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Tsukki is soft for Yamaguchi

Hinata: Hey, Tsukishima! 

Tsukishima: What do you want?

Hinata: We’re going out for lunch, did you wanna come? It’ll only be us first years there. Even Yachi’s coming!

Tsukishima: Ew. Hell no.

Kageyama: You don’t need to be a dick, he was being nice. I didn’t even want to invite you-

Tsukishima: Well, I don’t even want to go so that works.

Yamaguchi, sadly: Wait, Tsukki, you’re not coming? Did you want me to stay here with you instead? I don’t mind.

Tsukishima, sighing: Fuck, fine. I’ll come.

Yamaguchi: :D

Tsukishima, once no one is looking: :)

Kuroo: I'm going on an adventure with Bo for the weekend. You gonna be okay without me here?

Kenma, not looking up from his DS: Are you kidding? I'm gonna be even better with you gone. That means non-stop gaming!

Kuroo: Just remember to eat, you crackhead.

*the next day*

Kenma, exaggeratingly loud to no one whatsoever: Man, I've been playing this game for like six whole hours! Sure is great to be able to play for another ten without someone to stop me!

Akaashi, walking in Kenma's room: You miss him, don't you?

Kenma: What? I don't care that he's gone. It's better this way. As I said, no one can stop me.

Akaashi, sighing: It's time to eat, Kenma.

Kenma, crying: That's what Kuroo would say!

Akaashi: So you do?

Kenma: *nods*

Akaashi, also crying: Okay, good 'cause I'm missing Bokuto like crazy but I can't let anyone else on my team know! Can I stay here with you and we can eat ice cream and talk about them???

Kenma, already moving over to make more room: Fuck yeah!

Bonus:

*on Monday*

Bokuto and Kuroo: We’re back!

Akaashi and Kenma, smiling wide and dancing around happily in Kenma’s room: Ew! Why couldn’t this weekend last any longer!?

Semi: How do you always get up at four in the morning so easily without an alarm clock?

Ushijima: Just because I do not own an alarm clock does not mean I wake up without assistance.

Semi: So, what, you have an alarm set on your phone?

Ushijima: Of course not. Tendou always breaks into my room at four in the morning to tell me about the manga he was reading, so I always get up to listen to what he has to say. That is how I start my day.

Semi: How about I tell him to stop because you both should be sleeping.

Ushijima: Absolutely not. He is adorable and always sets my day on the right track. Besides, how else would I get up in the morning for school?

Semi: An alarm-

Ushijima: No. Tendou waking me up is the only way.

Jimmy and Timmy Headcanons (platonic)

- Absolute BFF's and would do anything for each other.

- Sometimes Jimmy's arms hurt from wearing his crutches for so long so when this happens, Timmy lets him sit on his lap and that's how they travel for a while.

- They also do this when they're bored and want to have fun. Except this is usually done speeding down a hill of a not so busy street.

- They tell each other EVERYTHING.

- They're not scared to tell the other when they are going too far with something or when they are being mean.

- Whenever Timmy is upset, Jimmy tells him his best handicapped jokes, constantly hugs him, and reminds him that he's the best friend ever and that problems only come to angels like him to prove that consequences will hit hard if he were to change.

- When Jimmy is upset, Timmy has him lay his head on his lap so he can soothingly massage it as he tells him that if he can overcome the challenge of being handicapped for the rest of his life, he can take on this little thing that won't be a problem in a week. He then puts on Jimmy's favourite movie and gets ice cream and chips.

- They have both agreed to be each other's best man at their weddings no matter how far into the future they may be.

- Although it can prove troublesome, Timmy really likes that only Jimmy can understand him because it's like they somehow have their own super secret language despite them both speaking English.

- Also, he's thankful that it's Jimmy of all people because he knows he understands him on a personal level.

- Jimmy likes it too, but he wishes that other people could be lucky enough to understand what this perfect boi is saying. Especially when Timmy cracks a really funny joke or says something really sincere.

- Jimmy thinks it's funny and convenient that their names are literally only one letter off from being the same when they are besties and both very handicapped.

- Jimmy's parents were going to install a thick carpet for their living room but Jimmy asked them not to because he didn't want to potentially make moving harder for Timmy when he came over.

- They both sleep in bedrooms on the first floor of their houses which makes sleepovers even more fun and convenient because they could chill in the living room or kitchen and then go to their room right after without having to worry about potentially waking up their parents by walking up and down creaky stairs.

- Their parents consider both of them as family since they are always at each other's houses and they just love them both to pieces. Also, they celebrate Christmas and Halloween together.

- They always do group costumes. One year for Halloween, Timmy couldn't afford a costume due to his parents having paid to get his wheelchair fixed up a bit. So after he sadly told Jimmy, Jimmy showed up to his house the next day with a yellow hat and a white hat, along with long sheets of nutrition facts for mustard and ketchup, stating that they could just wear what they usually do with these things and be condiments that year.

I love this so much!!!

Character Tropes: Yakko Warner (Animaniacs)

“Friends, we’ll paint any ceiling for just $29.95. Riiiight! How do we do it? No overhead! In fact, when we get through, you’ll have nothing overhead! And if you hire us, you’ll have nothing in your head! We paint ceilings, ceilings and ONLY ceilings! We don’t paint floors ‘cause they’re beneath us.“

Y'know what, fuck this bullshit. I need to know y'all are actually against it.

Reblog this if you will NOT use or support Post+.

I hope to make @staff see how that is total bullshit. Tumblr will die without writers/creators.

Me and @madison-is-a-small-baby agreed to write a stupid story with a time limit of 5 mins to complete it. It’s supposed to be whatever comes to our minds and this is the result. Beware and enjoy :)

You walked down the street and saw a man with a fish. The man said, “want a fish?” You said no. He wasn’t pleased. He pulled out a watch and wiped away a tear. He said, “I remember my dad had a watch.” You nodded but didn’t care so you walked away. You continued on your journey until you found the same man in a cop car. You were confused. Even more so when he looked at you and pulled out his watch again. The sirens started blaring and you started running but he hit you with the fish so you fell. He got out of the car and walked over to you and crouched down to your level. “Do you believe me now?” You shook your head in honesty but he wasn’t okay with that. “You liar!” He screamed about his dog being brown and called you racist and took you to jail. In your cell, you woke up to find your potatoes had a footstep in them. You recognized the foot size immediately and turned to find the man sitting on the toilet. “You come here often? He asked standing up. You say “no you just arrested me.” He laughed. “No, I didn’t I’m a convict. Man, you should stop taking those m&ms for pain relief.” Your head started spinning from all of the confusion and you flew away.

The end.

I feel like something similar to this has happened

Uneducated reporter: So, why would they let you be in charge of a school full of future heroes?

Nezu: Well, I believe it’s because of my abilities, cooperativeness, and my aspiration to help the younger generation become better heroes than us.

Uneducated reporter: Okay, but what makes you qualified for this job? I mean, you seem nice but it takes more than a polite rodent to handle this kind of responsibility.

Nezu, resisting the urge to step forward because even though he’s hurt, he knows that it would result in the reporter stepping back and tripping on a rock that would cause him to fall into oncoming traffic, which is basically murder: I hAvE aN eDuCaTiOn.

Erasermic

*During class*

Aizawa: Okay, to better explain this method, I will write it on the board.

Aizawa: *tries to stand up but is obviously struggling*

Midoriya: Is everything alright, sir?

Aizawa, through gritted teeth: Yup, just peachy.

Tsuyu: Then what’s with the look on your face?

Momo: And why does it look like something’s preventing you from getting up?

Aizawa, still struggling: Hm, I don’t know. Maybe Hizashi could let you know.

Mina: Who the heck is-

Present Mic from under the desk: Wow, way to expose me.

Class 1-A:

Kaminari: Is...is Present Mic giving you a blowjob?

Aizawa: Of course not. He’s just being a big baby and hiding under my desk.

Present Mic, pulling Aizawa back onto the seat: No, I’m not! The bug was hUgE and you know it was going to KILL ME!

Aizawa: *Inhales*

Aizawa: It was a b L A C K  A N T. 

Present Mic, sobbing into Aizawa’s lap: DON’T REMIND ME!