"Dark elf alver this, dark elf that"
BUT NO ONE COMMENTED WHY ALBERU IS SO TWINKY
HE WAS NOT MUSCULOUS???!?!!?
Today I'm feeling rokcale
Tomorrow maybe I'm feeling polysoos
The day after tomorrow maybe I'm feeling choicale
And the day after the day after tomorrow maybe I'm feeling alcale
That's the life
What I see when I’m scrolling the tl and people are talking about fandoms/ships I have no idea about and they use abbreviations:
People without siblings should be required to undergo rigorous training before they're allowed to be a roommate
Cale but with angst as hell + regression
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Cale failed to defeat white star, not actually, but his family died, his mom, dad, sons, brother, sister and everyone of his party.
He is alone now.
Without family, friends, happiness
Without anyone
Without reasons to continue living
So he kill himself
But he continues alive?
He is in his bed in the territory which was destroyed, his family is alive and he has a second chance
But he failed again
And again
And again
Again again and again
And no matter what he doesn't can keep everyone alive
He is getting tired
He lived so much more he pretends
And he just wants to die
But he can't.
Raon: *Gently taps table*
On: *Taps back*
Alberu: What are they doing?
Lock: Cale-nim taught the three of them something called “morse code”?
Hong: *Aggressively taps table*
On: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK MOTHERF-
i haven't been able to stop thinking about them...
If Yoojin received Gongja's skill instead of the wish stone after killing Lauchitas, how many times do you think he would've killed himself?
Go on TikTok, search npc lives and you will know what orv is about
what is the truth
WTF KRS?!??
It's literally him
Men in suits in exaggerated positions.
CHOICALE IT'S CHOICALE IT'S LITERALLY CHOICALE FROM TCF
CALE CANONICALLY THINKS THAT CHOI HAN WANTS TO BEATS HIM A LOT OF TIMES
AND CHOI IS LIKE: I'll do whatever you want 🥰"
👆 this character dynamic
The images explain themselves.
ignore your emails play dress up games online
Hey guys, where do you read the s class that I raised? The manwha, I stopped in chapter 105
do people actually read books while in the bathtub
how do you not get everything wet
Lee Soo hyuk: roksoo, what is that?
Kim rook soo: that's for me splash water on choi jung soo, so he'll shut up😁
Lee Soo hyuk: It would make sense... if he was a cat
Kim rook soo: but works, does not?
Choi Jung soo: I-
*Kim rook soo splash water on choi Jung soo*
Cjs:
Krs: see, it works
Lsh: I'll get one of these for myself
True story
Cale are u ok?
I've wanted to do some incorrect quotes with the ancient powers since I rarely see them (+some Cale and Nelan Barrow for funsies)
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Super rock: Anyone d-
Crazy kid: Depressed?
Glutton: Drained?
Thief: Dumb?
Cheapskate : Disliked?
Super rock: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ...
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Thief: Glutton was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.
Glutton: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.
Thief: Glutton , you ate a chair
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Super rock: You're a loose cannon, Crazy kid.
Crazy kid: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?
Glutton: I think you play by your own rules.
Thief: No way, they think rules were made to be broken.
Super rock: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.
Crazy kid: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Cheapskate is a loose cannon.
Cheapskate : *smashes a chair*
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Super rock: We need to distract these guys
Crazy kid: Leave it to me
Crazy kid: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Glutton, Thief, and Cheapskate : *Immediately begin arguing*
Cale, listening to them in his head: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.
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Super rock: Favorite horror movie?
Crazy kid : It
Glutton: Saw
Thief: Annabelle
Cheapskate : High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I’d be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics
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Super rock: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
Nelan Barrow: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Glutton: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Nelan, learn to listen.
Thief: What if it bites itself and I die?
Cheapskate: That’s voodoo.
Crazy kid: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Crazy kid: That’s correlation, not causation.
Thief: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Cheapskate: That’s kinky.
Super rock: Oh my God.
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Crazy kid: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much.
Thief: Oh, you’ve been?
Crazy kid: Once. In Monopoly.
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Cheapskate: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]
Super Rock: What's that?
Cheapskate: Remorse code.
Super Rock: I'm even angrier now.
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Crazy kid: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.
Cheapskate : We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Crazy kid: Yes!
Glutton: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.
Dazai: are we flirting?
Chuuya: I just punched you into a wall
Dazai: yeah got that, still confused
Chuuya: would me strangling you help?
Dazai: STILL FUCKINF CONFUSED CHUUYA
Reblog if you understand and have felt the pain of your glasses never being clean no matter how many times you wipe them
Reblog to kill it faster
There's a sound that fits perfectly in TCF so I'll translate and adapt for u guys
Cale: Guys, my mother told me to take off my pajamas and put on some clothes because we're going to eat meat
Literally everyone: Psychiatrist Cale, psychiatrist
Cale: But why psychiatrist?
Literally everyone: Because you've been talking to your ancient power for 5 days
Cale: It's your father. What's the problem?
Literally everyone: they died 10.000 years ago!
I'm going to take this phrase to life from now on
Cheapstake: A long time ago i heard this phrase..
Cale: *ignoring him*
Cheapstake: Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
Cale: *chokes*
HE LOOKS LIKE BRUCE LEE AND THE ACTOR WHO INTERPRET HIM IN ONDE SERIE AND THIS GUY
AT THE SAME TIME THAT'S FUCKIN CRAZY
+ I'm talking about this serie