Ooooo!!! OTP MEME FOR NICERCY!!!
Which one is more fond of scary movies/likes to watch spooky shows: Percy. He loves this shit. Nico just groans and buries his face in the pillow to scream in agony.
Which one gets the most excited about Halloween: Both equally. Nico loves to let his Ghost King show fully, while Percy loves the candy! ^o^
Which one would be more likely to survive the apocalypse: I mean, both. Especially when they fight as a team.
Which one would literally kill for the other: Nico, he is more likely to actually go for the kill. Especially when Percy is threatened. No one gets to threaten his Percy.
Which one likes to scare or startle the other: Percy loves trying to scare Nico. But to scare someone who literally grew up surrounded by zombies and ghosts…? Yeeeah. So far, no luck.
Which one is more likely to need comforting when they get spooked: Percy. Some of the scary spooky things remind him of Tartarus. Nico has the underworld and Tartarus more separated from each other.
Which one always puts on a brave face: I mean? Have you met Percy Jackson??
Which one would be more dangerous if they suddenly became violent: Both? Both. Definitely both. We saw Percy when he literally controlled a goddess. And Nico? Raising an army of the dead? Yeah, do not piss off this power couple.
Which one would be more likely to commit a crime: Also both. I mean, Nico has been breaking and entering into graveyards at night for years. Little criminal mastermind.
Which one believes in ghosts: …They’re real. So both. xD
Which one would propose the idea of holding a seance: I mean. *looks at Bianca’s ghost, then looks at the entire plot of Battle of the Labyrinth* I mean… *makes vague gestures* Yeah?
Which one has nightmares more often: Definitely Percy. About the two wars and still sometimes about Gabe. Nico is trying to keep them at bay with his dream-walking, but he can’t always.
Which one would want to explore a real haunted house:Percy! Who is a better guide than the Ghost King himself? Nico just groans. Percy uses the begging kitten eyes. Nico caves. Haunted house, here they come!
“Instead of a Dark Lord, you would have a queen, not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn! Tempestuous as the sea, and stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair!”
— Raven
Everyone know how this would turn out if they allow him to use his charm ; )
HOLY TRINITY
The real people who are gonna defeat Thanos
THE AVENGERS COULD NEVER
You laughed at the “old Universe charm” line, but then you see Greg’s son basically charm a whole town, a group of renegade rebels, space pirates, and two alien supreme leaders to his side and you realize, goddamn, he’s right.
Edit: Let’s not forget the utter devastation Greg left in PD’s human zoo.
I keep seeing everyone talking about how kick-butt Lapis was in the latest episode, and while I DEFINITELY agree, let’s not ignore some of the other chararacters-
First of all, there’s Garnet
Despite clearly being affected/weakened by Blue Diamond’s power, she still was able to hold her ground and fight back
And before you mention Lapis and Connie, they weren’t affected, the power had no hold on them, Garnet WAS, and yet here she is, still going strong and not letting it knock her down
Not to mention, she was also able to stay fused, while Alexandrite-
As you can clearly see, wasnt
Furthermore, she did all of this after her wedding was ruined?? You go girl!
Then there’s Pearl, whose whole strategy for thousands of years was “do it for her” and just recently “do it for him”
She’s always fought for someone else, never herself. She never thought herself was a worthy enough reason to be fighting for, so she devoted herself to others instead, that is until this episode, where she proudly exclaims “I DO IT FOR ME!” Like alright Pearl!
Then there’s Connie, who, despite being a mere human, saw that her friends were all in trouble and was totally ready to take down Blue Diamond ON HER OWN
And let’s not forget this was the lonely, shy girl we met back in season one!
It’s amazing seeing how far she’s come since then :)
And finally, as comical as this scene was, let’s all take a moment to look back and remember how freaked out and terrified Peridot was when she first called Yellow Diamond a clod
She was so scared she’d come for her and shatter her on the spot
But now, here she is, running up to Yellow Diamond, IN PERSON, once again calling her a clod to her face
Like, that takes some guts
Bottom line is, I think these guys deserve some acknowledgment as well
I just realized Lion has his nose pressed against the shield
But can we just appreciate:
The true star of Steven Universe.
Bridezilla “Fuck your depression aura, this was supposed to be MY DAY” Garnet is right up there with Lapis “Fuck your depression aura, MINE IS WORSE” Lazuli in terms of badass
Bridezilla “Fuck your depression aura, this was supposed to be MY DAY” Garnet is right up there with Lapis “Fuck your depression aura, MINE IS WORSE” Lazuli in terms of badass
This scene loos familiar…
damn, the true woman power walk
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OH MY GOD SHE HAS LEGS
Lars showing up 15 minutes late with the off colors
I like how Yellow Diamond already forgot about Peridot but Blue Diamond still remembers Ruby and Sapphire.
she petty
From the fanfic “You could’ve just brought Lapis”
WHY TF ARE THEY ALL SUCH PRECIOUS BEANS?!?!
HER OUTFIT WASNT REAL
SHE SHAPESHIFTED PINK CROCS AND A SUNDRESS
He’s the hero Beach City deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
Blue: You cannot fathom what thousands of years of grief has done to me!
Lapis: That's so sad Peridot play despacito
What the fuck could they be talking about? “And it turned out my last order was not to talk about it, can you imagine?” “Yeah gurl, my last order was a pizza with every toppings”
guys can we also talk about this hot bitch right here. he bustin some FIRE SHIT.
not to be back on my bullshit but whoever storyboarded all this angry blue can have my first born child
Blue Diamond: Able to remember the fusion that was formed by a Ruby and a Sapphire during an otherwise uneventful court meeting over five thousand years ago
Yellow Diamond: Can’t be bothered to remember a Gem who facetimed her and insulted her to her face like at most a couple months ago
Blue Diamond: Feel my years worth of sadness!
Lapis: Fuck you mom I already have depression
“not all men”
you’re right. peeta mellark, victor of the 74th hunger games and baker would never do this.