Okay, THIS Is The Part Where I Post A Starter On A Sunday Night So I Can Stop Dicking Around And Actually

The Emperor’s New Groove starters pt. 1

“Will you take a look at that? Pretty pathetic, huh?”

“Well, you’ll never believe this, but that llama you’re looking at was once a human being!”

“I was the world’s nicest guy and they ruined my life for no reason.”

“Ok, this is the real me.”

“This perfect world begins and ends with me.”

“It is time for you to choose your bride.”

“Let me guess, you have a great personality.”

“The emperor had me thrown out a window.”

“You really should have thought of that before you became a peasant!”

“The nerve of some of those peasants, huh?”

“Whoa! No touchy! No touch!”

“I have been nothing if not loyal to the empire.”

“I’m here because I received a summons.”

“Word on the street is you can fix my problem.”

“When the sun hits that ridge just right, these hills sing.”

“Isn’t it great? It’s my birthday gift to me!”

“I give the word, and your town will be destroyed.”

“Pull the lever, ___.”

“WRONG LEVER!”

“Why do we even have that lever?”

“___, put your hands in the air!”

“I’ll smash it with a hammer.”

“Oh, right. The poison–The poison for ___. The poison chosen specifically to kill ___. ___’s poison.”

“I am one hungry king of the world.”

“Hey, did you see that sky today? Talk about blue.”

“This isn’t poison. This is extract of llama!”

“All your poisons look alike. You might want to think about re-labeling some of them.”

“Well I suppose there’s time for dessert.”

“Still think I’m not the victim here?”

“I am so glad I was unconscious for all of this.”

“Don’t listen to that guy, he’s trying to lead you down the path of righteousness.”

“You’re sort of confusing me, so begone.”

“Um, what’s with the chimp and the bug?”

“Can we get back to me?”

“What am I gonna tell the village?”

“Hope that doesn’t come back to haunt me.”

“I ate a bug today!”

“Um, I’m the one in the cart, remember?”

“AAH! DEMON LLAMA!”

“You’re that whiny peasant.”

“What do you mean I don’t look like the emperor?”

“My face! My beautiful, beautiful face!”

“You’re the criminal mastermind, not me.”

“That’s giving you way too much credit.”

“Build your summer home somewhere else.”

“I don’t make deals with peasants!”

“Ooh, it’s a scary tree.”

“I’m born with an innate sense of direction.”

“Ok, that was the freakiest thing I’ve ever seen.”

“Don’t worry your highness, I’ve got you! You’re safe now.”

“Maybe I’m just new to this whole rescuing thing, but this, to me, might be considered kind of a step backwards, wouldn’t you say?”

“Don’t tell me, we’re about to go over a huge waterfall.”

“For the last time, it was not a kiss.”

“Some day you’re going to end up all alone, and you’ll have no one to blame but yourself.”

“Are you going to build a fire or what?”

“Well, he ain’t getting any deader!”

“You know that means you’re doing something nice for someone else.”

“Don’t shake unless you mean it.”

“Believe it or not, I think I need a bath.”

“I was going to have you imprisoned for life, but I kind of like this better.”

IN CASE YOU’VE FORGOTTEN,  NO MEANS NO.

so when people say mutuals only?  no non-mutuals?

that doesn’t mean you hassle them.  that doesn’t mean you bitch at them.  that doesn’t mean you antagonize,  hate,  terrorize,  abhor,  shit-talk, or  guilt-trip.  that doesn’t mean you sulk, you rally against,  you call out,  you turn against,  or do anything.

you suck it up,  realize THEY DON’T OWE YOU AN EXPLANATION,  and you move the fuck on.

AND IF YOU CAN’T GET OVER YOURSELF?  WE DON’T WANT YOU ANYWAYS.

Donnie swimming with a pod of orcas, it’s a lot better studying them in the wild. I’m so glad that I got this out of my head. I love it

New episode this Sunday! 

My 9th and last as a revisionist. Good times!

OC’S !!! AND !!! MULTI-MUSE !!! BLOGS !!! ARE !!!  IMPORTANT !!! TOO !!!  REBLOG AND SPREAD THE LOVE BC THEY DESERVE SO MUCH MORE CREDIT THAN THEY ACTUALLY GET.

Fall Away, Twenty One Pilots

Injury Starters

“Whoa, when did you get this?”

“Who did this to you?”

“Hold still— I need to clean it.”

“I’m supposed to believe this was an accident?”

“Damn— I’d hate to see the other guy.”

“Does this hurt when I touch it?”

“What the hell, ___? Another fight?”

“What the hell happened to your face?”

“Why are you so calm about this? You’re really hurt.”

“I think your arm is broken. It’s not supposed to bend like that.”

“Here, let me help you with that.”

“You’re bleeding a lot. Too much. Apply more pressure. I’m calling an ambulance.”

“Did you think I was gonna leave you like this?”

“Instead of helping you, they ran off? What an asshole.”

“You need to be more careful. You keep getting hurt like this and you’ll put yourself out of commission.”

“Let me grab the first-aid kit. Don’t move.”

“So, do you wanna explain to me what the hell happened?”

“You look really pale. Sit down. I don’t need you fainting before I get this stitched-up.”

“I’m not blaming you, I’m just saying this looks awfully suspicious.”

“How many of them were there? This doesn’t look like one man’s doing.”

“Sit still. I need to clean this before it gets infected.”

“Wiggle your fingers. I need to make sure it’s not broken.”

“This is gonna hurt. A lot. But it’ll be quick. I need to pop it back into place.”

“I told you not to act recklessly like that. You might think you’re protecting me, but you’re gonna get yourself killed if you keep jumping in like that.”

“That was really close this time. Too close. Please, promise me you’re gonna listen to me and be more careful in the future.”

that’s the DIFFERENCE between YOU & ME

          you WEAR a weapon

                                       i AM a weapon