Kaveh: *eating Goldfish While Dipping Them In Nuttela* *alhaiham Walking By*: Do I Even Have To Ask?

Mr. Bonzo fans how we feeling

eating (old?) bread and reading a 138/? chat fic whilst listening to lemon demon

lovers? roommates? why not both!

by sidreal

He thought of the mornings where he rolled over to find the warmth of another body laying next to him, and when there was just an inch between them and Kaveh was allowed to look all he wanted and touch all he wanted and stare into Al-Haitham’s beautiful dumb eyes as long as he wanted and how he was allowed to press their mouths together until the dark of the room gave way to the sunlight.

It was fucking embarrassing.

“Why are you blushing?” Tighnari looked mildly disgusted. “Are you thinking about your wild and crazy sex?”

Kaveh’s face flamed. “No, what the fuck? I was thinking about wholesome things like–” Grocery shopping and cuddling and wholesome, disgusting, sappy things. “No, actually. You don’t get to know. But I wouldn’t be thinking about that in public. Besides, we haven’t even–” He clamped his mouth shut.

Cyno’s eyebrows climbed all the way to the roof of his forehead. “Huh?”

sequel to are we lovers or are we roommates?

Words: 14414, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Alhaitham (Genshin Impact), Kaveh (Genshin Impact), Cyno (Genshin Impact), Tighnari (Genshin Impact), Dunyarzad (Genshin Impact)

Relationships: Alhaitham/Kaveh (Genshin Impact)

Additional Tags: Established Relationship, New Relationship, First Time, Fluff and Smut, Humor, Top Alhaitham/Bottom Kaveh (Genshin Impact), Bratting, actually theyre both brats, in constant conflict with each other lol, Fluff, Sappy Relationship Thoughts

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alright I was getting burnt out for reading due to how fast i was reading anyways my thoughts on the 3rd and 4th book !spoiler!

so third book, cool cool all nice sqq meeting lou benghe's dada was funny like shen really knocked on a coffin and asked if he could come in and he responded dad and son fight scene was cool and how mxtx just described them going after airplane just got punted into the cave :') and most of all SEX I'm not used to reading it so if def threw me into a loop forth book, yay some silly- OH GOD NOT MORE SEX lets just say i skipped the lou x shen stories and read the other character stories airplane extras was amazing i want to see if theres and aftermath stories of airplane and mobei jun, poor zhuhi-lang third-wheeling lou benghe's dad and mom also the 100 questions was fun

i have finished the amazing book called "the scum villains self saving system" I understand why people love mo xiangs tong xiu's work I'l read the second book soon

^^

TIPS FOR LADYS DONT DO TO CHEESECAKE FACTORY ON UR PERIOD OR ANYWHERE IT HURTS

just fucked up my sleeping hours for the millionth time anyways how are you guys?

Tax Benefits (and Maybe Something More)

by zombiemarker

“It’s really simple, I don’t know why I have to keep explaining this. Now we get the benefits of any other married couple when I do our taxes, which is especially helpful considering Kaveh lives in my house free of charge. We can have the marriage annulled, or legally separate when our current living arrangements change.”

Or: Al-Haitham is bad at feelings and Kaveh is suffering, the fic.

Words: 8573, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Alhaitham (Genshin Impact), Kaveh (Genshin Impact), Tighnari (Genshin Impact), Cyno (Genshin Impact), Nahida (Genshin Impact), Collei (Genshin Impact), Dehya (Genshin Impact)

Relationships: Alhaitham/Kaveh (Genshin Impact), Minor or Background Relationship(s), Cyno/Tighnari (Genshin Impact)

Additional Tags: Marriage of Convenience, Fake Marriage, the Sumeru crew are idiots, and we love them, Sharing a Bed, Meet the Family, kind of, Relentless mockery, and also relationship meddling, Al-Haitham is oblivious for a solid 5k of this, Kaveh is less oblivious, Fluff, Pretty much all fluff, Deaf al-haitham, Tighnari is So Done (Genshin Impact), Free this poor man, First Haikaveh fic, Enjoy!

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did you know smores poptarts have all the nutrients needed to sustain the human body *stands up and Immediately

do y'all remember when they found all that tf art in Osamu Tezuka's drawer post-mortem because I think about it often

anyway keep chasing your bliss and draw weird shit, god knows we need that right now

“i wanna do this with you” A LOVE LANGUAGE