Felix: Here’s A Fun Christmas Idea. We’ll Hang Mistletoe, But Instead Of Kissing, You Have To Fight

Chan: You three. Explain. Now.

Hyunjin: It was Jisung.

Felix: It was Jisung.

Jisung:...It was me.

Felix: Why do you hate me so much?

Minho: Because people think you are nice, you are humble, you say excuse me..

Minho: You look like little birds help you to dress up in the morning. People don't fear you.

Felix: Hey, I haven't been dressed by a bird since I was two.

Minho: 80% exhaustion, 10% sarcasm, 20% don’t care.

Woojin: That’s 110%.

Minho: 20% don’t care.

Woojin: Should’ve seen that coming.

Changbin: When I drink alcohol, everyone says I am an alcoholic.

Changbin: But when I drink fanta, no one says I'm fantastic.

Changbin: *shakes his head and proceed to chug entire glass of lemonade*

Chan: Why Changbin is on the counter?

Minho: He wants to be tall.

Hyunjin: *shed tears* He is finally a foot taller than me.

Jeongin: I want to be a caterpillar.

Chan: Care to explain?

Jeongin: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, wake up beautiful.

Chan: You know that they have a lifespan of like two weeks right?

Jeongin: That’s another highlight.

Chang: Jeongin, nO-

[at breakfast]

Jisung: What if instead of milk in my cereal, i put in coffee?

Chan, walking past him: What if you don’t?

[Jeongin reading a French child book]

Jeongin: Uhh, how do you actually giggle in French?

Seungmin: Okay, first of all, you can't-

Felix: HoNhOnHOn ouI oUi baGUettE.

Changbin: I believe you said that your childhood experience was a satisfactory?

Jisung: No, you misheard me. I said it was a “sadness factory”.

Minho: Maybe, only cats can become ghost. That's why ghost always knock over stuff and make noises at night.

Changbin:

Minho: I have connected the two dots.

Changbin: You didn't connect shit.

Minho: I have connected them.