Tan In Every Queer Eye Episode:

Quotes from UNO: The movie

“There is no happiness. There is no joy.”

“Just fuckin do it.”

“What does it matter?”

“I haven’t seen my wife in two weeks.”

“STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!! STOP!!!”

“Ah, you slut!”

“You’ve got to be shitting the fuck out of me.”

“Kill me.”

Jeremy calls his wife to tell her he’s locked in a two and a half hour game of Uno- “I’ll be home when I can be home.”

“The game is braking down.”

“You fucking whore.”

“YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSS.” “THANK YOU.” -door slams-

“It’s the Uno credit song! It was Geoff’s idea!”

Baekhyun adorably wearing Chanyeol’s too big jacket & cutely running after him ヾ (≧∪≦*)ノ

all these photos are fantastic but allow me to direct your attention to this particular part

and think about how michael is strong enough to carry ryan and please cry with me

Treasure Planet (2002) dir. John Musker, Ron Clements

“Now you listen to me, James Hawkins. You got the makings of greatness in you, but you got to take the helm and chart your own course. Stick to it, no matter the squalls! And when the time comes you get the chance to really test the cut of your sails, and show what you’re made of… well, I hope I’m there, catching some of the light coming off you that day.“

Happy #ObamaDay

(photos by pete souza, official white house photographer)

Hey everybody, I’m gonna fly away on an airplane from my broken home to the girl who cried wolf. She makes my heart catch fire. She’s kinda hot and when I feel invisible we waste the night together in San Francisco. I wanna breathe her in like a vapor and I wish we could go on a permanent vacation to outerspace together no matter how much money it cost. I don’t want to feel like a castaway anymore. We both have jet black hearts and it’s time we safety pin them together.

ERMAHGERD 5sOs iS sUch a bOybAnd

Chanyeol: Okay, guys, how do I ask Baekhyun out?

Jongin: Roses are red, violets are blue. Guess what, my bed has room for two.

Chanyeol: OH MY GOD!

Minseok: Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in my car.

Chanyeol: STOP IT!

Luhan: Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream.

Chanyeol: GUYS!

Welcome to a weird fucking place

HELLO. My name’s Erika, I made this out of boredness.

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