Can I Copy Your Homework? Mass Effect Andromeda Edition

Ancient Romans’ Ideal Dates

Mark Antony: A day at the Circus Maximus, followed by bathhouse sex. 

Julius Caesar: A private tour of the new arena he sponsored, then a discreet dinner at his client’s house. 

Cassius: Dinner at a restaurant he picked at the last minute. 

Brutus: A romantic candlelit dinner at his house. 

John Keats: Local bitch decides to daydream instead of getting a degree

John Keats:... I'm the local bitch

LOL.

Every person who voted for anti vaxxer and demonizer of autism Jill Stein owes every American autistic person one hundred dollars. Sorry. I don’t make the rules. 

A gruesome, but excellently drawn art of Mark Antony dying in Cleopatra’s arms. 

Antony and Cleopatra

Yikes! I knew Augustus made Cleopatra out to be an evil homewrecker, but this just takes the cake for ridiculous rumors. 

I've read in several scholarly articles that ancient Egyptians perfected the art of flipping crocodiles on their backs and having sex with them to ensure good fortunate and prosperity in their lives. Is this... is this true? Did ancient Egyptians actually fuck Nile Crocodiles? Further, did Cleopatra actually use bees for sexual pleasure? I understand bestiality was still punishable by death in Egypt for most of its history but - are these things really true?

No. No they’re not.

Against Whitewashing

I am begging whoever is casting the Mass Effect movie to not whitewash Ashley Williams who is Latina, when there are plenty of badass Latina actresses who could portray her. We already had to put up with Bioware whitewashing her in Mass Effect 3. 

Mission looks appropriately badass. 

Mission wips! Her blaster was the second 3D model I had ever made in my life.

Bastila | Juhani | Revan | Mission | Canderous

Great fanart of a beautiful romance. 

ah! great game. now kiss

what qualifies as a “bad” omen?? asking for a friend

Liara T’Soni is autistic and nothing can convince me otherwise.