Chan: This Is Extremely Dangerous, Felix. I'm Not Going To Let You Do This.

Jisung: Does it hurt?

Hyunjin: What? When i fall from heaven? Come on, han, you can do better than that..

Jisung: No.

Jisung: I mean, when you fall from the vending machine.

Hyunjin:

Jisung:

Jisung: Because you are a snack.

Jisung: Girls are so hot.

Jisung: Guys are hot too, man.

Jisung: Why everyone is so hot?

Seungmin, sipping his tea: Global warming

Jeongin: Can you recommends me any books that make you cry?

Felix: General Mathematics. Sixth edition.

Felix: Okay Seungmin, let’s do a movie about our friendship.

Seungmin: Felix, no.

Felix: Great you already know your line.

Seungmin: You’re pretty dumb.

Felix: Thanks.

Seungmin: Why are you thanking me? I just insulted you.

Felix: All i heard was “you’re pretty”. I am focusing on the positives in life.

hyunjin, lying seductively on a bed: Why don't you come join me, hot stuff?

Seungmin: Hyunjin, please put your shirt back on. We are in Ikea and people are staring.

[Seungmin, Minho and Chan trapped in a haunted house]

Seungmin: Why the ghost won't talk to us?

Minho: Maybe they are homophobic.

Chan: We are not gay, Minho.

Seungmin: We aren't?

[at breakfast]

Jisung: What if instead of milk in my cereal, i put in coffee?

Chan, walking past him: What if you don’t?

Minho: Maybe, only cats can become ghost. That's why ghost always knock over stuff and make noises at night.

Changbin:

Minho: I have connected the two dots.

Changbin: You didn't connect shit.

Minho: I have connected them.

Chan: Remember, murder is never the answer.

Minho: Murder is the question.

Seungmin: And the answer is always yes.