Wish I Could Wink But, I Just Look Like I’m Having Faces Spasms. An Ex Of Mine Is Soo Freaking Good

Wish I could wink but, I just look like I’m having faces spasms. An ex of mine is soo freaking good at it. Like, it’s so subtle that it takes a second to register that it was intentional. I wish I could do that because it’s the least aggressive flirtation with a stranger. Like, if you saw someone you are attracted to & just gave them a super quick, ultra subtle wink. Nothing aggressive or creepy. No catcalling. No “can I holler” bullshit. Like, a quick *hey - I like your vibe* type of wink & then move on with your day. Dang, I wish I could do that without looking like I’m having a seizure or whatnot.

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Old Saybrook Knows Me So Well... Giving Out Stickers? Nice.

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