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First Meeting / Icebreakers

“Hi, I’m ______.”

“Oh fuck! Are you okay?”

“Crap! Sorry about that! Wasn’t looking where I was going. Here, I’ll get you a new jacket…”

“Need a ride?”

“How are you?”

“Seems like we’re gonna be stuck on this train for an extra three hours.”

“What’s your name?”

“Thank you.”

“You just saved my life!”

“Move the fuck out of my way.”

“Watch where you’re going!”

“Asshole.”

“Would you like anything?”

“You’re gorgeous.”

“Do I know you?”

“Uh, that’s my spot.”

“Oh, God, sorry! Let me buy you a new one.”

“Is that your dog? He is so CUTE!”

“Here, take my seat. You look tired.”

“Checking in?”

“Can I sit here?”

“May I buy you a drink?”

“I can spot you, if you want.”

“How’d you even get stuck in a locker, anyway?”

“Can you turn it down?! Some of us are trying to sleep!”

“Hi, I’m your new roommate.”

“I think I found your dog. Is he yours?”

“You look cold, take my jacket.”

“Hey, I think the mailman gave me your mail by mistake? [Name], right?”

“You’ve had a guy/girl over every night this week! And you’re really loud! You know how I know? I know because I live below you!”

“So, your kid apparently punched my kid in the face.”

“Bride or groom?”

“Can you switch seats with me? I can’t see!”

“Okay, look, if you’re gonna be airsick, aim the other way.”

“[Sir/Ma'am], if you don’t stop being rude to me, I’m going to give you decaf.”

“Don’t drink that! I saw some guy slip something in there.”

“Hey, is he bothering you?”

“Don’t give up your day job.”

“…Dude, your fly’s down.”

“I think you have the wrong number.”

“I’m [muse’s child]’s teacher.”

“[Muse’s child/younger sibling] was in my yard again!”

“Get out of here! This is my hiding spot!”

“YOUR STUPID MUTT RIPPED UP MY YARD AGAIN!”

“SHUT UP. And learn to stay on key.”

“Good Evening/Afternoon/Morning/Day/Night.”

“Watch where you’re going!”

“Is this seat taken?”

“Here you dropped this.”

“You remind me of someone.”

“Will you be taking this?”

“May I take your order?”

“How are you?”

“You look familiar, have we met before?”

“Be careful next time.”

“Hey, could you help me?”

“Help me!”

“I’m so sorry!”

“Are you alright?!”

“I know we’ve never met, but I think you’re beautiful.”

“I think I may have seen you before…”

“Hey! Watch it!”

“Oh my god are you okay?”

“Have we met…?”

“Were you at that one party?”

“Remember me?”

“I know you don’t know me but I love your shirt.”

“Quick, pretend to look like you’re talking to me.”

“Hey, is that your dog?”

“Service takes forever here.”

“Don’t mean to sound cliche, but do you come here often?”

“I wouldn’t sit there if I were you.”

“This is gonna be a long plane ride.”

“Can you turn that music down?”

“People are trying to sleep!”

“I’m your new neighbour.”

“Is that who I think it is?”

“Be quiet!”

“Is that your son/daughter?”

“I’ve read about you.“ 

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hystericalnoisemaker:

drparisa:

lakidaa:

people who know who my OCs are

people who like my OCs

people who like to know more about my OCs

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I’ve got 99 icons and the particular expression I need ain’t one.

ancient roleplaying proverb (via withabox)

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OC’S !!! AND !!! MULTI-MUSE !!! BLOGS !!! ARE !!!  IMPORTANT !!! TOO !!!  REBLOG AND SPREAD THE LOVE BC THEY DESERVE SO MUCH MORE CREDIT THAN THEY ACTUALLY GET.

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IN CASE YOU’VE FORGOTTEN,  NO MEANS NO.

so when people say mutuals only?  no non-mutuals?

that doesn’t mean you hassle them.  that doesn’t mean you bitch at them.  that doesn’t mean you antagonize,  hate,  terrorize,  abhor,  shit-talk, or  guilt-trip.  that doesn’t mean you sulk, you rally against,  you call out,  you turn against,  or do anything.

you suck it up,  realize THEY DON’T OWE YOU AN EXPLANATION,  and you move the fuck on.

AND IF YOU CAN’T GET OVER YOURSELF?  WE DON’T WANT YOU ANYWAYS.

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Send ‘Look into my eyes’ and my muse will bold what they see

| Hope | Love | Passion | Hate | Resentment | Envy | Indifference | Confidence | Insecurity | Greed | Desire | Optimism | Spite | Hostility | Kindness | Warmth | Intelligence | Experience | Trauma | Aggression | Gentleness |  Arrogance | Pride | Lust | Cruelty | You’re soft | You’re trusting | You seem honest | You’re humble | You’re cold | You’re closed off | You’re reserved and guarded | You’re unfeeling | You’re remorseless | You’re heartless | You’re inhuman | You’re frightening | You’re frightened | You’re devious | You’re unpredictable | You’re struggling | You’re lost | You’re broken | You’re disheartened | You seem headstrong | You seem difficult | You’re stubborn | I see hope | I see purpose | I see absolute conviction | I see compassion | I see a shining light | I see shattered remains | I see something familiar | I see a friend | I see an enemy | I see a lover | I see thirst for blood | I see malicious intent | I see pity | You’re pitiful | I see darkness | You’re unwavering | You’re pure | You’re noble |

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reasons i haven’t replied back:

- i’m socially exhausted - i don’t have the time right now - i don’t know how to reply - i have a bad memory and got distracted - i’m having a depressive episode and don’t have the energy to socialise

not reasons i haven’t replied back:

- i’m ignoring you just because - i hate you - i’m fed up with you - i don’t want to be your friend anymore

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Even now, I vividly remember the color of the rising sun I saw then. All to easily, memories of the beggining summon memories from the end. The things that slipped through my fingers, the people I couldn’t protect…

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jesslynshepard:

friend: can i send you this meme / turn this into a thread? me:

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The Emperor’s New Groove starters pt. 1

“Will you take a look at that? Pretty pathetic, huh?”

“Well, you’ll never believe this, but that llama you’re looking at was once a human being!”

“I was the world’s nicest guy and they ruined my life for no reason.”

“Ok, this is the real me.”

“This perfect world begins and ends with me.”

“It is time for you to choose your bride.”

“Let me guess, you have a great personality.”

“The emperor had me thrown out a window.”

“You really should have thought of that before you became a peasant!”

“The nerve of some of those peasants, huh?”

“Whoa! No touchy! No touch!”

“I have been nothing if not loyal to the empire.”

“I’m here because I received a summons.”

“Word on the street is you can fix my problem.”

“When the sun hits that ridge just right, these hills sing.”

“Isn’t it great? It’s my birthday gift to me!”

“I give the word, and your town will be destroyed.”

“Pull the lever, ___.”

“WRONG LEVER!”

“Why do we even have that lever?”

“___, put your hands in the air!”

“I’ll smash it with a hammer.”

“Oh, right. The poison–The poison for ___. The poison chosen specifically to kill ___. ___’s poison.”

“I am one hungry king of the world.”

“Hey, did you see that sky today? Talk about blue.”

“This isn’t poison. This is extract of llama!”

“All your poisons look alike. You might want to think about re-labeling some of them.”

“Well I suppose there’s time for dessert.”

“Still think I’m not the victim here?”

“I am so glad I was unconscious for all of this.”

“Don’t listen to that guy, he’s trying to lead you down the path of righteousness.”

“You’re sort of confusing me, so begone.”

“Um, what’s with the chimp and the bug?”

“Can we get back to me?”

“What am I gonna tell the village?”

“Hope that doesn’t come back to haunt me.”

“I ate a bug today!”

“Um, I’m the one in the cart, remember?”

“AAH! DEMON LLAMA!”

“You’re that whiny peasant.”

“What do you mean I don’t look like the emperor?”

“My face! My beautiful, beautiful face!”

“You’re the criminal mastermind, not me.”

“That’s giving you way too much credit.”

“Build your summer home somewhere else.”

“I don’t make deals with peasants!”

“Ooh, it’s a scary tree.”

“I’m born with an innate sense of direction.”

“Ok, that was the freakiest thing I’ve ever seen.”

“Don’t worry your highness, I’ve got you! You’re safe now.”

“Maybe I’m just new to this whole rescuing thing, but this, to me, might be considered kind of a step backwards, wouldn’t you say?”

“Don’t tell me, we’re about to go over a huge waterfall.”

“For the last time, it was not a kiss.”

“Some day you’re going to end up all alone, and you’ll have no one to blame but yourself.”

“Are you going to build a fire or what?”

“Well, he ain’t getting any deader!”

“You know that means you’re doing something nice for someone else.”

“Don’t shake unless you mean it.”

“Believe it or not, I think I need a bath.”

“I was going to have you imprisoned for life, but I kind of like this better.”

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