Psa On Posting Speed;

okay, THIS is the part where i post a starter on a sunday night so i can stop dicking around and actually like. write. so.

feel free to like this for a starter, reply if you’re a multi or a sideblog, the usual stuff. mutuals only. yeah.

Introduction Starters III

"WHO are you?"

"Where did you come from?"

"That's a nice outfit."

"I love your bag, where did you get it?"

"I feel as though I'm not prepared for this."

"Oh my gosh! I know who you are!"

"I love seeing new places and meeting new people."

"Can you NOT stare?"

"Do you have the time?"

"Are you talking to me?"

"Do I know you?"

"Can you help me out?"

"What did you say?"

"Excuse me."

"Can I ask you a question?"

"What is going on, here?"

"Are you an angel?"

"Have we met before?"

"Who am I? Are you sure you want to know?"

"Have you seen anything so beautiful?"

"Lookin' for somethin'?"

"I'm not buying whatever you're selling."

"Freeze!"

"What is with the weather?"

"Moon sure is bright tonight."

"What'll you have?"

"I didn't ask for you."

"Thanks... ah... I didn't catch your name."

     I REMEMBER EVERYTHING.

          i remember it as if it was yesterday.

jealousy starters.

❛i don’t get what you even see in ____.❜

❛they’re not right for you, you know.❜

❛why do you keep staring at them?❜

❛you’re late. why are you coming home at 3 am? it’s someone else, isn’t it?❜

❛why do you always win?❜

❛hey – can you get off their dick for five seconds?❜

❛it’s almost like you’re dating them.❜

❛it’s almost like you married them.❜

❛you like them a lot, don’t you?❜

❛after all these years, i never thought i’d lose to someone like them.❜

❛chose between them or me.❜

❛me? JEALOUS?!….. HAHAHAHAHahaHAHAhAhahHA… yes.❜

❛me? JEALOUS? you’re out of your mind.❜

❛are you dating them or something?❜

Pretty please~ reblog if you are a multiship blog!

《侏罗纪世界》（Jurassic World）

[ WHAT DO YOU SEEK, WANDERER? (Hiya! Hope you have a great day and evening!) ]

“not a lot. i don’t consider myself, you know, a very high-maintenance mutant.” it was so nice when he had a witty remark on the tip of his tongue. maybe it’d prevent anything from happening.

Send 🌂 to share an umbrella with my muse

The Seven Deadly Partners

I am by no means trying to tell you what you should and should not do, nor am I aiming to police the internet. If you’re comfortable with some of the following, that’s fine but this is a list based on my own personal experiences and what I have learned from them and it’s to help as a warning to those who might not know what to look out for as they’re new to RPing.

((If you choose to reblog this post for others to see you may do so only on the condition that you do not tag or mention anyone who you feel is one of these partners. This is not a call out freebee, that’s not what this post is for!))

1. Possessive Obsessive

    These are Partners who become easily jealous when your muse interacts with other muses. They don’t like the idea that your blog is a multiverse/ship blog because theirs is not or whatever reason they give for it. They might even go as far as to contact others anonymously to tell them to leave you alone without even consulting you first. Some of these parters appear to become upset or aggressive when you don’t know everything about their muse or you refuse a plot suggestion from them. They will try to isolate you in such a way that you are only able to write with them.

2. Guilt Tripper

   Those that don’t like what has happened in a thread or that you’re writing with someone they don’t like and then threaten to leave the site if things don’t change. That it would be your fault if anything happens to them or their blog, even threats to alter their muses relationship with yours. This is an attempt to control how and who you interact with. This is manipulative behaviour and should not be stood for.

3. The ‘Game Master’ 

   These partners are those that come up with the plots only they control everything in the plot, your muse isn’t allowed to actually be your muse because it effects their muse or their plot. In the end you must consider if you are writing your muse or if you are writing an NPC for them. You owe these people nothing you don’t want to give, no matter how controlling or guilt tripping they then become when you confront them.

4. The Stifler 

    Similar to the Game Masters, these partners smother your muse with threads but every single one of them is centred around the needs of their muse and not yours. While their muse grows and develops, there’s no breathing room for yours to do the same. You burn yourself out in keeping up with their threads but don’t feel like you or your muse are getting anything in return.

5. The Stalker 

   They ask for all of your URLs and it can be quite flattering, only they become annoyed if they find another blog of yours elsewhere you haven’t mentioned, or that you don’t interact with them through a certain muse of yours. These people might just be excited and eager to write with you but they have no right to expect you to do so on any of your blogs.

6. The Victim

   This one always, always plays the victim ooc. Whatever you do that they don’t agree with suddenly turns into vague blogging, sending anonymous messages, setting their friends on you or blatantly ignoring you in the IMs. It turns into a public call out post in which they expect their followers to side with them no matter what and deny you the chance to explain your side of the situation, yet they do not block or unfollow you, wanting to see the chaos play out. When eventually reasoned with, this usually results in a sob story from them in order to get your supposed forgiveness and as if you might return to everything as normal… beware the apparent victim.

7. The Bleeder

   These are the partners who blend whatever is happening in character into out of character things. Sometimes it is just a one off and many, many people have done it in the past, but when it keeps happening there should be red flags and warning bells ringing. If your partner cannot differentiate between OOC and IC expect considerable drama!