I Think We Need Another Tumblr Sexyman™ Competition To Kill Another Government Figure

I’m back in my splatoon phase so take this

I’M JOINING THE SKELETON WAR ON THE SIDE OF THE SKELETONS

DOWN WITH THE WIZARDS

little cult of the lamb sketches of some of my followers and lambert

Binge watched all of the mandela catalogue again so we got this now

alternate version (pun intended) and original drawing i made in my sketchbook before making it digital below :D

NYEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEH

THANK YOU MY FELLOW SKELETON

I CAST ELDRITCH BLAST but I suck so I just disintegrate one of your fingers instead of killing you

HOW AM I GOING TO PLAY TROMBONE NOW?!

I GIFT YOU one flagpole FOR YOUR SAND CASTLE. GOOD LUCK FELLOW BONEMAN

:0

THANK YOU FELLOW BONEMAN I SHALL PUT THIS ON THE HIGHEST POINT OF MY SAND CASTLE

LMAO THAT WAS ME

WAIT SOMEONE SUBMITTED THE OFFICE FAN

I went through the new update I just wanna hug Eddie

poor guy is being traumatised out here by a singular pea

Thank you so much :’)

My name is Dee

last name ceased

What’s yours?

…

……..

DOOT DOOT

The forces of darkness lie in wait, for the moment you turn your back or close your eyes, they will strike. You will be cast into the depths of the underworld where scum like you belong, never to see the light of another day. Your memory will fade with the dying light of the evening, and any mark you made upon this earth with it. Your fellow soldiers will forget your face and be unable to recall your name, and the curse of oblivion will follow those who don't forget, soon to follow in your footsteps. Let this be a lesson to all: cross me, and only darkness, pain, and misery await. You have made a grave mistake, skeleton. One you will regret until your final breath.

*climbs on top of bear and uses one of my bones to guide it to where I want to go*

I HAVE ACQUIRED A NOBEL STEED

I SHALL NAME HIM LARRY

ONWARDS MY NOBEL STEED AND SLIME BOY GERALD LETS TRAMPLE THIS WIZARD

DOOT DOOT

*look on in horror at the op skeleton hurtling towards me*

AGAIN???!??

well I have one more trick up my sleeve 😈

*I reach into my wizardry sleeve and pull out a bottle of calcium repellant*

BAHAHAAA I GOT YOU NOW YOU SILLY GOOFY SKELETON