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Hey hey hey, could I maybe get an ABC or any letter you'd like with any bad guy sans you'd like? Love your writting btw -🦢

ABC's of dating Killer Sans!

:DDD Thank you!

hmmmm, I think I really want to write this one about Killer. He doesn't really get a lot of attention from me, LOL.

A = Affections (How do they show their love)

Killer is a certified jackass, he does things simply to rile others up and get a reaction for his own amusement. Naturally that falls into place when he is with you, too. He LOVES your reactions, because they are so.. you! He cant always predict them, and he loves that about you.

 B = Body part (Their favorite body part.)

As a skeleton, its probably going to have to be your skin. OR your hair. He loves the soft hair that covers you. He will accidently pull your arm hair at first, confused as to why you need hair on your arms and legs.

 C = Children (Do they want kids)

He would want to adopt the babybones in universes that were to be destroyed... but he guesses if he was to have one of his own, it would have to be with you and only you.

 D = Dating (often going out or not)

Killer counts EVERYTHING as a date with you. Him dragging you with him to piss off Dust? a date. Him picking on Error? If you are there, its a date. If he just so happens to have horror help him pack a picnic for you to go out to Outertale... Well, its always a date when he is with you, isn't it?

 E = Experience (Dated before or no?)

Killer doesn't seriously date, at least not until he got serious with you. he is a little rusty but he knows how to treat a partner.

 F = Favorite places (Locations they love going to)

He likes taking you to outertale sometimes, the stars are just so beautiful there. But he loves taking you around to the unusual AU's- Like this one medieval AU of lords and ladys. He joked around the whole time that he was the grand duke and you were his duchess.

 G = Goofy (Are they jokesters or not)

A serious moment is rare by Killer. He stirs the pot almost religiously. His favorite jokes are the ones you laugh at too, or join in on. Those always make his soul feel a little lighter.

 H = Hair (Are they well groomed or are they going hobo today?)

Well. He is nothing but bone, so no hair from him. though if he finds strands of yours on his clothes... He wouldn't ever compline. He does threaten to plant your DNA at a scene of a crime. Though, you are dating a murderer, so... his threat falls flat.

 I = Intimacy (Close every day?)

He is like velcro, if you are near he is going to be attached at the hip to you. Its annoying, in a very endearing Killer kind of way.

 J = Jealousy (How jealous they get)

Nope, he knows he's got all your love. Though you probably shouldn't rule it out, you just haven't seen him jealous yet.

 K = Kisses (Where do they love to kiss)

He loves when your kiss him, your lips against any part of him will always make him swoon. But when it comes to him kissing you? he loves to bonk his forehead against yours in affection before kissing you as you grumble about the small headbutt.

 L = Love (How you both met)

Falling through a rouge portal ripped through space and time is not at all ideal for a normal human. Tripping a serial killing monster after your grate travels? not at all ideal. But as it turns out, actively arguing with said killer (who you didn't know was a killer at the time) was the perfect way to get him to forgive you. You were so feisty for a human, he loved it.

 M = Marriage (Do they like the idea)

Not really, the concept of marriage to him is just a fancy way for the government to have control over your love life too. Not that that affected him anymore. He supposes though, that if you wanted him to be your husband someday... he wouldn't mind putting on a suit and tie.

 N = Nosey (Do they get all up in your stuff)

Killer is so nosey its annoying. but that is always how he is, its what makes him so much like himself. The shit stirring, nosing, questions, and annoyances. He respects your privacy though, fully. He only asks a bunch of stupid questions all the time to get your attention.

 O = Open (Open about the relationship or nay)

He will brag to anyone and anything about you. You once heard him talking to his waffles about how he is better than it because he has you. Dork. He only was dicking around like that because he knew you were standing close enough to hear him.

 P = Possessiveness (Hide you away or open)

He would rip off hands for touching you. Unless you invited them of course. He thinks its cute when you get Horror to cuddle up to you during movie nights.

 Q = Quirks (interesting bits)

Turns out Killer is actually quite the gentle-Monster when he wants to be. Reserving seats at restaurants, pulling your seat out, pouring wine for you, paying.

 R = Random (Are they spontaneous or calm)

Random shit happens all the time. Sometimes he will just pop up in your room and tell you he wants to take you to some AU. of course he always spontaneously wants cuddles when he is butthurt after losing an argument with one of the others.

 S = Spoiler (Spoil you rotten?)

Hell yes he does. He would steal every gold coin from the underground and give it to you. If you didn't insist on not needing a bunch of clutter, he probably would have robbed every valuable he could think of for you. You think sometimes that it would have been pretty cool to have a dragons hoard for yourself.

 T = Takings (Why’d they fall in love with you)

You made his soul feel different. being with you was therapeutic almost. you calmed his soul and made everything around him feel less chaotic and loud all the time.

 U = Uterus dealings (how do they handle your period)

You don't know if Killer can really smell pain or if he just did a bunch of research on how to help mensurating humans. Either way, he stole you a heated pregnancy pillow during one of your worse. Those are so amazing in every way, even if you aren't on your period.

 V = Volatile (Do they have a temper)

Killer has a nasty temper at times, but surprisingly, he has only snapped at you once. though it probably helps that you don't actively try to aggravate him more like Dust does. To be fair it is payback for all that Killer puts Dust through.

 W = Wildcard (Random fact)

Killer wants to snuggle you. all the time. especially at night when you are both settling down for bed. He likes it when you demand to be big spoon like he would fight a proposition like that.

 X = Xystus (Most men love their gardens, do they?)

Killer has a little aloe vera plant growing in his room. Ask him to grow anything else though and its a 50/50 on if it lives or not.

 Y= Yearning (Lots of physical contact or non)

24/7 contact or attention, he needs it to behave himself. well. no he just really really loves your attention.

 Z = Zzz (Lazy or active)

Fuck all that, if he gets to be lazy he is going to jump at the chance. He wants to lay in bed all day and snuggle with you.

All 10 Sirocco Sister's wing patterns!

hey so uhhhhh just a heads up: ao3 may or may not be in deep legal trouble. specifically for mistreatment of volunteers and lax compliance with certain laws, afaict.

i highly recommend you back up any stories you have and any favorite stories/authors you'd miss.

here's how i'm doing it:

download calibre. it's an open source ebook reader. link here.

it has a plugin called fanficfare. download that here.

open calibre and go to the dropdown next to "Settings", and then select "Get plugins to enhance calibre"

Find and install FanFicFare (sort by title and scroll down to F to find it easier)

go to the dropdown menu next to the fanficfare icon in the top bar and select "Get story URLs from Web Page"

when prompted for a URL, you can post any URL that displays a list of stories, e.g. "https://archiveofourown.org/users/[username]/bookmarks?page=7" or "https://archiveofourown.org/series/[number]" or "https://archiveofourown.org/users/[username]/pseuds/[username]/works"

click "Yes", then wait for it to gather the metadata and download the stories (you can give it another URL to grab stories from once it's done with gathering the metadata if you want)

it will give you a little popup in the lower right corner once it's done, telling you how many it was able to download (usually all of them) and how many it didn't.

if it misses one or two, you can click to see the details and find out which one didn't get downloaded, and go back to the page you got it from and download those yourself if you want.

tell it to update your library.

voila! all the stories on that page are now backed up on your computer.

notes: it will skip any fics that are locked to archive users only (the ones with a blue padlock next to the author's name in the listing), and you'll have to go back and grab those yourself. if your whole account is under archive lock, i highly recommend unlocking it for the duration of the time it takes to grab and download them (a few minutes to a few hours, depending on whether you have <20 or multiple hundreds like i do lol) before locking them again.

back up everything you love!! back up everything you moderately like!! back up anything you wouldn't like to lose!! even if the ao3 mess pans out to nothing, it's always good to have a "just in case".

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i don’t usually post non-art related things here but today i received the mondstadt ost boxset which includes an official venti wisp keychain and i NEED everyone to share in the forbidden knowledge i have just obtained, by which i mean: WISP VENTI HAS ARMS?

Everyone who sees this you may boop me as many times as you want! Get those BOOps in

I will boop back though, be warned.

wanted a warmup before I do my hw and commissions soooooo did a bunch of nightmare versions of skellys XDXD The rest of the boys are mine or some sort of design mix of my own or BHC. The only BHC guys is Poplar and Ash XDXD

in terms of names tho - here they are:

Nightmare Hound = Drools 

Nightmare Boss = Chief

Nightmare Red = Stain

Nightmare Papyrus = Spree

Nightmare Blue = Nexus

Nightmare Stretch = Extract 

Cleaning up my files and forgot that I had all these wing studies from circa. 2015 so thought, y’know what, I don’t need to hold onto these, so have this as a little gift from me to whomst ever needs some quick wings for their OC’s, AU’s, and Art.

a fools guide to not wanting to die anymore

by me, a fool who doesnt wanna die anymore 

never make a suicide joke again. yes this includes “i wanna die” as a figure of speech. swear off of it. actually make an effort to change how you think about things.

find something to compliment someone for at least 4 times a day. notice the little things about the world that make you happy, and use that to make other people happy.

talk to people. initiate conversation as often as you possibly can. keep your mind busy and you wont have to worry anymore

picture the bad intrusive thoughts in youe head as an edgy 13 year old and tell them to go be emo somewhere else

if someone makes you feel bad most of the time, stop talking to them. making yourself hang out with people who drain you is self harm. stop it.

Person A: “Wow…”

Person B: “’Wow’ what?”

Person A: “You’re beautiful.”

Person B: “…Do you always flirt with the people that’re threatening you?”

Person A: “No, but only because none of them have ever looked the way that you do… I don’t suppose you’d be interested in changing sides?”

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