRT

Girl dad Silco is a source of endless entertainment for me

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Someone save Sevika, she is in hell

"ohh thorin trusts Bilbo above his own family and kin because he just loves him sooo much because I think romantic love is superior to any other form of love" or maybe it was he was experiencing a severe episode of paranoid psychosis and he implicitly trusted Bilbo because he was the only person in the Company who didn't have any preexisting, longstanding loyalities to him (as a King or brother-in-arms or Family or otherwise) and followed him purely out his own desire to and he saw Bilbo stay by his side even after his contract had ended even though he knew how much he wanted to go home (and had every reason to at that point). maybe it was because he knew Bilbo would had nothing to gain by betraying him (re: no birthright to the crown, no desire for riches or property, etc). Maybe he believed he could confide into Bilbo because he felt like he felt like he wasn't responsible for his safety in the same way he felt responsible for his nephews or his kin (as their King), and he no longer need to mantain any sort of formalities or barriers with him (because Thorin is not. his. King).

sorry I just refuse to believe Thorin doesn't love his nephews as much as he loves Bilbo (someone who he'd only known for 6~ months at that point) and I think there's a lot of better ways to explain his behavior here

Fic!Techno being immune to the Egg because "The Voices are worse" Will never not be funny. Like yeah, you might be an all powerful mind controlling alien egg, but you can never compete with EEEEEE

Is Sylphs hair dyed? If so whats their natural hair color?

(as a bonus, if it is dyed, how would touch ups happen, if not, how would they explain that if someone asked?/nf)

i don't think it is dyed, i think their hair is just Like That. perks of being a hummingbird avian, i suppose :)

when they were little, like really little, it was mostly green, and then when they got older the pink started taking over, kinda similar to how actual baby anna's hummingbirds don't have the pink until they're older!

also if someone asked them if their hair was dyed they'd ask you what hair dye is

can i show you guys the funniest friggin. palm tree