I Enjoy How Every Glass Animals Song Sounds Like "ouhhhhhh Blue Sky Lemonade Like An Arnold Palmer I

doing numblrs on tumber

bad news uhhhh. pineapples. umm they MIGHT be like. in my head idk. ummm and worse news i kinda have nobody. errr cuase i'm like brain dead.

the red button might be the most convincing point, what point is a pope without a backup plan

reasons why I should be the next pope:

I have an awesome taste in music

Im American but Canadian at heart

Sorry

i have a really cool dog thst can jump super high

if all goes wrong I have a big red button that will end it all

thank you for the consideration

sincerely,

paper eater

Pope John XII was elected at 18 and had orgies in the Vatican and allegedly died while doing another man's wife

So I don't see why you, paper eater, wouldn't be a better choice by a mile

.... The red button tho?

Oitermelon

oh my lordsjshajfhwirbakhfjabrkajfjandkanfjsngnakdnejakhcba

resent commission of my beloved hanji <3

🙂