Meems-beems - Eems

why so celibate

-the jerker

A little game to strip a wizard or whatever the hell is going on here? I don't know.

Can you tell?

I spent an insane amount of time working on this render, so I'm going to spam it so hard it's not even real

not to post opinions about media on main but every time I open hendrik’s wiki page for drawing references I always catch the part in his bio where whoever wrote it calls him “perverted” and I really have to wonder. did I play the same game as everyone else? I have to know what in-text convinced people that hendrik is secretly lecherous like rab is. from what I gather it’s genuinely just the running gag about the porno magazine and that he’s generally attracted to women but… listen. I don’t care how gallant and heroic the guy is. he’s not getting any. he’s the most repressed man I’ve ever seen before in my entire life. I know in my heart of hearts he’s collecting those magazines the same way someone collects vintage lego. just staring at unclothed women and nodding like yes the photography on this is fantastic. every time he’s tried to start a relationship he treats it like he’s signing a blood oath and not in a romantic way. its in the kind of way where you wish therapy was invented just so he could have it. he’s at any given moment one stressor away from a heart attack. he canonically reacts to women being attracted to him by looking like he’s gonna die of embarassment. and you’re gonna tell me you think he’s horny. that if he even thought about boobs at an inopportune moment he wouldn’t just take his greatsword and chop his dick off.

Ok, I'm glad you see more kindness in all pelicans than I do, but I refuse to believe that for even a second

I got to witness a truly pissed off pelican at a rehabilitation facility, it bit someone and drew blood on them three times. Three times!!!

when a pelican bites you there's no malice in their eyes. they aren't upset at you. they are just hungry and want to see if you fit in their mouths. and if you don't then it's no problem and everything is fine. and if you do then well i guess your fate is sealed but that's ok it's a beautiful animal

um................... can i help you

Church of Whale Fall

lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship

Unrestrained winter fun

@todaysbird

i think that the "i do not control the ____" memes are generally tame and do not lend enough credence to the genuine absurdity of the original line that is

I cannot tell you how many hours I spent constantly grinding in the same spot to get all the necessary seeds to max out Erik's attack stat, I deadass used keybinds and would let it run for hours

I ended up breaking the bank from the sheer number of other weapons I had collected from the monsters I fought

The good news: Seeds of Defence boost by four points. The bad news: Seeds of Therapeusis boost by two points. Seeds of Sorcery boost by two points. Seeds of Agility boost by two points. Seeds of Deftness boost by one point. Pretty Betsys boost by one point.