This Blog Is Supposed To Also Be A Hetagsmes Blog Lmao SO

"Hey what's up today we're streaming Salmon Run while I try to keep this random small child from drawing on my screen with ketchup."

Sounds like a challenge pff

My WiFi is literal trash like I can’t do shit. Everything takes half a century to upload/download. It sucks cause I wanna do cool things like live-streams but I can’t 🙃 AT&T highspeed internet my ass

Have the newer players even experienced a stamina event

am I like… a love nikki elder

“Back in my day we had these things called ‘stamina events’”

Am I getting too existential over an anime dressup game

The answe to all of these is yes

The Adventures of Unamused Boy Part 3

I forgot for two days straight to put more on unamused boy on here.

From this point on I was doing all six of my posts a day every now and then of this so I'll probably share them in increments of six. Except this one which I know ended after 5. So yeah.

Finally updated this last after Apple Butter has been out for like four months haha whoopsies

It's not long! And it's cute! And we made it in two weeks! And you might like it idk! I'm proud of what we did in two weeks anyway.

My Published Hetagame Masterlist

I decided this should probably be my first hetagame-related post that I make right now since I know I have an (outdated) page full of information and links to my games BUT you can't find that on mobile and I'm too lazy to edit that right now SO I'll do my best to keep this list up to date This list is gonna contain both my solo projects and group projects I worked on.

#1 is Child's Garden This was a group project between myself, @unlimited-trash-spill @sanctuaryofstars and @noizy-bunny Game page description: Go on a little misadventure with a group of kids trying to save their beloved kindergarten from closing for good! Hijinks include launching traitors off into the sky, stealing a random bike to avoid responsibility, getting your parents arrested and more all the while trying to raise funds! Do you think you have what it takes to jump on this crazy bandwagon in hopes of making enough money to save the kindergarten? And their pudding! Never forget the pudding. The game has a warning for serious topics taken lightly, since all of the main characters are children, after all. There's also two mentioned ships which consist of two of the pairs of parents in the game, FrUK and AusHun.

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[Hetagame Reupload] Child's Garden (Demo) by DeathSquadOfficial on DeviantArt

#2 is Guidebooks (See the game page description for the full name I'm not typing all that lmao) This was another group project between the same people as above. Game page description: 17-year old Ludwig Beilschmidt has been invited on a camping trip by his friends Matthew, Ivan, and Kyle! He agrees, and soon enough finds himself at the campsite where the four boys intend to spend a week getting closer to nature and just having fun! The only problem is, this is Ludwig's first time in the woods. Ever. He's always been more the sort to stay home and review flash cards, rather than go outside and explore. On top of that, it turns out that Matthew isn't that great at keeping Ivan and Kyle in line. That sort of thing was usually his brother Alfred's job, who's been banned from coming with them due to Alfred-brand shenanigans. So it seems that this trip has already started out badly. Can they pull it together and end up having a fun time? Or will this camping trip end up going south? Find out in "My Friends Invited Me to go Camping, but My Only Experience Is Reading Guidebooks!" The only thing worthy of a "content warning" is that there's swearing so if you don't like that be aware ig The game contains no ships, but speaking of the game I made a dumb stupid trailer for it that's linked on the game page and I'd be very happy if you guys checked that out I worked really hard on it at the time.

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[Hetagame] Guidebooks (Complete) by DeathSquadOfficial on DeviantArt

#3 is Apple Butter This group project was only between myself and @unlimited-trash-spill. Game Page Description: A short and relaxing Ukraine-centric game made within 14 days by Maple and Cune. Grow apples on your farm and pick them! Cook some delicious food!  Go shopping for more ingredients! Feed your ghost friends (at the graveyard)! Chat with your neighbors and coworkers! Help preparing for the town festival!

The only thing really worthy of a 'content warning' is one of the ghosts gives brief description of the situations leading to his death at one point, that involves fire. He doesn't go into detail, but it's there nonetheless. This game also has no ships in it.

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Apple Butter (hetagame) by DeathSquadOfficial on DeviantArt

Now we're getting to my solo games So technically speaking I have two currently published games but one of them is old and bad and I'm currently working on a reboot so please ignore that one thank you.

#4 is Freedom This one was a solo project that I decided to see if I could make in six days. And I did. So that's a thing. Game page description: Alfred is standing in a dark room. How did he get there? There's no way of telling. Where is he? There's no way of knowing. How long does he have to escape? Ten minutes. And it's your job to get him out.As far as warnings go, this game was made for halloween, so there's what you'd expect from a halloween game, mostly blood and cursing. Uhhhh yeahhhh that's it

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Freedom [Short Halloween-ish Hetagame] by MapleSweater on DeviantArt

This page will be expanded as I/we eventually put out more games.

Can we talk about how upset I am as someone who reads the story that the devs are still giving us events out of story order real fast

Like they've been doing this for ever pls let us have normal context and continuity with the plot and the events-

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Anyway so yea I also made this because even though I knew something like this would happen I'm still surprised somehow

Also at one point the story got stuck on staring at freaking Bobo and wouldn't let me click to go to the next text bubble and so I had to back out and redo that stage

Bobo controls LN now

The Adventures of Unamused Boy part 7-1

Wow I'm still trying to do this, huh? Yep. Yep I am. Anyway here we go. Part 7.

Also I am confused as to why my nikki doesn't show up as my avatar in my own style diary anymore buuut whatever

Also also this is 7-1 because I wanted to post the captions seperately from the full images as seen below but hey guess what image limit yay

So this part will be in two parts and from now on I'm not doing this again because tumblr is picky

Also for a 3rd also the 50 character limit in SC is killing me

The Tumbeasts are in my head help

This april fool's day thing knows me a bit too well

It's great

Hello, I know Guidebooks came out like a really long time ago but I just wanted to say that it was really fun to experience it. I especially like the main cast you decided to go with since it mixes up things a bit. Also rip Ludwig I wouldn’t be surprised if started to grey by 20 because of Ivan’s and Kyle’s shenanigans.

Hey! Sorry this took so long for me to get to, I meant to answer it when I got it like...... over a half a month ago...... instead of now

BUT anyway thank you so much, genuinely!

It's so nice to hear that you enjoyed the game, I'm sure the others will share the sentiment when I say that it really means a lot to us to get messages like this, especially for a jam game that honestly we weren't originally gonna put that much effort into, and then it turned into this whole thing where we made all sorts of things we had never intended to even consider, annnd then it accidentally became a high-maintinence project ewe;

Also yes poor Luddie he's gonna go home and take a 12 hour nap and wake up with grey hair and lower back pain lol Kyle and Ivan are very difficult to handle

Also also don't worry about the game being comparatively old, it's fine! Always good to get feedback, after all! (Annnd it doesn't even feel like we made it that long ago, time just sorta blends together sometimes lol)

Howdy! Here is yet another jam question... Will y'all be recording a playthrough of each game? Or will y'all be playing it privately?

Hey there, thanks for the question! What we want to do is record our initial playthroughs, but depending on what happens and what kind of time we have, we may not be able to do that. We're gonna try our best to be able to, though. ^^

The Hetalia fandom is regrowing again so I think its important to remind people to not associate the Hetalia characters with recent political events happening. We do NOT want this fandom to regrow its old reputation and for it to turn into a dumpster fire. Plus it is so very disrespectful to victims of terrible events.

Thank you :)