AotC In A Nutshell

You’re not alone. There are at least two of us

reblog if you’re a writer who feels guilt whenever they’re not writing and being productive, so I know I’m not the only one lol

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

"just turn on the computer" "just create a file" bold of you to assume I won’t turn on the computer, open PowerPoint, create a file, type in the title and then procrastinate on actually making the presentation by choosing the background color and the fonts for half an hour

*passes you a troll armed with a crossbow designed to break down fortress gates*

who has the “its been a week…. pass the detritus!!” pic

do y'all ever think about what sherlock holmes would deduce about you or are you normal

Someone from a rural area: I grew up here, I know every path, every tree in these woods

Me: Wow, that’s so cool! I grew up in a city, I can’t even imagine being able to do that

Them: Hey, knowing all the streets in your neighbourhood is cool, too!

Me:

Me: *crosses the street to get to the shadowy side* *gets lost*

Behind the scenes pics are the cinema equivalent of final bows in theatre as both say "hey, it’s okay, all of this was made up, we all are actually alive, healthy, happy, we all are friends & had a lot of fun, it’s so cool that you like us"

I outgrew Harry & Ron & Hermione… And Alisa Seleznyova… And the Pevensies… And Kalle Blomkvist…

*sheds a tear*

the fact that i'm no longer the same age as the protagonists of novels and films i once connected to is so heartbreaking. there was a time when I looked forward to turning their age. i did. and i also outgrew them. i continue to age, but they don't; never will. the immortality of fiction is beautiful, but cruel.

A cheese sandwich

If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽