Changbin: Chan Has Every Right To Be Pissed At Me. I Didn’t Follow His Orders And I Screwed Up The
Changbin: Chan has every right to be pissed at me. I didn’t follow his orders and i screwed up the task.
Changbin: The only way to make things right is to do the worst most awful thing imaginable.
Jisung: *nods* Dip your penis in vinegar.
Changbin:
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[at dinner]
Chan: If it excites you and scares the hell out of you at the same time, that means you should probably do it.
Felix: Time to fuck a blender.
Chan: Wait, no-
Minho: Maybe, only cats can become ghost. That's why ghost always knock over stuff and make noises at night.
Changbin:
Minho: I have connected the two dots.
Changbin: You didn't connect shit.
Minho: I have connected them.
Minho, loading a Nerf gun with real bullets: It's Nerf or notHING.
Felix: All odd numbers have at least an 'e' in them.
Seungmin: Felix, it's 3 a.m.
Felix: t-h-r-E-E!
Seungmin: GO TO SLEEP
Jisung: It is so weird how many months start with the letter j. January, Jun, July, Jaugust, Joctober.
Changbin: Wait- one of these is not like the others.
Chan: "One"
[Felix locking himself in the bathroom]
Seungmin: You need to get out from there, Felix!
Hyunjin: You can’t escape from us!
*noise inside the bathroom*
Seungmin:
Hyunjin:
Seungmin: A-are you flushing yourself down the toilet?
Jisung, in the living room, eating popcorn: I did it once. It didn’t work as it seems..
Changbin: What are you? Twelve?
Jisung: Yeah.
Jisung: On a scale from one to ten.
Changbin:
Chan: My name is Chan.
Chan: But you can call me
Chan: *clumsily puts on sunglasses*
Chan: Anytime.
[Might be pre-debut Hyunjin and Jisung at some point]
Hyunjin: Look, let’s just agree to say “I’m sorry” on the count of three.
Hyunjin: One, two, three.
Jisung:
Hyunjin:
Hyunjin: See? Now, i’m just dissapointed in both of us.
Felix: I am 39 cheetos tall.
Chan: And why did you think you needed to measure your height in cheetos?
Felix: We were out of doritos.
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