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If I had a shapeshifting ability:

- I would give myself a dragon tattoo that moves around my body but mostly stays on the side of my arm. In public it would stay still and then when nobody was looking it would move just a little. When people looked at it again they would be super freaked out but wouldn’t ask anybody because they don’t want people to think they’re crazy.

- I would definitely change my eye color to something cool like purple or make them two different colors 

- I would definitely want wings. Probably like white feathered ones and I could swoop around next to an office building window when only ONE person is looking and they can be like: did you just see that guys 

- I would make myself look like a celebrity for a day just to see what it’s like 

- Give myself a metal arm like bucky barnes and edward elric and see how hard I could punch. and set off all metal detectors I go through lol

- Turn into someone dead and see how people react. If someone came up to me and asked if I were them I would act completely normal and ask them if they wanted a picture or something

- I would say I’m a celebrity impersonator agent so that if a person from a movie wanted a celebrity in a cameo role I tell them I found someone and then show up on the set looking like whoever they wanted. You want Morgan Freeman to be a witty taxi driver? I gotchu. That’ll be $20,000 please. (this one’s based on a quora response lol)

- I would turn into a pegasus and fly around at 2 in the morning maybe be the next nessie or something

- I would become a famous rockstar, then fake my death. I would let myself be sighted occasionally and let people speculate about if I died or not

- Become a mutant like in X-men and give myself any powers I wanted. What can I say, superpowers are sick.

do you ever just think what if i stab myself with this fork but you dont actually wanna do it you just think it ya feel me

yes thanos go king

snap

this is really accurate actually

Game night at the Zoldyck’s 🎮🙌 They play mario kart & Alluka completely destroys everyone Milluki is a Rosalina main, and Killua plays as Cat Peach Illumi never wins but the only time he’s close to getting first place he gets brutally blueshelled by Kalluto, and that’s the story of how Silva imposed the “Zoldycks can’t kill each other” rule

i love soft kurapkia sm

Kurapika ✩ Mobage Cards ✧･ﾟ: *

the “contains levels of poison only to be consumed by a zoldyck” had me DYING

Happy birthday, Hisoka 🃏🎂

bebe gon

little gon found some ducks🦆🦆🦆

no this is the most amazing thing i have ever seen

Yeehaw! Hisoillu week day 7!! Today’s prompt is AU  🐎 🤠

Th’e horse’s name is Bungee Gum

i didn’t wanna cry today damn

why is it that whenever I see a cat I just want to KISS THEIR TINY FREAKIN FOREHEAD 

i love how his expression doesn’t even change

July... I’m doomed

You’re sentenced to 10 years in prison and your lawyer is your birth month. Are they getting you out?

Ok just an edit… October is not Philza it’s Kisuke from bleach Philza just used him as his pfp😭

GUYS SHOWER THOUGHTS IS A MAN

If men had a set number of sperm the way that women have a set number of eggs, we would all run out of sperm by our mid 20s

that is literally what clickbait is now

A video that says “DO NOT CLICK” in the title would probably get a lot of views because everyone is a spiteful contrarian piece of shit

fuck

Maybe Tinder isn’t full of weirdos or losers. Maybe it’s just showing us the reality that we aren’t compatible with like 95% of people.

a marker scented marker is just what I need today!

All markers are scented markers, but most of them are scented like markers

“I’m giving them more crops!”

Dogs must think we keep them only to harvest their turds.

I pray not

You’ve heard of Dex ON the cover. But what about Dex IS the cover?

I present to you, my concept art for the cover of Unlocked:

all hail the 

CUBE

schlorp

If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise 

Steve: I-

Tony:

Steve:*sighs*

Tony: SO, IF BUCKY JUMPS OUT OF A WINDOW YOU WOULD DO IT TO ?!

Steve:

Tony: That was a dumb question. Obviously you would.

hey stop messing with the shield

*bisexually waves*

Guys, is this how bisexuals wave

cuwueepy

sir please

i need them

sir please that’s my emotional support group of mutuals who I never interact with but still care deeply about

same

valin : the human life is a strained and tense one. I envy the life of a smooth rock resting on the beach... warmed by the sun... unaware of the trials and tribulations of sentiment life.

elwin : do you need to talk ?

valin : i wish i was a croissant

Elwin: What do we say when we're feeling depressed?

Keefe: This depression may be chronic but this ass is iconic

Elwin: Keefe no

Keefe: Keefe YES

Keefe: Are you saying my ass isn't iconic

*all the keefe fangirls start wearing them too*

Tam: wtf

Tam: What the H-E-double FUCK are you wearing Keefe

Keefe, wearing a fluorescent yellow trench coat with rhinestones stuck all over it to spell “too cool for u” and crocs with demon butterflies doodled on them: Starting a fashion movement

Keefe, later, with his face swollen: ...

Tam: ....

Keefe: it was worth it

keefe, petting a cat: aren’t you the prettiest kitty in the whole wide world? :)

tam, internally: fuck he’s cute

tam:

tam: wait

tam: aren’t you allergic to cats?

keefe, petting the cat slower: maybe

Sophie: *trying not to laugh*

*Sophie playing Chandelier by Sia for her friends*

Keefe grinning.

Fitz: What?

Keefe grins harder.

Fitz: It was one ti-

Dex Dizznee should have been given a stuffed animal pass it on