Thinking About How Funny It Would Be If The Chain™ Keeps Putting Fairies In Jars Like In The Games

such a fucking tease they're never gonna sell these Hey they're kissing......

i need his gender so bad you don't understand

pink moon.

Omega, Mask and Headphones are all mutuals on social media but they don't know it. Aloha does, though, so he's just there like

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things my classmates have actually said???

by the way, these were IN CLASS. Not just in free time. The teachers have witnessed it. Sadly.

“The hand sanitizer is flavored strawberry? Can I eat it?”

“did you know cannibalism is allowed in the u.s along with guns”

“why do you keep rats inside your jeans”

“and what a GREAT receive from flappy bird!”

”I donate one cent to the ‘therapy pls’ starcaster fund”

“wait, if dinosaurs died and their bones became petroleum, and humans have bones too, IS OIL A RENEWABLE RESOURCE NOW?!?! guys, DIG UP CEMETERIES!!”

“I said pencil because it was easier to explain than cutting a penny in half”

*insane hysterical laughter* “my dog died in April!” *more laughing* “it’s funny because he can’t die again!”

“you do NOT go to a fancy restaurant to eat grits”

“can I tell you about the dolphin that ate all the kids!?”

“I worship a god who helps me as long as I don’t touch the golden cookies.”

we have even weirder conversations, but also be free to use these as things your favorite character might say idk.

also will probably make another post adding context to each quote (it will make even less sense)

Everyone except haters

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Transgender people

Homosexual people

Bisexual people

Genderfluid people

Asexual people

Pansexual people

Autosexual people

Demisexual people

Bigender people

Agender people

Polysexual people

Straight people

Cisgender people

Straight allies of the lgbtqpiad community

ANYONE

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There are three kinds of LGBT headcanons:

Actual queer coding / metaphors ("Nimona is trans because her creator made her as a way to express his feelings as a trans person")

Vibes ("Link is genderless because I said so")

It's funny ("Phoenix Wright is asexual because he's the Ace Attorney")

bro's luck gotta run out someday

quick comic about my idea of one of the ways they could've addressed the hat thing with amalia (the one who did say he'd have to show them one day)

them

iconic gays