Context: I'm Working On A Fantasy/fairytale AU For PHM In Which The Hail Mary Is A Giant Ship (the Lightark)

8 hours of sleep? 2-day weekends?? Not. Enough. I need to be put in a medically-induced coma for roughly 4 years and wake up alone in space with no memories

yk sometimes I wonder how the YouTube auto-recommendations see me as a person

(wakes up) I should be writing

(in class) I should be writing

(having lunch) I should be writing

(waiting for the bus) I should be writing

(at home) I should be doing my homework

(not doing homework) I should be writing

(opens laptop)

(stares at empty Obsidian page)

(thinks about a Concept for some time)

(scrolls through social media)

(gets ready for bed)

(in bed) I should be writi

:3

Hi I've been stranded on Mars for about the equivalent of 1 Earth week and my crew probably thinks I'm dead by now. It's really boring up here. Is Poob available in space? I have access to a computer but if that doesn't work I plan to dig up and refurbish a rover.

Poob is available in all planets, moons, and dimensions!

I had to do it.

look i got you a femtanyl :3

i feel like we dont talk enough about lemony snicket canonical anxiety disorder its incredibly funny as a concept and i want to think about it more. like i think he has ptsd but also apparently he has felt Nervousness And Dread like. literally forever. and i think that counts as an anxiety disorder lemony

patient asked today if i was a boy or a girl and i shit you not i responded "im a medical student"

Update :3

ok i think we're out of the woods! most major plotholes have been resolved (at least partially.) i am putting the vampires back in their coffins for a later AU

(whiteknuckling the edges of my mechanical keyboard) I will not fill these plotholes with vampires I will not fill these plotholes with vampires I will not fill these plotholes with vampires I will not

the PHM brainrot has consumed me.

every time i see a large collection of books i will examine it to see if Project Hail Mary is there. when an article or something mentions Ryan Gosling i immediately check if the upcoming PHM movie adaptation is mentioned. i have recommended this book to anyone who will listen. rocky literally lives in my head rent free. he hates soda water because apparently it's just regular water but with bonus Pain