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reasons why dumbeldore is fucking shit because of a conversation we started having in a discord server

1. didn't talk to the ministry officials, although he was a huge part in the war and in the wizengamot, to offer sirius a trial although he knew what sirius was bound to be imprisoned for was everything he fought against. instead, he always advocated for severus snape, who was KNOWN to be a death eater.

2. left an orphaned child ON THE DOORSTEP IN THE COLD OF NOVEMBER of a family he knew very well sucked (minerva mcgonagall told him minutes before and his whole attitude regarding that was like "nah i didn't hear that". it's more important to raise a martyr than a non-traumatized child.). he could have at the very least knock on the door and see if he can put the baby inside??? it was a november night and dumbledore decides to leave A BABY in the cold outside?? only in a blanket???

3. he used children to fight (both of) the wizarding wars, although he was a very powerful wizard that has defeated grindelwald.

4.did nothing to diswade tom riddle away from the path that lead to him becoming voldemort

5. claimed that hogwarts helped those who needed it, but where’s the help? harry never got the help he needed, and, although i don't like draco, he didn't get any help either.

6. he was incredibly biased against slytherin, so any and all bad views on slytherin honestly

7. knew that harry was a horcrux all along, and did nothing to help him and guide him on the right way of learning about it, only telling him that he is one after his death via the pensieve.

8. the triwizard tournament. the whole thing in itself, but the tasks especially? what was that?? the tasks were extremely dangerous (dragons, magical creatures and all of that). speaking of which, he allows a fourteen years old to participate in a tournament where you have to be a major (17) to participate

9. he did nothing while the basilisk was lurking through the castle. a responsible headmaster would have closed the school. there were very dangerous creatures on the grounds (acromantulas, werewolf cubs) that shouldn't be let anywhere near children.

10. in ootp dumbledore literally ignores harry while he's dealing with ptsd, sirius' death and voldemort invading his mind. he leaves snape to teach harry occlumency although he knows they hate each other and snape could put harry's vulnerability in those moments to good use. he also allows the lessons to stop, although they were very important.

11. hiding all of the information from harry, vital information even, with the excuse that he was too young. he was also way too young to fight in a war but ok, make him fight without knowing little to nothing of what to do.

aaand...

note: this comic was inspired by @queerdeadwizards' jegulus ficlet. thank you for letting me put your writing on paper. xx moon

summary: james sings regulus love songs in the great hall at breakfast and makes a fool out of himself

p.s.: part two will come in a few days

here lies eris. she kidnapped me and my pet.

Title

Go ahead, put anything

What's your hogwarts house: hufflepuff :P

What's your favourite harry potter era: the marauderss

Who is your favourite wizard family: potter or weasley ig

Whats your favourite room in hogwarts: the astronomy tower

Favourite wizard drink: butterbeer

What do you think the function of a rubber duck actually is: according to jamie encyclopedia which is me the rubber duck is a squeaky, adorable toy shaped after a scary bird

What percentage of characters in hp do you hc as lgbtq+: 5678439749382759435744953425739473596796507%

Would you use a quill and ink or would you give up: i would use

What teacher would like you the most: mcg, flitwick or idk dude

how many times would you get lost on the moving stairs: 647834283 times

what would be the biggest prank you'd pull at Hogwarts, if you did one: kill snape

I'm starting one of these because I'm supposed to be writing an essay

Random harry potter questions that get more and more obscure:

What's your hogwarts house: slytherin

What's your favourite harry potter era: marauders era

Who is your favourite wizard family: the Potters (including Euphemia and Fleamont)

Whats your favourite room in hogwarts: room of requirement or the astronomy tower

Favourite wizard drink: probably firewhisky

What do you think the function of a rubber duck actually is: to confuse kids into confusing vinyl and rubber and thinking that adult ducks look like that when they really dont

What percentage of characters in hp do you hc as lgbtq+: around 98% probably

Would you use a quill and ink or would you give up: I'd probably use normal pens in class so I can actually keep up with writing notes, but I'd use quill for fun sometimes

What teacher would like you the most: none of them probably, I'd be slytherin so sadly not mcgonagall, not snape (luckily) cause he's homophobic, I wanna say remus so badly and he has a little less house prejudice than Minnie so hopefully him (I feel like he'd get annoyed at me a lot but would also like me)

how many times would you get lost on the moving stairs: more than 200 times

what would be the biggest prank you'd pull at Hogwarts, if you did one: probably something including goats, custard, filch's cat, the suits of armour and the quidditch balls

tagging: @jamiesimps @chaosmarauders @loopout @daylily-evans @loopyin @remuslupinslefttit @blitheringmcgonagall @obsessedheehee @daydreaming-reader @eightsidedemily @siriusblackisgendergoals @flxss-bxbblxs @kajasasasa @dyingbutdontworrycuzimswag

happy birthday remus!!! soz i can't write anything for you but i literally don't have time actually if someone considers this a gift for remus that'd be great: https://archiveofourown.org/works/37599493/chapters/93851107

THERE'S LITERALLY MORE????

sorry i'm gonna add to this once i get to <333

anyone please ask your crush out like this

regulus: knock knock james: who's there? regulus: when where james: when where who? regulus: at 9, astronomy tower, me and you james: james: please kill me

sirius: *exists*

remus: *cries*

remus: why the fuck do i have to be so gay???

james:

peter:

lily:

marlene:

dorcas:

mary:

hogwarts:

the staff:

dumbledore:

scotland:

great britain:

europe:

earth:

solar system:

milky way:

universe:

sirius: *turns around*

ok thinking rn i think ill post more than 4 chapters this time

and this is what im doing