controller: *vibrates slightly and then stops, with no obvious enemies anywhere*
me: what do you see boy?
STRONG BAD!!
In honor of Tuesday the 12th, I’m streaming Strong Bad’s Cool Game 4 Attractive People at this link in an hour
What life is really like for me and The Man. 😂 Happy Thursday!!
Young Frankenstein (1974)
Sooooo apparently someone has reported us for NSFW content and our posts are being flagged. EVEN THOUGH we are abundantly clear we are NSFW, we have marked our tumblr explicit and hidden ourselves from search. Honestly people WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? Theres worse stuff on here than us. RANT OVER.
Have been in this situation a few times and it definitely has the same result. We gotta start that up again!!!
Waiting for her to come home so i can push her body into making more of these sounds.
I’ve been such a good but naughty girl lately and hubby thought it best to show me a bit about who he likes to think the BOSS is. I got just what I wanted. Enjoy! Now I want to see the mess you make.
Aaa….wait for it….mazing
A little something or two to be thankful for. Long time no see Tumblr. 💋
Hilarious
HoLy FuCk
Kind of difficult to do suck your clit and choke you at the same time…..BUT……there is something else to put in your mouth to choke you with. 😈🥵
I need someone to suck me like a pacifier and choke me a little. Tell me I’m pretty maybe. Just a thought.
Hello and welcome to Married Naught Dead. This is an ADULT themed blog NSFW. ANYONE 21 years of age or younger needs to leave now. YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE. My husband and I love to have our fun and we want to share a piece of ourselves with you. We firmly believe communication is key and our kinks are a part of who we are. We let our freak flags fly freely and it is SO nice. We are not interested in swinging, but we do enjoy sharing with other couples. No catfishing please. We keep it positive around here. Flattery will get you everywhere. Theme days for your pleasure are; #Tag Team Tuesday, this couples, is a special day for you. We want to see you and share you with the world. #Willy Wednesday, this is for the amazing gentlemen who love to share themselves with us. Tributes MAKE OUR DAY. Go for it. Lastly, we host #Shwing Saturday. Are you a babe, do you want to share it? Then this day ladies is all about you. Submit us something beautiful, we want to share you. Our Hashtags include #The Man, Pictures of the husband #The Woman, Pictures of the wife #The Swirl, Pictures of us together #The Gatekeeper, Things the woman likes #The Key Master, Things the man likes #Crossing the Streams, Things we both like #Storytime, Gather around, grab some tissues & lube. It’s storytime.
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