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Lembas Bread (Lord of the Rings “authentic” Elvish bread)

Ingredients: 

 2 ½ cups of flour 1 tablespoon of baking powder ¼ teaspoon of salt ½ cup of butter 1/3 cup of brown sugar 1 teaspoon of cinnamon ½ teaspoon honey 2/3 cup of heavy whipping cream ½ teaspoon of vanilla

Directions:

Preheat oven to 425F. Mix the flour, baking powder and salt into a large bowl. Add the butter and mix with a well till fine granules (easiest way is with an electric mixer). Then add the sugar and cinnamon, and mix them thoroughly.

Finally add the cream, honey, and vanilla and stir them in with a fork until a nice, thick dough forms.

Roll the dough out about ½ in thickness. Cut out 3-inch squares and transfer the dough to a cookie sheet.Criss-cross each square from corner-to-corner with a knife, lightly (not cutting through the dough).

Bake for about 12 minutes or more (depending on the thickness of the bread) until it is set and lightly golden.

***Let cool completely before eating, this bread tastes better room temperature and dry. Also for more flavor you can add more cinnamon or other spices***

Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water

it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.

It's hilarious to me when people complain about AO3 and its policies, and what they allow on the site - but it's ESPECIALLY funny when people complain like "Why can't the freaks make their own site and just go there?"

Sweetie... AO3 is the site for that. Y'all invaded our space.

Wattpad and FFN still exist. Go there. They're as shitty and G-rated as you want. You can't have the luxuries that AO3 offers if you're gonna be a little bitch about its policies. Imagine walking into a strip club and complaining about the alcohol and naked ladies when there's a god damn Dennys next door you could have gone to. Christ.

Why the fuck skate canada went for the british asmr commentary is beyond me

To curse the ice even further??

Disco dices 1.3

Ok guys disco dices 1.3 is oficially out, You can hide the HUD pressing C (instead of pushing the play button you can also press space bar too), and added a crt filter because I am huge nerd for those

-> https://gabwyn.itch.io/disco-dices

itch.io

Disco Dices by gabwyn

A short minigame where you can simulate the Disco Elysium diceroll mechanic!

wikipedia no longer being anywhere near the top of search results when looking up anything feels eviscerating

Disco Elysium cartoon was drawn at the event. It's short, but you can read it if you like.

I'm talking around day 1.

He looks up at the sky from time to time.

As if possessed.

I just wait for him.

I don't want to disturb him.

What do you see?

Who are you talking to?

Kim: "Lieutenant? Any more rain and you'll catch a cold."

You "Hm? Oh Kim."

You "Sorry to keep you waiting. I was doing a little mental gymnastics."

Kim "A little..."

Shivers─

Rainwater runs down your cheeks. A cold wind blows past and your body freezes. Lieutenant Kitsuragi's hand gently caresses your shivering back. The rain clouds over Martinaise will pass in a few moments.

fucking brilliant

A list of Disco Elysium web weaving and meta posts I've made:(Sacred and Terrible Air spoiler warning for all of them)

Nihilism

Acid communism

the Return as a nihilist event x x

St Miro on the radio? x

fascist quest and St Miro parallels

Music, mathematic and the pale

Plasm x

Demons

Madrugada and sunrise

Dual leadership/Dobreva and Abadanaiz

Next world mural x x

Bible references with the phasmid & other Bible references

Light and the lack of light

In dark times, should the stars also go out?

In dark times stars going out

Love

Echo Maker - Erich Mühsam

Lyotard's Libidinal Economy, old man Marx, little girl Marx

Ravachol

Ann-Margret x

Shivers & phasmid & Dora parallels (or whatever the hell this is)

Deerek Trentmöller / Harry / Ellis Kortenaer / Guillaume le Million / Deserter / Jesper parallels

Cosmism x x

Dolores Dei and Christian iconography

And Eddie aint no Billy 2.0, for fucks sake, the man spends half of the season on the verge of tears and/or mental breakdown (completely justified ofc). His entire arc is literally that he looks scary and mean, but is actually SOFT, not some cool bad boy-gay icon. 

He probably died as a virgin too lol

really truly cannot stand when Steve is painted as a fragile softboi who will crumble at an unkind word.

Steve is a (barely) reformed mean girl. His instinct is still going to be to bite back meaner. We literally see it as recently as season 4 when Dustin is getting too close to the bone, Steve goes too mean. He immediately cops to it and apologizes (because, reforming) but that's still how he's wired.

His skin is thick, his mouth is mean. Steve is a bitch (and I like him so much)