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top 10 downfalls of lotf fandom

10. fanart from the 2000s

9. the two movies AND the new series not having book accurate looking characters

8. INSANE rarepairs that highkey freak me out

7. skinny piggy fanart

6. THOSE aus.

5. roger and simon being snowbunnied

4. jack glazers (sexualisers)

🥉 people that call jalph ‘homoerotic’

🥈 people that call roger a sadist (being a sadist and being sadistic is different, google is free)

🥇the soft-boyification of simon

NO ONE in lord of the flies is good person

roger is a KILLER

jack is a GINGER

naval officer is a SOLDIER

jack is ANNOYING

piggy is a DWEEB

ralph is an IDIOT

simon is a FREAK

jack is a LOSER

mulberry boy is DEAD

jack is BRITISH

Which was more culturally significant. The renaissance, or the Schooling online Lord of the flies animated summary videos

jack and roger would NOT be normal about each other at all, they're both manically obsessed with one another and if they spend a moment apart they immediately start throwing shade to others around them and throwing a frothy, they're cradling each other after a gruesome hunt giggling and smearing pig blood on each other's faces with wide, unsettling grins

'nobody gets me like you do' but x100 more insane and delirious

ralph pathetically crawling to jacks lap and getting his snot and drool on him and jack who is like Oh this is so endearing. This is so cute

the sick sick concept of wanted to be comforted by the person who hurt you

alexa play do i wanna know by arctic monkeys

headshots of my roger and maurice designs yaaaayy

lotf headcanon that roger’s parents are convinced their son is the nicest boy on earth he comes home from school and says ‘i had a great day today mummy i learnt so much in mathematics and geography and my choir practice is going swimmingly” when in reality him and jack threw paninis and rocks at year 4s and played bogies in the back of the classroom

roger and maurice

Jack as choir leader but he sings his own name at the start of every song like Jason Derulo.