Barb’s Been Shipping Mavin For So Long

Me: *after being an asshole* I love you!

Mum: I will always love you!

Me: awwww--

Mum: Unless you start murdering people, then I will not.

Me: What if I murdered Donald Trump?

Mum: No

Me: Excuse--

Mum: Because if you got close enough to kill Trump, then you were close enough to kill Pence, and you didn't.

Me:......shit you right.

empty gold by halsey

all those terms for when you dont really like something but someone else does and you respect that… youve heard of “not my cup of tea” and “whatever floats your boat” and now its time for this phrase to shine

5sos + incorrect quotes

Dear friends of Tumblr,

Today at my school we had an assembly about internet predators and when I had said that most of my true friends are over the internet and they gave me a lecture about how “I don’t know who I’m talking to” blah blah. So please, if you aren’t a predator in any way, please reblog so i can prove a point.

Lamp Halo might be my fav Fake AH Crew fic 

REMINDER THAT LAIKA’S FIRST FILM SOLELY PRODUCED BY THEIR STUDIO HAD TWO FEMALE CHARACTERS AS THEIR ANTAGONIST AND PROTAGONIST WHO, BY SOME FORM OF DEVIL MAGIC, HAVE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FACES

REMINDER THAT LAIKA’S SECOND FILM NOT ONLY CONSISTED OF A CAST WITH FOUR CENTRAL FEMALE CHARACTERS BUT INCLUDED AN ENTIRE TOWN OF DIVERSE CITIZENS OF VARYING RACE, GENDER, AND AGE. LIKE A NORMAL TOWN HAS.

REMINDER THAT LAIKA’S THIRD FILM FEATURED SAME SEX COUPLES IN THEIR TEASER TRAILER

REMINDER THAT THIS IS ALL STOP-MOTION SO EVERY CHARACTER WAS DESIGNED, MODELED, SCULPTED, RIGGED, AND EVEN HAD TINY CLOTHES SEWED FOR THEM.

also reminder that they make chump change compared to disney who whines and cries that in all their years of experience they can’t handle the prospect of animating a girl with a face different than the rest and that it’s “too hard” because only females can express such a wide range of emotions that it makes them difficult to animate

if a studio with 20-30 years of experience can manage this then SURELY an established studio with NEAR 100 YEARS of experience can maybe, just maybe, include a female that ISN’T a part of their formula

Poems from a poem book I'll never finish writing

Relationship Noun Definition: the way in which two or more concepts, objects, or people are connected, or the state of being connected.

That’s what a relationship is, According Google that it But relationship A simply complicated word With a never ending list of meanings

Meaning Noun Definition: what is meant by a word, text, concept, or action.

That’s what that means So with these two words I make a question and two statements for you All of which I never had the guts to ask or say But now that you’re gone and there’s no way that you could ever hear this Now I’m saying them

Question: What was the meaning of our relationship to you? Was it a joke? Another one of your games that you played? I don’t understand stand. I try to find words to describe this but nothing, nothing can describe this not a single word

Statement: In the end our relationship held no meaning. It was a simple small interaction in which neither of us gained anything from but lost so much. It was hollow, futile, insignificant, insane

Insane Adjective Definition: not sane; not of sound mind; mentally deranged

Statement: Insane, the only word close enough to describe the meaning of our relationship -E.H.R

Poems from a poem book I'll never finish.

How do you find the audacity to cry?!

How did you ever not love this innocent boy who gave all of his love and trust to you?!

How do you leave this pure innocent soul in this cold lightless world?!

How do you feel guilt when you never felt love?!

When you left him to be with others behind his back?!

When you could have been home together in your bed?!

Treasuring the boy who loves you. The boy who cleans up after your mess. The boy who makes sure that you are fed.

That you're happy.

Even if he is not.

How-how did you ever fall out of love with him?

When all he talked about was you?

When the only thing that mattered anymore was you?

Painted masterpieces in an ode to you. Intricate love letters, intertwined in the flowers that he had drawn to you.

When I had to watch a treasured, precious friend, crumble to his own demise and didn't have any power to stop it?

Couldn't stop him from looking at your photos at night.

Stop him from falling asleep on the sofa after trying to wait for you.

Again.

Even though he knew that you would not be coming home tonight.

Again.

And watch you only be there for the end of it?

The Grand finale. Ladies and gentlemen.

Prepare yourselves to be amazed.

You are about to watch the best disappearing act of the century. Are you ready? Look. Look closer. It's happening right before your eyes.

How do you have the audacity to cry at his funeral?

When just a couple days ago you did not even know that he would have one?

- E.H.R.

Muke & Cashton Autumn version🍁🍁🍁 @5sos @ashtonirwinofficial5sos