Nick: Jason, You're Obviously On Some Sort Of Non-vampire Related Self-discovery Journey Right Now, And

Eric: The Middle East is on the brink of war-

Salim: Brink???

Nick: You tried to join the freemasons???

Eric: No, I just looked into it!

Jason: three likes and i'll run Clarisse through with a sword

Jason: *likes his own post*

Eric: *likes the post*

Rachel: >:0

Nick:

Nick: *likes the post*

Jason: okay this was a joke but now i just feel bad post cancelled

friend referred to Jason as Male Wife Two-One Actual the other day and I still haven't recovered

I’m definitely not supposed to be doing maths

Maths work???? On my desk????????? Nooooo

Jason after kissing Salim: this is sick as af as fuck if im being tbh

aaaaaaaaaaa

Hi I’m not out to like 90% of the people I know and I keep having to not only get deadnamed but deadname myself ahaha so can someone please just real quick call me Toby and by they/them pronouns? aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Rachel: I keep telling my boyfriend that he can't love Chappell Roan and be straight, but he does, and he is :/

Eric: I don't know about that,

Rachel: Is Nick gay???

Eric: He was last night...

Jason: We can’t have Salim come to his party yet. The sign’s not finished- it’s supposed to say ‘Salim’s Birthday’

Nick: What does it say now?

Jason: ‘Salim’s Bi’.

Jason:

Jason: Nevermind, that’s perfect. We’re ready!

Jason: You know they kicked Robin Williams out of Juilliard?

Nick: Really? Oh, man, what'd he play?