Latest Posts by malk-molk-milkshake - Page 2
if a teenager is at your door and they are wearing a costume!! please give them candy!! they are still in it for the halloween spirit and it honestly no different from a little kid in a costume. they are just as excited and happy as all the other lil tykes and dont you dare tell them they are “too old for trick-or-treating” because that will literally break their hearts and that’s not cool.
I will never understand people who hate Ships so much they have to make videos/post about it
Like?? Girl, okay?? I don't give a shit what you think about it, this ain't about you
Technically true.
Reading amazing fanfiction, then forgetting to bookmark it
Rare pity, mercy and compassion of the giants called humanity
oh gods it was parents evening again tonight..
other parents: how did you do that?
Me:do what?
Other parents: your teenager is eating a salad..
Me:i never forced him eat, now he will pretty much eat anything…except chicken casserole which we both agree is gross
Other parents:we don’t get it.
Me: our only rules are bed at eleven on a school night and don’t hack any important government agencies.
Other parents: you don’t restrict screen time?
Me: you know 95% of kids will self regulate, given the chance?
Other parents: thats not true
Me: have you tried it?
other parents:…but, now he’s reading 1984
Me: he has had a university reading level since he was 12, what am i going to do censor his reading material?
other Parents: what if he reads something you don’t approve of..
Me: i fail to see your reasoning…
Me: you know he cooks too..it’s our mother/son time, we talk about his friends…
other Parents: he talks??
Everyone should read their own fanfics recreationally tbh this shit fucking rules. It's like the author knows exactly what I like.
why is trying to make a new friend so embarrassing. hi. me again. asking for your attention once more even though i am literally just some random person to you. it's because i want to be not just a random person to you. please understand
television history
fantasy characters: “Geez”
me: who the fuck spread Christianity there
One of the central tenets of anti-trans ideology is a reactionary disgust of minors being able to have any agency whatsoever over their bodies or their healthcare. Note that gender-affirming care is not mentioned in this form even once.
What do David Bowie, Madonna, and Snoop Dogg have in common? (Besides being really famous-)
Starring in a 2006 film called Arthur and The Invisibles
I don't know but I want to
Where's that one fic where giyuus a mute and rengoku is one of the first to notice because of they fought a demon that stole voices????
Don't do this at home kids
Creative way of saving camels from getting run over
you’re hearing it more and more
Me, every time AO3 is down:
Please I cannot keep going on like this. I need my daily fix of gay fanfiction. I hope they will be able to fix it soon. I cannot stand being alone with my own thoughts for so long 🤣
you know what trope pisses me off the most? when the protag is pointing a gun at somebody and they’re like “you won’t do it. you’re too good” and the person holding the gun is like oh shit i am and they slowly lower the gun while the other person laughs. WHAT THE FUCK. if i were there, and somebody told me “you won’t do it” i would immediately shoot them dead without hesitating. who are you to tell me what i wont do. musty bitch
So a free tool called GLAZE has been developed that allows artists to cloak their artwork so it can't be mimicked by AI art tools.
AI art bros are big mad about it.
Holy shit I think I just cracked the code of why people think you can’t sell things on Tumblr 😭
hello!
This helps so much-
You know what I don’t get? When fanfic authors apologize for long chapters. It’s like? You gave me bonus content, for free, and you’re sorry about it? Bruh. I have already named my firstborn after you. Dude.
Super cool, and helping the environment :)
I've gotten a few of those ads. Make sure to ignore them!
Remember kids, fuck AI. It takes jobs away from actual people, steals things for creators, and puts people in danger!
Tumblr is currently serving me an ad for "Voda, the LGBTQ mental health app" offering "daily meditations, self-care and AI advice" and as a therapist I am begging you not to download an app where an AI tries to help you with your mental health. Please do not. They tried to have an AI chatbot counsel eating disorder patients and it told them to diet. That shit is not safe. Do not talk to an AI about your mental health please. You don't need to talk to a professional but talk to a PERSON.
My Kryptonite
I had this idea for a looping animation in which a single dot has a pretty long loop, but the animation as a whole is much shorter. Because of the repetition this animation is only 1 second long!