Life Feels Like Beening Floating Orb Without Any Thoughts Or Feelings. Just Existing. With A Fleshy Anchor

I wish I had bones.

Yooooooooooooo! I just make honey toast bun thing!

Okay, okay. Hear me out.

I had some leftover dinner rolls and I didn't want an normal sandwich... I was wanting something sweet and saw my frying pan.

Cut open the buns.

Put a healthy amount of honey on one side. That way it isn't stick finger time as hard.

(If a doctor saw they would have had a heart attack)

Let the pan heat up

(Mine was on high. It is better now to have it that high or just watch it really good.)

Add a good amount of butter, not enough to clog up your circultory system system tho. Just to coat the pan.

Put the honey side down.

And, let it cook.

Check every now and again.

When happy with the looks or when it starts to smoke remove from pan.

Best method: plate on top. Pan under plate. Rotate 180° to the left or to the right... just flip the pan. :)

Add toppings of choice.It can be whatever your heart so desires!

(I added cinnamon sugar)

It had a similar taste to caramel, probably because it is candied honey... caramelize honey?

Hope you like it! :)

Learning to drive again today and my brain was playing tricks on the road. When I looked at the road it would look like it was extending... it was so dizzying

I don't like to swallow the frog.

It move so fucking much.

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Nephew walks into villain's lair with his sidekick Pikachu.

Villain (sis): "We'll ,well, well, I've been expecting you, nephew and your side chick, Pikachu."

Villain (sis): " . . . "

Villain (sis): "wait"

My older sis is struggling to hold in their tea

I'm falling on the ground laughing

Villain (sis): "I MENT SIDEKICK!"

Today I learned that if you paint high you'll do a poor job.

When you meme so hard, it lasts for hooours

Sent to my girl, and in the end she's sleeping

Sent memes till late even still

Looked up to see the time, I work at 9

. . . oh shoot, I messed up . . . Whelp, it is what it is.

Apple cider recipe

This recipe makes about 12 to 15 mugs of apple cider.

What you need...ish

- 4L of apple juice

- 4 to 6 apples (sliced and peeled)

- Some ginger (optional you can add a little bit or 4 tablespoons if you are that daring)

- Cinnamon sticks (about 4)

- 10-13 Whole cloves

- 10-12 Whole all spice

I put alot of spices in and let it stew in the crockpot.

(you can make it in a normal pot on the stove as well, it takes least time although you have to keep a closer eye on it)

Put all apple juice in pot (I use a crockpot), and water if you want.On low for 6 to 8 hours or high for 4 to 6 depending on how spiced up you want it.

Optional: One cup to one liter of juice doesn't affect the flavor, that I can tell.

Now for all the spices!

Optional: Put the spices in a cheese cloth, it makes it easy to remove later.

As that is stewing away, peel and cut up apples.

Optional: cut and peeled ginger.

Put a lid on it and taste it after a few hours to see if you want to add more to it or take out the spices. When the cider is done or is to your liking you can drink it just like that or you can mash up the apples if you want to.

You can add a bit of orange to it of a bit of acid, although be very careful, the orange flavor is quite strong.

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