Jason: You Have That Glint In Your Eye That Either Says 'I'm Mary Poppins' Or 'I'm Going To Dump Your

Jason, laughing:

Eric: Jason, this is my life.

Jason, still laughing: I know, it just sucks!

Jason: They should have a great American bake-off.

Salim: What would they bake, machine guns??

i do too jkfghljhgl

Guess what's happening?

First episode of the Jalim playthrough will go up right now, since it is 1 am here, I am going to go to bed, but I'll do the rest tomorrow when I am awake and have eaten something.

Zain: my baba is great bisexual representation you're lucky to have him if you disagree die

Jason: Fuck you Eric.

Eric:

Merwin: Yeah, Eric, fuck you!

Eric:

Joey: Eric, you suck.

Eric:

Clarisse, looking Eric up and down: You look like you shop at vineyard vines.

Eric, tearing up: That is the meanest thing anyone has ever said to me.

Salim: [takes a deep breath] Today is gonna be a good day

Salim: [deep breath] There’s going to be no bullshit

Salim: [opens the door to see Jason standing there]

Jason: My shoes are on the roof again

Salim: [closes the door]

there’s a guy listening to that song that goes “if you gave me a chance I would take it” on full blast during a test and I-

don’t worry, he’s using headphones

The legend of the minecraft glow squid

*comes up to u & hands u a bottle of water but it looks like this*

Nick: We need to get through this locked door. Eric, give me your credit card.

Eric: Here.

Nick, pocketing it: Jason, break down the door.

Jason: Eric cannot be topped.

Nick: bet

Jason:

Nick:

Nick: oh you meant in rank