When Someone Blames Your For Something You Obviously Did But You Still Act Shocked They Assumed You.

Lmao vampire hunting 💀

My dog ate something she’s allergic to, she’s fine tho her face just turned into an airhead.

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reblog this rat until staff gets involved

I found this masterpiece ☺️

My friend home alone: I’m hot

Me bursting through her wall: it’s cause I’m here.

My friend: for the last time you better stop.

It’s finally happened

*sniff* I pooped in the school bathroom *sniff sniff*

And a group of girls said it, they said the three words of doom....

“What’s that smell?? 🤢”

Empty box: vibing on the ground

My cat: