Okay Thanks For Your Input, NORRINGTON

okay poll time!

"Perhaps another baleada will cure me."

thank you, googly eyes on the red fire bell on the third floor of the engineering building. some days you're carrying all of us

so turns out using a samsung wasn't the thing people would catch me about huh

thanks tumblr

the high horse -> foundation stallion pipeline

actually. what am i writing. why.

i used to think i would be professional in college

I think this is a tragedy? Sober in its irony My poor frightened phone with its ever-beating heart and failed and failing touchscreen

still gives me notifications and as I work here on my computer my terminally ill phone pings

A message telling me

my new phone has arrived and is in the mailroom

KNIFE BOOPS

If Tumblr really wanted to break the entire website, they should give us Boops on March 15th.

"paring knife? you said paring knife? uh, never mind then" I say as I subtly tuck my favorite parrying knife back into my boot