The Tumblr Funnyman used to be a cornerstone of the ecosystem. The species has since become endangered, with the majority having left after the porn ban, or transitioned into funny women
stop calling me "my fragile little flower" or "my beautiful delicate pet" im literally going for a glass cannon build. i can one shot most adults
ok but affini plumblr would be absolutely unreadable. like the affini would only spend maybe 1% of their time Posting, and the rest would just be the most homosexual gushing about their florets imaginable. 99/100 posts are just "My floret is SO CUTE!!!!!" and pics of said florets staring into space on drugs or similar things
of the 1% of posts that aren't this, it's probably like, the affini equivalent to hypnosis blogs where they post induction scripts designed to bait independents who read them into interacting, and then they eventually get goaded into DMs; at which point it's over for them
also there are a few digitized affini who are the compact equivalent of dril and they produce the best content you've ever seen every half a second. they get 3094872039487 reblogs on every post and each hornypost they make gets a dozen independents domesticated via a reblog chain, plus if you interact with them they just start turning up inside of your pc to flirt with you
Soulslike boss fight against a dude with a dynastic title of some sort, like "Lord of the Onyx Throne" or whatever, where instead of the same baddie changing movesets or powering up across multiple phases, the first dude just dies, and a second dude with a fresh life bar reading "Heir to the Onyx Throne" immediately jumps into the arena to continue the fight, except after a second or two "Heir to" gets crossed out and replaced with "Lord of". When you kill the second dude, the same thing happens again. This goes on for like five separate phases.
family evening
Fishing enthusiasts will go to the fishing convention to make new friends and one of them will shout "Networking? Yeah, I sure hope so!" and everyone will laugh and high five him, one fisher is crying laughing slapping his knees
thank you! im making sprites for a game in one of my classes so i figured id make this anyway this isnt really a proper way to color pixels; properly coloring pixels involves doing it by pixel and not using any anti-alias tool but im lazy so… extra tip: if you have graphicsgale you can reduce the color depth to make it look less like you cheated by going to All Frames > Color Depth… and then adjusting the colors in All Frames > Adjust color if it turns out too grey for you
i usually select Type A - 8bpp (256 colors) - Colors: 25. i dont put dither unless the drawing is really big
having pet stick bugs is fun because every so often i will hear the distinct sound of several stick bug falling and ill go to check on them and find them all in a pile on the ground of their enclosure and i have to figure out if theyve just decided that its floor time now or if they kept mistaking each other for actual sticks again and bundled together the ceiling until gravity got the best of them.