Rogerrrr

bro dissapeared

My bad twin

STOP blaming my mum and dad for how I act. I worked hard on becoming this mental all by myself!!

sharpen a stick at both ends

people who refuse to believe ralph was awful piss me off

PLEASE he fucking sucked just admit it

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Simon does not represent God in the way that he is a personification of Jesus. He represents God in the way that utter and genuine kindness can only be found in the figures of a god, as humans don't have those intrinsic abilities.

simon as a 1970s hippie

hcs below!!! :3

survived the boys attacking him—several of his wounds got infected and they needed to amputate his leg

was a flower child b4 flower children were a thing

became a hippie and stayed a hippie thru the 60s–70s

used medical marijuana b4 medical marijuana was a thing (helps his hallucinations)

owns a lizard named janis but he exclusively calls her arsehole❤️

kept in contact with ralph and WILL call him 10000 times a day (his wallet is crying)

gender nonconforming :3

ralph is very confused by this but just lets him do whatever

vegan, partly cuz of the island, partly cuz he loves animals

flew to america for woodstock ‘69 and got stuck there for a week

What interesting beings from outer space

Haha wow look at him

His hair isn’t orange enough I’m sorry

lotf fandom is so funny because people here are like "i headcanon that Jack Merridew has substance abuse issues" and Jack Merridew is a 12 year old boy who tried to vote himself leader and start crying and ran away when he lost