The Cuts Between This Awkward Elevator Scene And INTENSE ACTION Are Cracking Me Up.

Lydia Jacoby of Team United States celebrates after winning the gold medal in the Women’s 100m Breaststroke Final on day four of the Tokyo 2020 Olympic Games 📸 Maddie Meyer and Clive Rose

20

It would have to be 19 for me .

Lu Xin is so exasperated with everyone and it cracks me up.

teamusa At just 18 years old,@ana.zolotic becomes the first American woman to secure Olympic gold in Taekwondo. 🇺🇸 #TokyoOlympics

The Pennsylvania Ballet shared the following Facebook post

Pennsylvania Ballet

“A Facebook user recently commented that the Eagles had “played like they were wearing tutus!!!” Our response: “With all due respect to the Eagles, let’s take a minute to look at what our tutu wearing women have done this month: By tomorrow afternoon, the ballerinas that wear tutus at Pennsylvania Ballet will have performed The Nutcracker 27 times in 21 days. Some of those women have performed the Snow scene and the Waltz of the Flowers without an understudy or second cast. No ‘second string’ to come in and spell them when they needed a break. When they have been sick they have come to the theater, put on make up and costume, smiled and performed. When they have felt an injury in the middle of a show there have been no injury timeouts. They have kept smiling, finished their job, bowed, left the stage, and then dealt with what hurts. Some of these tutu wearers have been tossed into a new position with only a moments notice. That’s like a cornerback being told at halftime that they’re going to play wide receiver for the second half, but they need to make sure that no one can tell they’ve never played wide receiver before. They have done all of this with such artistry and grace that audience after audience has clapped and cheered (no Boo Birds at the Academy) and the Philadelphia Inquirer has said this production looks “better than ever”. So no, the Eagles have not played like they were wearing tutus. If they had, Chip Kelly would still be a head coach and we’d all be looking forward to the playoffs.“ Happy New Year!”

My dream is to have food that doesn’t make me or my family sick. 

So once upon a time, I attempted to make a Sailor Mars cookie. Due in part to using a different kind of icing than usual, it did not go well. So I present to you...Sailor Derp.

I have two potential headcanons for this. Choose the one you like best or feel free to make (and share) your own. 

First headcanon: Usagi and Rei got into a petty squabble while decorating cookies and Usagi made this to piss Rei off.

Second headcanon: This is Usagi’s honest and best attempt to make a Sailor Mars cookie because she adores Rei and think she’s amazing. She presents it to Rei proudly. How does Rei react? I can’t decide. 

In conclusion, SAILOR DERP. 

Same Cap. Same.

Captain Marvel #1 (2016)

Tara Butter & Michele Fazekas, Kris Anka, Matthew Wilson

THE SOUND OF MUSIC (1965) dir. Robert Wise