Hells Yeah I Just Bought Damaged Like Us

Kids.  Teenagers.  As someone staring 40 in the face lemme tell you a thing.

You are going to be horrified and embarrassed at some point by the shit you are doing now.

And you are going to wish with all your might you’d done more of it.  

You’re gonna wish you had more selfies, more photos, more videos being dumb with your friends.  You’re going to wish you’d had your hair even higher or your shoes even sparklier.  

Go.  Document the shit out of your ridiculous life.  Fuck trends but if you wanna be trendy, go all in.  Fuck in-groups and subcultures but if one sings to you, do it all.  Be exactly as cool or punk rock or goth or fandom or country or hardcore or hip hop or whatever, and don’t let anyone tell you differently.

Just don’t hurt people.  That’s the only thing you’ll ever genuinely live to regret.

I had a dream where Swaziland and Switzerland spontaniously decided to change names with each other.

It was a wild ride, I can tell you that.

Now I want a pet otter it’s not fair

i love him

I spent three weeks in a mental hospital and what I discovered there I feel like should be put into words.

we are not who you think we are.

the boy with turrets told the funniest jokes

the girl who raked her nails up and down her skin could create the most exquisite drawings

the girl who abused drugs had the wisest soul

the boy with schizophrenia had the biggest heart

the girl who tried to kill herself told the boy with insomnia stories to help lure him to sleep

the boy who wanted to kill himself had the deepest passion for cooking

the girl with slits and scars all over her body dried my tears and told me I was beautiful

the boy with anger issues gave the warmest hugs

the girl with bulimia told everyone every day that they looked beautiful in their bodies

the boy who was a compulsive liar told us that he wanted us all to get better, and that he was for once telling the truth

the girl who almost drank herself to death stood up for anyone that felt they were feeling bullied

the boy with social anxiety made sure nobody sat alone at meals

we are not who you think we are.

This

My addiction is cured but I still have pictures of it

Remember some time back where I publicly declare my love hate relationship for the sims - for it being so entertaining but it’s taking my life away? 

Well, just like how I got addicted to it, I cured it. However, I still have pictures of me sending them to slavery in their undies on my phone - Slave land is what the BF calls my sim land. And I really don’t want to delete them. So they shall go here. I don’t forced them to slave all day, alright?

Look they are lining up to enter the pool. 

Being squared up like rubics cube in the pool while they take turn on that small little slide.

Yes, that’ a black rabbit.

They even have family meals at each other houses! Isn’t that adorable? Plus, it’s the most efficient way to get their ‘needs’ fulfilled. 

I mean no doubt, there are some crazy incidents such as my sim praying to the TV.

Or a wizard going swimming. 

But I assure you, it’s not all slavery - there’s lots of weirdness too. 

Presenting the vomit diaries: 

So the sim freeplay have this easter egg where if you shake your phone, your sim will vomit. Since I have a land of slave sims. I decided to try that out.

I was not disappointed.

While my poor slave sim mops the floor while it rains,

They dance. 

Now I can finally delete those screenshots out of my phone. God bless. 

P.s. Should I auto post my IG photos on my tumblr or should I just post tumblr stuff like these kind of posts because I’m posting twice a day on IG now and I’m afraid that is going to clutter my tumblr - like it have already not. 

The goal is to be a langblr ho

Korean’s such a nice language to listen to. Especially when it’s this guy speaking

That’s pretty epic

My plane flew over another plane

Some days I feel like ✨ I am slaying it, I am queen, none of you peasants can touch me 💖. But other days, most days, I feel like a sad lump of potato. 🥔

Today is one of those Slaydayz! YAssS GuRLLLLL! 😘😍😘

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