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𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 “𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘪𝘱” 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 “𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭 𝘴𝘰 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥. 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘪 𝘱𝘶𝘴𝘩 𝘪𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘢 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘳” 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 “𝘪’𝘮 𝘴𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘺, 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘰 𝘸𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘪 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘱. 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭 𝘴𝘰 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥” 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 “𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘰 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘯 𝘳𝘯 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶... 𝘥𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘪𝘵 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭𝘴, 𝘵𝘰𝘰? 𝘥𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘪 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘱𝘶𝘴𝘴𝘺 𝘯𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘥𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵?” 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 “𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘢 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘭𝘶𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴. 𝘪 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘷𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘪 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘰 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘪𝘵'𝘥 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘣𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘪𝘱 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘬𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘢 𝘤𝘶𝘵𝘦 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘵, 𝘥𝘶𝘮𝘣 𝘴𝘭𝘶𝘵... 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘣𝘴𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘺 𝘣𝘰𝘥𝘺. 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘤𝘶𝘮𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘮𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘤𝘬 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘦𝘨𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘱? 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘱 𝘥𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴... 𝘥𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶? ...𝘯𝘰? 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘪 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘸𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘺, 𝘩𝘶𝘩?”

If I told you

What would you think of me if I told you that I enjoy it when you tell me about your day, but at the same time I also want to pin you down and bite your inner thighs?

What would you think of me if I told you that I love watching you prepare a delicious meal, but at the same time I imagine my fingers stretching you wide as I push them inside you?

What would you think of me if I told you that it’s a thrill for me to watch you be a boss and kick ass, but at the same time I think about choking you with one hand and spanking you with the other?

What would you think of me if I told you that I adore how your face lights up when something touches your soul, but at the same time I crave to see your watery eyes as you gag on me?

What would you think of me if I told you that I live for days when your smile lights up a gloomy world, but at the same time I ache to make you cum past your point of tolerance.

If I told you these things, would you hold them against me, or would you love me even more?

Copyright © Dirty Romantic - Tales of Love, Lust & Loss

Her morning feeding

She had woken up needy and horny. Following me round the house, as I was trying to get ready for work. “Please, Sir. Please fuck me?! You’re the boss, it doesn’t matter if you go in late!”. I fix my gaze on her, one eyebrow raised, “I’m the boss round here too!”. She shifts her weight from one leg to the next, unable to stay still. I can see how desperately she needs to serve me, but time is of the essence.

“Sit on the floor”, I instruct her, “And open your mouth”. She complies immediately. I forcefully take her throat. Slamming my swollen desire deeply into her. She grabs my thighs as the intensity of my thrusts increases. I erupt, my satisfaction unloading directly down her throat.

I lean down and kiss her on her delicate nose. “Now, be my good little slut, and keep my pussy on edge for me. I’ll be back at lunchtime!”. Her gorgeous smile spreads across her pretty face, “Yes, Sir”. The excitement in her eyes is plain to see.

Copyright 2018 @fantasies-of-a-dominant

It's about bringing out that side in her, the one that she will only let someone she feels safe with see ❤️

Hypno kink friends, is it too on the nose that my hypno pendulum is a rattle snake rattle?

I’ll tell you I’m dangerous and you’ll still come closer. 😏

😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

When he cums inside of me

Raw, unprotected sex is the most primal type of sex. There's something about it, that makes it so fulfilling for a slut like me.

I could feel it now. I'm on all fours. My legs spread, my knees and elbows on the floor. The room is hot, I'm sweating from being worked over, being pushed to my extremes. His hands, a bit rough and masculine, are holding it's tight grip around my waist.

As he pushes in, I could feel weight press up against me. With each pass, I'm breathing, gasping, moaning... He knows what he's doing to me. I started as a respectable woman, but he's slowing turning me into his slut by fucking my brains out. He has no regard for my comfort, as he slides his entire dick in. I may not be used to his size, which causes me to squeal in a new found glory of excitement.

His tempo and rhythm speed up, as I could hear him actively working my pussy. I can't even control myself, and he's pumping me, pounding me, fucking me. His dick is balls deep as I could sense him tense up and even grunt. He's violently fucking me now, and he's pulls my hair. As my head is being forced up, I catch a glimpse of his reflect in a mirror.

There's another thrust, another validation of my role to him.

There's another thrust, he's getting close and my pussy clamps down for his pleasure.

There's another thrust, I need his cum. I need his seed inside of me. It would fulfill my primal role.

With his final push, he releases my hair, grabs my waist and unloads inside of me. I could feel his dick pulsing, throbbing in my eager pussy. He pushes me down onto my stomach. His bodyweight is on top of me, and he floods my womb with cum. He's pinned me down, I dare not move until he's finished with me.

After he deposits, he slowly backs out and removes his dick with my now worthless hole. He slides out, I feel this void, this emptyness come over me.

The guy gets up, and starts to clean himself up. I look over my shoulder and get a glimpse. I'm nothing to him, meaningless. I've fulfilled my purpose and he's completely discarded me.

I'm such a slut, and I love it.

Sexual Questions ;)

1. First kiss? 2. First time masturbating? 3. First sex toy? 4. First kink tried? 5. First time doing oral? 6. First time having sex?
 -Turn Ons 7. Biggest turn on? 8. Biggest turn off? 9. Quickest way to get horny? 10. Weirdest thing that ever turned you on? 11. Top 3 places to be touched? 12. Ultimate fantasy? 13. Do you like the idea of a three or moresome? 14. Do you send nudes? Do you like receiving them?
 -Preferences 15. Sex or masturbation? 16. Spit or swallow? 17. Cut or uncut dicks? 18. Rough or sensual sex? 19. Oldest person you’d sleep with? 20. Loud or quiet partners? 21. How much foreplay do you like? 22. How much teasing do you like? 23. What is too big for you to take? 24. Do you do hookups or only sleep with a partner? 25. How much kissing do you like during sex? 26. What’s the most attractive part of the body?
 -Location 27. Would you have sex in public? 28. Last place you had sex? 29. Where would you most like to have sex? 30. Do you like spontaneous sex, or do you need to be in the mood? 31. Could you go through with a hookup at a strangers house?
 -Kinks 32. What’s your biggest kink? 33. Are you okay with name calling in bed? 34. Would you do any BDSM? 35. Do you prefer to tie somebody up or be tied up? 36. Do you like orgasm denial/forced orgasm? 37. Do you like overstimulation? 38. Do you like having pain involved? 39. Do you like biting/being bitten? 40. Have you ever been made to/made somebody beg for it? 41. Do you have any strange or extreme kinks? 42. Have any roleplaying preferences? 
-Masturbation 43. Do you own sex toys? How many? 44. What do you masturbate to? 45. How often do you masturbate? 46. How often do you use sex toys to masturbate? 47. Do you masturbate with penetration? 48. Do you go for multiple rounds or settle at one or no orgasms?
 -Oral 49. Do you enjoy giving oral? 50. Do you prefer giving or receiving oral? 51. What makes you orgasm the fastest when receiving oral? 53. Can you deepthroat? 
54. Do you like playing with your clit? If so how do you prefer to do it? 55. What’s your breast size? 56. How often do you go braless? 57. Do you finger yourself? 58. How familiar are you with your g-spot? 59. Do you squirt?
 -Sex 60. How often do you do unprotected sex? 61. How loud are you in bed? 62. Do you enjoy having nipples played with? 63. Do you like/dislike cum? 64. How good are you at dirty talk? 65. Do you get sleepy after an orgasm? 
66. Do you trim, shave or leave pubic hair untouched? 67. How do you prefer partners pubic hair? 68. How many orgasms can you have in a day? 69. How many other people know your bra size? 70. What do you wear to bed? 71. Any funny sex stories? 72. What food if any would you use during sex? 73. Would you give somebody a sex toy as a gift? 74. What’s the weirdest porn you’ve ever seen? 75. Do you often get horny in public? 76. Ever used something that isn’t made for sex in the bedroom? 77. Have you ever walked in on somebody or been walked in on? 78. Do you have any friends you’d sleep with?

forgive yourself. do it often.

“You can’t just make me different and then leave. You can’t. You can’t change me and make my whole life centered around you, then leave.”

— John Green, Looking For Alaska

Creampie-slut

That’s what you are. Don’t deny it. You crave being filled with my hot cum. You crave feeling wave after wave of sperm enter your pussy. You crave being handled roughly. Used. Overpowered. Groped. Pounded. Your clothes torn to shreds before I cuff your hands to your legs. You sit there naked and exposed on my couch. Nowhere to go. A gag in your mouth to silence you. As I toy and tease your body. Today you are my creampie-slut. Mine to use and stuff with cum. Mine to slap, bruise and bully so that your pussy gets dripping and wet. Wet enough for me to mount and climb your poor little body. Imagine me laying fully on top of you in mating press. My fat cock rubbing against your slick pussy, before pushing the tip of my shaft slowly past your pussy-lips. Imagine being forced to lay there as I slam my rod deep inside of you. Hearing me grunt and groan as I use your pussy for my pleasure. Fucking you hard and fast without thinking about your pleasure at all. After all. You are my creampie slut. My cumdump. And my goal here is to fuck your pussy raw and deep and overflow you with cum. Pumping wave after wave of sperm deep inside your pussy.

And you’ll know when that will happen. You’ll see it in my face. You’ll hear my grunts and growls grow more feral. Where at first I was thrusting deep and slow, now I’m pressing my full body weight on top of you in mating press. One hand wrapped around your throat. The other holding you down as I thrust in and out your drenched pussy. You’ll then feel my fat cock throb and twitch deep inside your pussy. Mh balls twitch against you. Before a guttural roar escapes my lips and wave after wave of hot cum gets pumped inside your pussy. Dumping my heavy creampie all the way inside. Overflowing your pussy with my sperm, coating your cervix with my spunk. Before pulling out and shooting the last few splashes of cum all over your pussy(hair) and marking you in the process. Then. Then I’m taking a shower, leaving you cuffed on the couch with cum leaking out of you. Your pussy(hair) covered in sperm. Strongly smelling of wet and used cumdump. Leaving you a creampied little slut.

(via realcuckoldhotwife)

WIFE- (Talking to her husband watching her get FUCKED and stroking his big cock) “My godddddd baby….I don’t think I’ve EVER seen your cock so big and hard! You’re loving watching your wife get FUCKED by another man, aren’t you?”

HUSBAND- “I have imagined and masturbated to this fantasy from the very first night after our date. This has been EXACTLY what I’ve wanted! I just hope I can last long enough that it’s YOU who makes me CUM!!!”

WIFE- “Is it the act of me getting FUCKED and enjoying it like I am, or are you just excited for me to be filled with another man’s CUM, that has you THIS hard?”

HUSBAND- “It’s some of both actually. I think that I’m most excited to have your pussy completely filled with his CUM that I’m most excited for.”

WIFE- “I’ll feed you EVERY drop! I PROMISE! Just leave enough in me that you can cover your cock in it when YOU fuck me! You’ll never forget your FIRST cum eating and sloppy seconds experience!”

HUSBAND- “You said ‘FIRST’ as if there will be more after today. “

WIFE- “Ohhh yea! After today, I’m going to start getting FUCKED by other guys, EVERY chance I can get. Multiple times a week sometimes, multiple times a day, when I’m lucky enough. Oh yea, don’t you worry baby, you’re going to get more mouthfuls of CUM than you’ll be able to count and keep track of. Yea, there is no going back to faithful monogamous housewife after today. Beginning now, I am officially a Hotwife. YOUR Hotwife, and you are officially my kinky cum eating Cuckold! Don’t worry baby, I won’t make you do anything you don’t want to do as my Cuck.”

HUSBAND- “You’re perfect!”

Hotwifing is growing in popularity. 58% of men secretly admit they would like to share their wives. Imagine that! Half the men you know are into that and many of yours girlfriends are likely already doing it. A Hotwife is a married woman with permission to play but she makes the rules. Her husband must remain faithful. This lifestyle is a huge turn-on for many men. It’s not about jealousy and bi-curiosity. It’s about control. It’s about sharing the woman he loves, getting off on her enjoying other men, her being a personal porn star. Men who are into this kink tend to be hardworking, intelligent leaders. Alpha males, they are used to being boss with a take-charge personality and this lifestyle puts the control in the Hotwife’s hands. The more fun the hotwife has, the more her husband enjoys it.

It started for me when I found Hotwife porn on my hubby’s computer. I was shocked, offended. I thought he wanted to fuck other women. This was far from the truth. It took some time to realize he wanted to share me. It turned him on and he did not know how to tell me. Would I think he wanted to cheat if I did it? Would I think he’s bi? These are fears he had and it took some time for me to realize it was all about him being turned on by me being naughty and in control. It was all about me and him finding me attractive. Me being naughty makes him want me more. It’s brought us so much closer.

Most marriages get very boring in the bedroom. Hotwifing spices it up 100x. It’s important to focus on the physical aspect of sex with your dates and the emotional connection with sex with your hubby. The extra sex with other men isn’t the main focus, ITS THE RECLAIMING SEX WITH YOUR HUBBY. You just enjoyed a great, liberating experience and hubby gets you in the end every time. You’re going to be having a lot more sex and you will find yourself saying “can you do what X did to me?”.

Some of my list below ventures more on your hubby being more submissive. Others less so. If your hubby does not want to do the extra submissive ones, that’s ok. You might not either. It’s important to be respectful to hubby. Your date should always be respectful if your hubby is there for the encounter. He should never ridicule your hubby. That will ruin the experience. Depending on your relationship, you may say more submissive things like “what do you want him to do to me” or “is this what you wanted to see?”, or more dominant things like “watch how good he fucks me”, or engaging in more dominant activities that you will find below. Many couples are afraid to try the light dominant acts, but you might be surprised how much you’re both into it once you do.

Here are some tips, challenges, and dares!

Starting out:

1. Point out men you’d like to fuck. Tease the idea.

2. Tell your husband you know men who want to fuck you.

3. Flirt with men, even in front of your husband. Make it obvious you’re flirting. Even say something like “you and I should get together for drinks sometime. This is my hubby but he’s working tomorrow. How about we get together then?”

4. Tell men you’re married and need extra cock. A lot of men will fuck you harder knowing you’re married.

5. Talk about your exes. Especially sex with them.

6. Tell your husband you want to fuck other men during sex.

7. Tell your husband you won’t fuck him again until you fuck someone else.

8. During sex, make him admit you deserve more cock. Not just from him, but you deserve to be well fucked by other men, often.

9. Tell your husband of fun you’ve had with men while in bed. Be honest and tell him of occasions you’ve never told him. He WILL be turned on. I told mine of some past infidelity from years back and he was turned on.

10. Tell your husband you want to fuck your ex (and do it)

11. Tell your husband you want to feel another man fill your pussy with cum.

12. During foreplay, tell your husband you want to leave to go fuck someone you know. Have your husband take a pic of you to send to him right then.

13. Go to a hotel bar with your husband and flirt with guys. Try to get invited to his room.

14. Dance with guys and grind on them in front of your husband.

15. Have your husband tell a guy you’ve been flirting with that he wants him to fuck you.

16. Have drinks with your husband and a guy you want to fuck and tell the guy how you want to be fucked. Touch him, get close to him, guide his hands.

17. Get a guy’s number that you met with your hubby and secretly sext him in front of your hubby. Pro tip: Use the message app Kik.

18. Go on a girls night out and go home with a guy. Best if you have single friends. Make sure to dress slutty and have your husband watch you get ready. He’s hoping it turns into a late night.

19. Carry condoms in your purse and make sure your husband knows.

20. Sext other men and show your husband.

21. Have your husband take pics of you in your underwear for you to send to men.

22. Make a dating profile (Ashley Madison, Tinder, etc). This is a must do. Show hubby the guys you want to fuck.

23. Have your husband pay for lingerie your lover will enjoy. Say things like “Do you think he’d like to fuck me in this?”

24. Have your husband help you get ready for a solo date. Make sure to trim very well. Very little or no hair. Clean yet sooooo dirty :p

25. Go out and send updates and pics. Start clothed at a bar or restaurant with his hand on your hips or butt. Your hand on his crotch, etc. First kiss.

26. Go to his place and have your date send a pic of you bent over in your underwear. If it’s new underwear say something like “recognize the new panties you bought me? I found someone who will be the first to make them wet”

27. Send pics of his hand on your panties, rubbing your crotch. Suggestive pics. Don’t go full nude. Tease him.

28. Send pics of his face in your pussy.

28. Send a selfie with his dick in your mouth (very hot)

29. The pics stop as your hubby knows you are getting fucked.

30. Alternative: Live video or speakerphone your husband while you get fucked. Moan loud and beg for cock. Make sure to audibly tell your lover you are married and need to be fucked harder than your husband fucks you.

31. If you choose to send pics of the action, use low light. Tease him with it.

32. If no condom, scream for him to cum in your pussy.

33. If using a condom, use a new one each time you fuck and bring them all home to show your husband.

34. Tell your lover to make your panties soaking wet so you can show your husband.

35. Play with the idea of having your hubby eat your pussy after your date or kiss you after a blowjob. You might not think it, but when in the act both tend to find it very hot.

36. BONUS: Let your lover cum in your pussy and put your panties on immediately. Go home, lay on the bed, and spread your legs showing your husband your cum soaked panties.

37. Tell your husband every detail. You decide if your husband deserves a blow job, hand job, let him fuck you, or make him jerk off.

38. Make your husband use a condom to fuck you. Or don’t. Make him be your sloppy seconds.

39. MAKE HIM WATCH: It’s not going to be easy to find a guy who is okay with hubby watching. This is often best done if it’s someone you have been fucking so you and your lover are both comfortable. The three hottest moments of the first encounter hubby sees is watch your date slowly undress you, watching his cock enter you for the first time, and cum dripping out of you.

40. Introduce your lover: “Hubby, this is Mark. He knows how to fuck me and he’s going to show you how I like it.” Or “what do you want him to do to me?”

41. Have him sit outside the bedroom door and listen “Sorry, you can’t watch but we’ll let you listen”. Then make it loud!

42. Have hubby hold you while you get fucked.

43. Have your husband pull aside your panties while your lover eats your pussy.

44. Have your husband take off your panties for your lover.

45. Alternative: Make sure your panties are wet and put them on your husband’s head.

46. Or fuck with your panties on so they are wet and cum soaked. Visually, women look hot fucking with the panties pulled aside. Plus, you’ll get more cum in them for later tips.

47. Ride your lover’s cock so your hubby can see from behind. Great in video too.

48. Tell your husband he can’t touch himself. BONUS: strap him to a chair.

49. Look in your husband’s eyes as you’re fucked from behind.

50. Moan loud. Tell him how good you’re being fucked.

51. Wear your wedding ring and have your lover cum on it.

52. BONUS: Have your lover do something to you that your husband doesn’t: “Fuck my ass”, etc.

53. Have your hubby rent a hotel room and send him out for drinks when you have a “guest”. He’ll come back to you getting fucked.

***Other adventures:

54. Fuck several men. Make some more frequent but keep options. Fuck other men AT LEAST once a week. Your hubby will want to fuck you immediately, so be prepared for lots of sex.

55. Have your husband drive you to your lovers house.

56. Fuck your lover all night and call your husband to pick you up in the morning only to fuck your lover once more while he waits.

57. Kiss your lover as you leave and tell him you can’t wait to fuck again.

58. Tell your husband to thank your lover for fucking you.

59. Have your husband wait outside your lovers house while you fuck.

60. Tell your hubby to undress you for your lover.

61. Fuck your lover at home and leave your panties, a condom, or other memento on his side of the bed.

62. Fuck your lover on your wedding anniversary. Bonus if you’re wearing bridal lingerie. I planned this for a weekend getaway. My husband watched as I wore white panties that said “bride” on the back and white leggings for three rounds of fucking in our hotel room.

62. Fuck your lover on your husband’s side of the bed while he’s at work. Send pics and video.

63. Suck your lover’s cock and send a pic of the cum in your mouth to your husband.

64. Have your husband rent a room for you and your lover for the weekend. Count the number of times you cum and tell hubby. Must send pics!

65. Tell your husband he can’t fuck you until you’ve fucked X number of guys or X number of times.

66. Let your lover do things to you that you don’t do with your husband (cum in your ass, threesome with two guys). All the reason for private sessions without hubby.

67. Speaking of 3somes. Try two guys at once.

68. Wear panties with slutty messages (Return to Husband Full, Make a Mess My Hubby Will Clean It Up, Fuck Me Harder Than My Husband). Show this to men you’re flirting with in front of your hubby: Unzip and show message “what do you think of these?” I have some that say “my hubby won’t mind” at the top of the butt that I let guys see when in bars or a dance club.

***ADVANCED:

69. BIG BONUS AND VERY HOT. HE DOESN’T KNOW IT YET BUT THIS IS A BIG TURNON: When you come home with your panties full of cum, take them off, put on something sexy, and put the creamy panties on his head so your lover’s cum drips on him. Just do it. Nothing tells him you got well fucked like cum in your panties. VERY HOT.

70. Or…lay him on the ground while wearing the panties and rub your crotch on his face. Very very hot. He might just eat your pussy. I’m getting wet thinking about it.

71. Or…if using condoms, empty them in your panties and put them on his head.

72. When doing this, rub his cock and tell him how good you got fucked and tell him he needs to see and feel how good the cum was that was inside you. Tell him to feel your well used pussy.

73. When fucking in front of your hubby, make him wear your panties.

74. Blow your lover and swallow, but leave some on your lips. Tongue kiss your hubby.

***If your hubby REALLY deserves to be teased. You are in control and he WILL do what you say.

74. If your husband is watching, tell your lover to make a mess of your pussy because your husband will clean it up. Then sit on him when you’re done and let it leak all over him. His legs, chest, even his face.

75. BONUS: make him eat your pussy whether or not you used condoms. If you came home from a date, tell hubby to pull your panties aside and eat your pussy, especially if he cheated with X. Tell him how good you got fucked. Just tell him to do it and he will do it. YOU MAKE THE RULES.

76. Make a list of consequences. Checked a girl out: You get a Tinder date. Watched porn: you’re free to be a porn star with another man for the day. Flirted with a girl: You fuck five guys. One nighters, all weekend, your ex, someone you both know. Anyone you want and you make the rules. Even if he has to fly you somewhere to fuck someone all week. Updates and pics are required.

77. Spanking.

***Clearly there a humiliation factor that you both will get off to. Men knowing they are fucking his wife, you fucking men you both know. Maybe a friend knowing. Spanking (naughty boys deserve it). Your lover’s cum on hubby. Your lovers being told to show hubby how you like it. Have fun with this. It will make the experience stronger.

78. The hotwife 69. Get in the 69 position with your hubby but have your lover fuck you so your hubby has a great view just inches from your pussy.

79. ADVANCED: Strap-on play.

80. Wear a Hotwife anklet. Guaranteed to get attention of men in the know.

81. Have a friend spank your hubby. I have a friend who is a bit kinky and knows about our lifestyle. She felt my hubby needed punishment for flirting with a mutual friend years ago. I brought a guy home on girls night and she spanked my hubby, with my lovers belt, as I was getting fucked by my lover. I came out with the belt and handed it to her. After a while I came out with my soaking wet panties for him to wear and she sparked him. Of course you need a friend you can trust for this one.

***This Hotwife activity has brought us closer. We are more open sexually and satisfied. After all, I get many times more sex than ever. Sex with my husband is frequent. HAVE FUN!

lets get personal.

1: 6 of the songs you listen to most?

2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.

4: What do you think about most?

5: What does your latest text message from someone else say?

6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on?

7: What’s your strangest talent?

8: Girls… (finish the sentence); Boys… (finish the sentence)

9: Ever had a poem or song written about you?

10: When is the last time you played the air guitar?

11: Do you have any strange phobias?

12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?

13: What’s your religion?

14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?

15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?

16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?

17: What was the last lie you told?

18: Do you believe in karma?

19: What does your URL mean?

20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?

21: Who is your celebrity crush?

22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping?

23: How do you vent your anger?

24: Do you have a collection of anything?

25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?

26: Are you happy with the person you’ve become?

27: What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?

28: What’s your biggest “what if”?

29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?

30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.

31: Smell the air. What do you smell?

32: What’s the worst place you have ever been to?

33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast?

34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?

35: To you, what is the meaning of life?

36: Define Art.

37: Do you believe in luck?

38: What’s the weather like right now?

39: What time is it?

40: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?

41: What was the last book you read?

42: Do you like the smell of gasoline?

43: Do you have any nicknames?

44: What was the last film you saw?

45: What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?

46: Have you ever caught a butterfly?

47: Do you have any obsessions right now?

48: What’s your sexual orientation?

49: Ever had a rumour spread about you?

50: Do you believe in magic?

51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?

52: What is your astrological sign?

53: Do you save money or spend it?

54: What’s the last thing you purchased?

55: Love or lust?

56: In a relationship?

57: How many relationships have you had?

58: Can you touch your nose with your tongue?

59: Where were you yesterday?

60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?

61: Are you wearing socks right now?

62: What’s your favourite animal?

63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?

64: Where is your best friend?

65: Give me your top 5 favourite blogs on Tumblr.

66: What is your heritage?

67: What were you doing last night at 12AM?

68: What do you think is Satan’s last name?

69: Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?

70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?

71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?

72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?

73: You can only have one of these things; trust or love.

74: What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?

75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?

76: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?

77: How can I win your heart?

78: Can insanity bring on more creativity?

79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?

80: What size shoes do you wear?

81: What would you want to be written on your tombstone?

82: What is your favourite word?

83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.

84: What is a saying you say a lot?

85: What’s the last song you listened to?

86: Basic question; what’s your favourite colour/colours?

87: What is your current desktop picture?

88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?

89: What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on?

90: One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?

91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?

92: You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?

93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?

95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?

96: Do you have any relatives in jail?

97: Have you ever thrown up in the car?

98: Ever been on a plane?

99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?

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“You were a dream. Then a reality. Now a memory.”

— Iain Thomas, The City Rises and Falls

You belong to me.

That’s right, I’m not using a condom. I’m not pulling out. And I’m going to fill you with my cum, and knock you up. You, your womb, your body, your soul, belong to me.

I’m going to use you and make your body feel good like you’ve never felt before. You can sense it, beneath the fear of the consequences and the risk, can’t you? The urge. The desire. The need to be bred, to feel my cum in you. You know it will feel good. You know it’s what you were made for. You know it’s what you want.

Each time I cum inside you, you’ll want it more, and you’ll orgasm as you feel my seed in your womb. It’ll be better when you’re ovulating, when you’re at your most fertile. The desire, the need, the lust that you’ll feel will drive you mad. 

Thrusting my bare cock into your fertile pussy will be the most amazing feeling in the world, and I know you’ll love it. I’m going to fuck you like a jackhammer, until all you can think of is my cock, and the pleasure rolling through your body as you beg for my cum in you, as you beg to be knocked up. As I cum, you will climax and all thoughts of risk, of whether or not you’re ready for a baby, will be gone. You’ll only think about belonging to me, being marked and filled with my seed. 

The perfect moment will come you feel rope after rope of my essence fill you up, and you’ll be lost in pleasure, knowing that this feeling is all that you need in the world.

Tell me a consensual non consent sex experience you had. Also what went through your mind as you came and held yourself in her. It turns me on so much

There was one that I recall. We chatted a little before meeting. She was hesitant about meeting to fuck because she wasn’t on birth control. It wasn’t long in chats before she was telling me that if we ever meet she wanted me to cum in her even if she said no. Telling me they it scared her but it’s what she really wanted. So even if she wanted me to pull out, don’t.

After a little we finally did meet. I went to her place. We made out. I pulled her tits out and tugged on them as I worked my hand down under her panties. She pulled my cock out and stroked it. My dick was glazing her hand in precum. She said she was nervous. I wrapped my hand on her throat and pushed her on her back. Holding her down by her neck I put her legs over my shoulders. Pulled her panties to the side. She asked me if I had a condom.

I told her no. I popped my raw head in her pussy and pulled out. And popped it in. She asked me again if I had a condom. I popped my head back in and let it work deeper in her. I told her no. And squeezed tighter on her throat. She pushed up with her legs to try to get my dick to pop out, lifting her hips. I thrust it all in to keep my raw dick in that pussy. She kept bucking up to try to get it out. Which only made this dick grind hard against her walls and back to the bottom of her pussy. I leaned over her and then let my body weight push her legs down to her tits. Pinning her under me. By then I was ready to just dig in and use that hole. So I beat it. Beat it deep. Her little whimpers and that desperate look on her eyes glazed over to empty as I kept grinding hard in her. She kept saying just pull out. Gasping and moaning.

Whimpering oh my God yes just pull out.

I reached around her legs so my hands gripped under her ass and hips and kept pulling her body up to meet me dick driving down. I was going to fill that fuck hole up. I growled in her ear what a good piece of meat she was. Told her she needs this. And pulled her hips up again to hold her as I held my dick balls deep in her and let it pump and pump and fill her up.

I felt her fuck hole clamping and squeezing on my dick. Milking more and more out. Like it was sucking the seed from my cock.

It took her a bit before she really realized what happened. When reality came back. When my cock was still plugged deep in that pussy holding my seed deep.

She panicked. I pulled out. Told her to let me see, she spread her legs. It was already pouring out. I kept pushing it back in with my fingers. Telling oh don’t worry it’s not that much. Kept fingering her more and more until she was leaned back moaning again. Her eyes glazing back over. I slipped my cock back in and added another load…

True love

With real love you don’t have to ask if it’s worth it. You don’t have to convince yourself to do what you know you should do. It’s not forced or an obligation. You do it because you want to without even a second thought.

You do whatever you have to in order to make it work. Anything and everything. Without double guessing or questioning. You just do it. Not many things are as powerful as that because you can achieve incredible things when you love in that way.

True love is sticking with someone through thick and thin. Good and bad. Small problems or massive issues. True love is not giving up, no matter how shitty life gets. That’s the whole fucking point. Love is not just some concept based on romantic ideas like holding hands at breakfast on a sunny Sunday morning at the little café down the road that serves those tasty little scones. That’s fantasy, not reality. Cute, but ultimately not the way to stay sane or make this thing work over the long term.

Love is saying, today was crap, this month was shit, fuck this year. But I love you and that’s all that matters. Kiss me and let’s kick this bitch called life’s ass together and turn it around.

Never forget, if it truly is love then it’s always worth it.

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I don’t care what others see.

I will open doors for you. I will stand when you enter a room. And others can think what they want. They can see me as being chivalrous. They can think I am being cute and quaint and wish someone would do that for them. Or they might see me as being outdated and low-key oppressive.

I don’t care what others see.

When I open a door for you, all that matters is what you see. I want you to see an order, an edict. you will see “This is the direction you will now be going” as a wordless physical manifestation. When I stand upon you entering a room, you will see me as ready to protect you. you will see me providing you with direction on where you should focus your attention. you will see me establishing my presence once more in your mind.

I don’t care what others see.

MAKE ME ADMIT STUFF

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? 2. You talked to an ex today, correct? 3. Have you taken someones virginity? 4. Is trust a big issue for you? 5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently? 6. What are you excited for? 7. What happened tonight? 8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted? 9. Is confidence cute? 10. What is the last beverage you had? 11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? 12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans? 13. What are you gonna do Saturday night? 14. What are you going to spend money on next? 15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed? 16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months? 17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? 18. The last time you felt broken? 19. Have you had sex today? 20. Are you starting to realize anything? 21. Are you in a good mood? 22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks? 23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s? 24. What do you want right this second? 25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy? 26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color? 27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh? 28. What was the last thing that made you laugh? 29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now? 30. Does everyone deserve a second chance? 31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to? 32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do? 33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda? 34. Listening to? 35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore? 36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is? 37. Do you believe in love at first sight? 38. Who did you last call? 39. Who was the last person you danced with? 40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? 41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake? 42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today? 43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush? 44. Do you tan in the nude? 45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss? 46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night? 47. Who was the last person to call you? 48. Do you sing in the shower? 49. Do you dance in the car? 50. Ever used a bow and arrow? 51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? 52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? 53. Is Christmas stressful? 54. Ever eat a pierogi? 55. Favorite type of fruit pie? 56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? 57. Do you believe in ghosts? 58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? 59. Take a vitamin daily? 60. Wear slippers? 61. Wear a bath robe? 62. What do you wear to bed? 63. First concert? 64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? 65. Nike or Adidas? 66. Cheetos Or Fritos? 67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? 68. Favorite Taylor Swift song? 69. Ever take dance lessons? 70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? 71. Can you curl your tongue? 72. Ever won a spelling bee? 73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? 74. What is your favorite book? 75. Do you study better with or without music? 76. Regularly burn incense? 77. Ever been in love? 78. Who would you like to see in concert? 79. What was the last concert you saw? 80. Hot tea or cold tea? 81. Tea or coffee? 82. Favorite type of cookie? 83. Can you swim well? 84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? 85. Are you patient? 86. DJ or band, at a wedding? 87. Ever won a contest? 88. Ever have plastic surgery? 89. Which are better black or green olives? 90. Opinions on sex before marriage? 91. Best room for a fireplace? 92. Do you want to get married

What it's like to get fucked by a woman who wants to get pregnant!

I was in the hotel room when my holiday fling arrived. We laid on the bed cuddling and about 5-10 minutes, when she suddenly took my pants off and grabbed my cock. I could tell something was a little different. There was an assertiveness in the way she did it. I don’t know why but it really turned me on! There was no messing around, it was more of a determined sensation to it. I could feel her desire to get me hard quickly! Her hands and mouth worked in harmony making me so hard that it almost hurt. It felt like her natural instinct knew exactly what to do! It was like her pussy was controlling her mouth and hands! She used her hands to keep my cock locked in position, while she mouth fucked my cock to attention! In one quick move, she climbed on top of me, hovering her wet pussy over my cock! and everything was happening so fast that I became a passenger in this situation.

She grabbed my cock with one hand and guided it into her pussy as she slid down, pushing it deep, really deep! Her pussy was so wet! I could feel her pussy opening up and swallowing the super hard cock that she had created. I still remember the feeling as she pressed in deep, making sure she had all of me inside her. I was almost certain I could feel her cervix at the tip of my cock. It was her way of saying, this was exactly where she wanted me to cum! Within a few milliseconds, she got herself ready and started to thrust her body up and down. Her pussy was tight and in a matter of seconds, she was moving so fast it took me a short while to realise that I was the one getting fucked! Her body somehow clamped itself over my cock and I could feel her leg and body muscles working hard, clearly getting their instructions from her very wet pussy! Her pussy had complete control over my whole body!

There was no stopping her! Every thrust she made was making more and more sperm in my ball sacks! I couldn’t believe how hard I was being fucked! This is when I realised that its only a pussy not on birth control that can milk a cock that hard! I could literally feel my ball sacks filling up with cum! Her pussy must have known because her rapid strokes became long and deep! Somehow her pussy knew that it was time to harvest every drop of cum it had made. There was no way I could hold back! I was almost in tears as she fucked me into heaven! My ball sacks were about to explode! Her pussy was so tight I could feel every wet inch. I sensed her body really clamping down, making it harder to escape her grasp, creating the perfect conditions for the delivery of baby juice into her wanting fertile pussy! I can’t say this was a gentle and sensual experience, it was about taking biology literally and fucking the sperm out of my balls sacks!

At the very last stroke, she was so strong! I couldn’t believe that a woman with such a small body frame had that much power to keep me in my place! All the baby juice that she had worked so hard to make, was being delivered deep into her pussy! The contents of my ball sacks were being emptied as each violent contraction was making massive explosions deep inside her body! She instinctively pressed deep onto my cock, waiting for the next stream of cum jetting into her pussy. She pressed so deep, that the tip of my cock was spurting cum through the door of her cervix. A hard milking like this is never over, her pussy muscles were still working hard, making sure that it got every drop of cum. After a few moments, she stayed on top for while, using my dick to stop any of my DNA from leaking out.

There was no talking during the whole session (which didn’t last for very long). I could hardly muster words together, never mind making a whole sentence. She never said “cum inside me” or anything like that. Her body did all the talking and the only thing you could hear was the slapping of our bodies as they rapidly reunited; and that wet sloppy sound of our baby making juices being mixed together. I later found out that she was ovulating that day and that she had decided that she wanted me to give her a baby.

Cumming Balls Deep in her vagina…

1. This feeling when you are about to ejaculate, her pussy lips clamped down hard on your shaft as you slide in and out for those last few hits against her cervix.

2. The heavy breathing, her high pitch moaning as you race toward your goal knowing she isn’t on birth control and very fertile.

3. The extra lubrification of her pussy as she prepare for your impending delivery, when her hips begin rocking with your swing in perfect synch.

4. When you ejaculate, that last trust that ripples through her body as you pin your cockhead against the entrance of her cervix and watch her face as the first ropes of your sperm travels down your shaft directly inside her uterus.

5. When you have completely emptied your balls, as the twitching subsides and the breathing slows down, your cockhead disconnects from her cervix and you exit her vagina and see that nothing, not even a drop, is escaping her fertile vagina.

I love that feeling. ❤️

Sexual Questions ;)

1. First kiss? 2. First time masturbating? 3. First sex toy? 4. First kink tried? 5. First time doing oral? 6. First time having sex?
 -Turn Ons 7. Biggest turn on? 8. Biggest turn off? 9. Quickest way to get horny? 10. Weirdest thing that ever turned you on? 11. Top 3 places to be touched? 12. Ultimate fantasy? 13. Do you like the idea of a three or moresome? 14. Do you send nudes? Do you like receiving them?
 -Preferences 15. Sex or masturbation? 16. Spit or swallow? 17. Cut or uncut dicks? 18. Rough or sensual sex? 19. Oldest person you’d sleep with? 20. Loud or quiet partners? 21. How much foreplay do you like? 22. How much teasing do you like? 23. What is too big for you to take? 24. Do you do hookups or only sleep with a partner? 25. How much kissing do you like during sex? 26. What’s the most attractive part of the body?
 -Location 27. Would you have sex in public? 28. Last place you had sex? 29. Where would you most like to have sex? 30. Do you like spontaneous sex, or do you need to be in the mood? 31. Could you go through with a hookup at a strangers house?
 -Kinks 32. What’s your biggest kink? 33. Are you okay with name calling in bed? 34. Would you do any BDSM? 35. Do you prefer to tie somebody up or be tied up? 36. Do you like orgasm denial/forced orgasm? 37. Do you like overstimulation? 38. Do you like having pain involved? 39. Do you like biting/being bitten? 40. Have you ever been made to/made somebody beg for it? 41. Do you have any strange or extreme kinks? 42. Have any roleplaying preferences? 
-Masturbation 43. Do you own sex toys? How many? 44. What do you masturbate to? 45. How often do you masturbate? 46. How often do you use sex toys to masturbate? 47. Do you masturbate with penetration? 48. Do you go for multiple rounds or settle at one or no orgasms?
 -Oral 49. Do you enjoy giving oral? 50. Do you prefer giving or receiving oral? 51. What makes you orgasm the fastest when receiving oral? 53. Can you deepthroat? 
54. Do you like playing with your clit? If so how do you prefer to do it? 55. What’s your breast size? 56. How often do you go braless? 57. Do you finger yourself? 58. How familiar are you with your g-spot? 59. Do you squirt?
 -Sex 60. How often do you do unprotected sex? 61. How loud are you in bed? 62. Do you enjoy having nipples played with? 63. Do you like/dislike cum? 64. How good are you at dirty talk? 65. Do you get sleepy after an orgasm? 
66. Do you trim, shave or leave pubic hair untouched? 67. How do you prefer partners pubic hair? 68. How many orgasms can you have in a day? 69. How many other people know your bra size? 70. What do you wear to bed? 71. Any funny sex stories? 72. What food if any would you use during sex? 73. Would you give somebody a sex toy as a gift? 74. What’s the weirdest porn you’ve ever seen? 75. Do you often get horny in public? 76. Ever used something that isn’t made for sex in the bedroom? 77. Have you ever walked in on somebody or been walked in on? 78. Do you have any friends you’d sleep with?

I just got home from a tough day at work and I see you napping in our bed. I need to relieve some stress, so I pull your blanket off to see your cute little body in my shirt thats too big for you. I take off my pants and slide your panties to the side...

I slowly push myself inside you to make sure you don't wake up as I use what's mine. You're already dripping by the time I'm pulling back before pushing harder again. This time you whimper as you begin to wake up, dazed. Confused...

I put my hand around your throat and say "don't worry princess I'll be done soon, you can take it" as I go faster. Your tired body starts to shake of overstimulation, you can't handle it anymore and beg me to stop. I respond "I'll finish when I'm done with you..."

I tighten my grip on your throat and go harder, I need to be closer to you. You feel me start to throb inside you. You know what's coming.

"Cum on daddy's cock like the good little slut you are" I say. You ask me to cum too, and you know I can't refuse my princess...

I feel your soaking wet pussy tighten around me as I empty my load inside you while you scream my name. You've needed this for so long, and I craved your perfect hole.

"That's my girl, you did so well, now go back to sleep" I say as I wipe my princess down and tuck her back in