The Only Way I Will Accept Spiderman Coming Into Venom 2

Boston Post, Massachusetts, April 28, 1895

I’m playing DBH

I need More Echomax hcs in my life now help.

I just wanted you to know I’m evilly swirling my sauvignon blanc in its glass right now and snickering at this newly constructed corner of rarepair hell. Ask and ye shall receive, my friend.

>When Echo was captured by Talon, Maximilien was the first person to insist they treat her civilly and like a lady. He also told the other Talon goons that he would help make her more compliant with his ‘irresistable charms.’ This ended up with him Plasma-blasted in a crater on the opposite side of Echo’s cell. He fell in love instantly.

>Max gets bristly every time Echo brings up McCree. 

Maximilien: Now, ma colombe, you know I wouldn’t use the term ‘meatsack barbarian’ lightly—

Echo: Are you… jealous?

Maximilien: WHAT!? Of all the ridiculous— Jealous?! Me?! Of a Sonora-sandblasted vagrant?!

Echo: *smirks* You’re jealous.

Maximilien: *muttering* My chem-receptors indicate he smells like feet and old bacon and is not worthy of your attentions.

>I’ve mentioned before that a lot of omnics get these modifications to their chassis that allow them to receive a pleasure response from physical touch in certain spots–this is usually to accommodate organic partners who are more dependent on physical touch for intimacy, but these omnics go on to be able to still be stimulated by other omnic partners. Maximilien has these modifications, Echo’s own sensory intake is… a bit more unique. She tends to just remotely correlate her pleasure response to Max’s when they’re being cozy and cuddly together. They’re considered very touchy for an inorganic couple. 

>Since Echo’s face is mostly a hologram projection, Max’s hand phases right through it when he touches it, so it looks kind of weird to other people but Max and Echo consider it very soft and intimate when half of Max’s hand is just… phased through Echo’s face.

>Max was very into the sleek and modern and minimalist look but after he got together with Echo it’s like, “No I’ve always liked having fresh-cut flowers around my office, what are you talking about?”

Fox walk - Step by Step~

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| I noticed for some reason there are no Blackheart x Johnny Blaze (Ghost Rider) fics, so I had no choice but to write one. I don’t know if anyone will read this, but regardless of how many reads it gets, I had to. |

Sample: Blaze hops off the bike walking fearlessly toward Blackheart - his boots squishing in the mud.

“Ok. I’m here. Where’s Roxanne?”

“Where’s the contract?” Blackheart cocks a brow.

Johnny sighs and pulls the rolled up script from the back of his jeans, holding it out for the hellion to see.

“Bring it here.” The demon motions with his hand.

“Show me the girl.” Johnny commands.

“We’re playing by my rules, Johnny. You’ll get the girl, when I get what I want.”

“I don’t trust you.”

“Well, Johnny…you’re gonna have to. How else do you plan on getting her back?”

The Rider grits his teeth. He knows Blackheart’s right. The demon has an army and he’s just one man.

He sighs angrily as he holds it out to the demon.

Blackheart grabs it out of the Rider’s hand and quickly unscrolls it to make sure it’s not a fake. A pleased grin makes its way across his handsome face. “Suck it, dad.” He laughs, rolling it back up.

He snaps his fingers and one of his henchmen appears, grabbing the contract and vanishing into thin air.

“Where’s Roxanne?” Johnny asks, starting to feel annoyed.

“Ah yes. The girl.” Blackheart smiles as he starts to walk circles around the Ghost Rider.

“See.. there’s just one more thing.…”

“Oh no.” Johnny interrupts. “You said if I gave you the contract, you’d let her go. Now where is she.” The Rider bravely walks up to the demon, grabbing him by the collar of his cloak and slamming him into the side of an old church.

Blackheart laughs. If only Johnny knew that he was only enjoying this manhandling.

“Relax, Johnny. You’ll get her back, just as promised. I just want one little favor.”

“What?” Johnny snarls - his grip growing tighter in frustration.

“A kiss.”

Photographer  Chen Chengguang’s Photos Of Ospreys In Hunting Mode Show How Calculated Everything In Nature Is.

HOLY FREE ART PROGRAMS BATMAN

I’ve had this list sitting around for a while (in case I ever want to try something new) and I thought I’d share it, because why the hell not, everybody loves free stuff. I’ve only used a couple, so for all I know these could be complete shit. BUT YOU NEVER KNOW, RIGHT?

*= available for both windows and mac os

GIMP * - Does a lot of the same stuff as Photoshop.

FireAlpaca * - Similar to Paint Tool Sai, so it’s a good alternative for Mac users.

Autodesk Sketchbook Copic Edition * - Simulates the look of copic markers.

MyPaint * - Basic stuff, nothing fancy.

Pinta * - Drawing program modeled after paint.NET.

Inkscape * - Vector/drawing program meant to be similar to Illustrator.

ArtRage * - Digital painting program; you can get the trimmed down version for free or buy the full version with more features.

Sumo Paint * - In-browser drawing app.

DAZ Studio * - Some sort of 3D model poser thing.

Pencil * - Software for animating.

SketchUp * - Tool for making 3D models. Looks handy for stuff like architectural drawings.

Blender * - Pretty popular 3D software.

escape motions * - Some browser apps, fun to fiddle with when you’re bored (the fluid fire simulation is pretty cool imo).

Twistedbrush (Pixarra) - Seems to be meant for replicating the look of traditional media.

Pixia/Phierha - A popular program in Japan, according to the website.

Krita - This was originally made for Linux and it looks like the developers haven’t ironed out all of the kinks in the Windows installer.

Artweaver - Another trimmed down free thing if you don’t want to buy the full program.

paint.NET - Pretty basic kit, probably good for simple stuff.

Project Dogwaffle - I’m not sure what this one is all about because I couldn’t stop laughing at the terrible website.

Speedy Painter - Lightweight digital painting program.

mtPaint - Originally made for pixel art; simple enough to run on older computers.

Chasys Draw IES - Supposed to be some sort of drawing+image editor thing.

PaintRibbon - Seems to be another plain old basic image editor.

DrawPlus - Looks like it’s made for graphic design and vector stuff.

SmoothDraw - I’m guessing this is a basic thing for people who don’t want to bother with complicated stuff.

Let’s interact with the spider gang!

Miguel: Okay raise of hands who actually has a brain cell here?

Peter B:

Ham:

Noir:

Poppy:

Miles:

Gwen: *starts to raise hand*

Miles: *Lowers hand*

Peni: Does it count if it’s in the possession of my spider, and not me

-🕷🕸-

Miles: Strange flex but cool beans

Gwen: Freaky flexing but whatever

Peni: Quirky characteristic but allowed

Poppy: Abnormal brag but continue

Noir: Strange flaunt, but alas

Ham: Unorthodox display of hubris but very well

Peter B: So this is what hell is like

-🕷🕸-

Poppy: You guys never heard of Batman? Or the Justice League?

Everyone, putting away their comics: No...

Alternatively

Miles: So Nick Fury of all people come up to me-

Poppy: Woah woah woah. Like the comic book hero?

Ham: ???

Miles: Comic book hero?

Poppy: Yeah, Nick Fury, played by Samuel L. Jackson, wears an eyepatch, ominous as fuck

Miles: Weird, that sound just like him. Here, look *shows picture*

Poppy:

Poppy, softly: Holy fuck

-🕷🕸-

Miguel: I just feel like I’m doing all the work and I’m not getting any credit-

Poppy: Let me ask you a very fair question. What do you do successfully

Miguel:

Poppy: Quickly

-🕷🕸-

Poppy and Gwen, to Peni: Aren’t you tired of going apeshit

P and G: DON’T YOU WANT TO BE NICE?!

Peni: No :3

-🕷🕸-

Noir: On one hand it’s very good to have someone you can talk to about your feelings

Noir: On another hand this whole group is ready to storm my dimension to commit several murders and I don’t know how long I can hold them back

-🕷🕸-

Mary Jane: Peter, if we are going to have a relationship again, I think it is best we talk about children before starting anything

Peter B: Okay, okay. I have four children

Mary Jane:

Mary Jane: Wha-

Peter B: They’re technically not mine, but the bond just happen y’know! We meet up every weekend in Miles dimension for burgers, I can introduce you to them then!

Mary Jane: I was gone for like a year what the fuck happened

-🕷🕸-

Poppy: Hey Peter can we visit your dimension next week!

Peter B: Ask your mother

Miles: ...Who’s the mother of the group?

Gwen: Hey Ham-

-🕷🕸-

Mary Jane: Hi I’m MJ and this is the Mary Janes

The Spider gang, all wearing handle bar mustaches: GO GWEN!!!!

-🕷🕸-

Peter B, who borrowed Poppy’s phone to look something up: You have a girl’s group chat?

Poppy: Obviously. It’s where we send memes to each other

Peter B: You guys already send memes to the group chat

Poppy: Oh nononono

Poppy: It’s where we send memes specifically about you guys

-🕷🕸-

Peter B, Ham, and Noir: I can’t believe we adopted four unruly teenagers

Aunt May: Join the club

-🕷🕸-

Peni: As the once great fire god said

Peni: “I may be dumb, but I’m not stupid”

-🕷🕸-

Mission: Calls for a self sacrificing idiot

Every spider, immediately: I VOLUNTEER!!!

-🕷🕸-

Poppy and Gwen: We only had Peni for a day and a half

P and G: But if anything happened to her we will destroy everything in this dimension and then ourselves

The Spider dudes, nodding: Valid

-🕷🕸-

Peni: Leg

Gwen: Shoulders

Miles: Knees

Poppy: And toes

Peni: You idiots it’s ‘HEAD shoulders knees and toes!’

Poppy: You started it with legs?!?

Peni: THIS IS NOT WHAT I WAS PLANNING

-🕷🕸-

Poppy: I miss Normie

Miles: Uh, anyone else?

Poppy: JJ? MJ? Betty? Of course I miss them!

Miles: Do you not have a whole ass sibling back home?!

Poppy:

Miles:

Poppy: p e t e r

Peter B, Ham, Noir: Suddenly, I don’t feel safe anymore

-🕷🕸-

Gwen: I don’t dance when I fight

Gwen: I perform

*whole badass dance-fight scene*

Doc Ock: 10/10!

-🕷🕸-

Ham: Become Spider-Ham they said

Ham: It would be fun they said

Ham, pointing to apartment where the Spidergang is: LOOK WHAT I WOKE UP TO THIS MORNING

-🕷🕸-

Peter B: So we’re going to be all sneaky to get the information

Peni: Or, hear me out

Peni: Explosions

-🕷🕸-

Peter B, upon meeting the spiderkids: You remind me of myself when I was younger

Peter B: This will end badly for everyone

-🕷🕸-

Miguel: Okay who here is actually straight

Peter B:

Noir:

Ham:

Miles:

Poppy:

Gwen:

Peni: *starts to raise hand but pauses*

Peni: *shakes head and lowers hand*

Alastor x Charlie HC?

Alastor x Charlie Headcanon~

• Alastor and Charlie, apart from the first moments of tension, they immediately got along. Both are really fun and energetic, they don’t hold back in front of a challenge and both are natural leader.

•It started when a group of vandals and Protestants started to create chaos in front of the Hotel. Charlie came out to confront each other peacefully. One of these poor fools threw at her something, wetting/dirtying  her clothes and hair. Alastor suddenly appeared behind Charlie.

• “Sweetheart, you should go get yourself something comfortable. I can think of our… mannerless guests.” “But…” “Sweetheart, you may go.” “Just…don’t hurt them too much!”

•Did those guys dare try to erase Charlie’s smile? Those fools are dead. But not immediately, not in front the Hotel under the gaze of Charlie. He didn’t want to disappoint the young princess. 

•But Charlie’s attitude has caught his attention. Those rude had attacked her and she didn’t want to kill them? Well, that’s interesting!

•Alastor appreciates Charlie’s kind heart. He likes her to be so positive and convinced of her goals. This does not mean that he will become “good”. He will probably still laugh at the misfortunes of others, but he will try not to do it openly in front of Charlie.

•Charlie believes that Alastor can be a good person. Perhaps. Really deep inside.

•They can spend hours talking about music. Both are musical talents and appreciate each other’s knowledge.

•Theatrical af. If you think that News 666 was a performance, you didn’t have Alastor as a set designer, choreographer, musician. Combine the enthusiasm of Charlie. Now that is a performance worthy of the Princess of Hell and the Radio Demon!

•Musical duets. ALWAYS. AT EVERY OCCASION. EVERY HOURS. They make Husk want to jump off a bridge.