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Awvsyaufbwj this iz cool 😼

It ain't fantasy but I feel like Jerry would play through the bioshock series atleast once, he definitely simps over Elizabeth and thinks booker is a badass and has a figure or two of a Big daddy and Big Sister cause they look awesome and cool

Mayhaps a drawin of Jerry in Jack from bioshocks attire? (If ur still doing drawing requests mabe)

ugh i really need to get into bioshock 😔 also i just opened art requests this is my first one :>

I made jer and jamez

GO MY ELTINGS!!!

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Maternity kits, medical threads and scissors, water testing kits, anesthetics, mobile desalination units, etc do you see the pattern? Israel is not only starving the people of Gaza but it also wants to ensure the spread of disease through contaminated water and surgical tools, as well as ensuring injured Palestinians suffer through horrendous pain.

It's beyond sickening.

Hallo :D

"the expression or application of human creative skill and imagination, typically in a visual form such as painting or sculpture, producing works to be appreciated primarily for their beauty or emotional power."

AI art isn't art, why do you refuse to learn how to use a pencil or any art supplies? ibis paint doesn't have a paywall

I am SO glad the Goncharov meme happened before image generating ai you don't even know

third year here. yay

HGFHJHVNFM

One of my favorite genres of post

Blind Tumblr users: don’t get the latest iOS app update!

I just updated my tablet to the newest version of the tumblr app for iOS and it completely broke screen reader access for both VoiceOver and Spoken Content. This has happened in the past already, so I will file a support ticket and copy-paste my text from last time, but this really sucks. I sincerely hope this doesn’t affect all screen reader users, but I’m unsure how they could program this bug in a way it only affects me. If you rely on a screen reader to use the tumblr app, I’d advice to not get the latest update to be on the safe side.

When I say “completely broke access”, what I mean is that no posts on my dash or on individual blogs get read or recognized at all. No plain text, alt text, tags, etc. Note count and buttons still work though.

If you also run into this bug, here’s my advice. If anyone has something more useful, please tell me

File a support ticket and report this bug

Use the browser web version, which still works for me

Interestingly, if you save a post to your drafts and click on “edit” the post text seems to get read correctly. This might be a work-around for some people.

If you have the latest version but your screen reader didn’t break, also please tell me! I would be fascinated to know if this bug is only affecting some people

TL;DR: The latest tumblr app update for iOS made it so screen readers no longer work in the app

Please boost!

the sauciest

quirked up white boy with a little bit of swag busts it down sexual style.. is he goated with the sauce?

pretty gorl

i still don't know what to name herrrr

Janus: May I sit here?

Logan: That’s … my lap.

Janus: That doesn’t answer my question.

matpat is to fnaf theorists what freud is to psychologists.

there is absolutely no way that this was done by accident

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS IS WHAT MODOK LOOKS LIKE IN THE NEW ANT MAN MOVIE

i never talk about these things but i can’t remain silent.

i know tumblr doesn’t give a SHIT when things happen in countries outside the “most popular ones” (such as the usa & england). it’s true, don’t lie to me. y’all don’t give A FUCK. not every issue and problem in said countries gets the appropriate exposure but in general shit shows up on the news WORLD FREAKING  WIDE. you set up donations, you help out, your spread the word, you say “pray for x”……

southern europe is burning. 

my country is burning.

people are dying - at home, on the road, trying to run away, in their cars.

yesterday my country had 300 active fires.

people are losing EVERYTHING they own.

i have a friend that is on a train right now passing through places that have been burnt to the ground and she says the smoke is so intense it’s getting inside the train and she can barely breathe.

and yet, even though several people (myself included) have been trying to bring awareness to what has been happening in southern europe… what we get from most of you, those not part of the countries suffering, is silence. we don’t ask for money, we don’t ask for shit other than a reblog to spread awareness… something you can delete in 24/48hrs if you wish. 

i don’t know what to tell you. i’m angry. i’m frustrated. i’m disappointed. i feel like i’m screaming into the void. “a reblog does nothing” - you know that’s a damn lie, you know exposure always helps, you know people start paying attention when posts on social media become popular. my country in particular is a small one, we get ZERO exposure. y’all are only starting to figure out we even fucking exist bc of the shit we’ve been winning lately. 

but hell, if the EU doesn’t give a shit, why should some user on tumblr dot com?

again, i don’t know what to tell you so i’ll let the images speak for themselves: 

An image captured by a Nasa satellite shows a thick plume of smoke blowing southward from the Greek island of Chios over the island of Crete

Torneros de Jamuz, Spain

Duca, Croatia

A helicopter from Italy’s civil protection service drops water on a fire near the railway between Venice and Trieste

Residents take refuge on the beach as a wildfire burns on the mountain next to the village of Lithi, on the Greek island of Chios

Men gather cattle during a forest fire in Vieira de Leiria, Marinha Grande, Portugal.

Charred trees are seen on the hills above the Cloister of Thivaidas on Mount Athos, a World Heritage Site in Greece

Portugal

*screaming sounds of being a naughty child*

Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

its...its real?

OH NO HES HOT

I’m slowly giving in to another au

this is canon

final offer, Patton. One (1) Virgil in exchange for that smooth rock u found in the imagination two weeks ago

yes

All the birthday/side appreciation day photos!!

Next year I hope Patton gets some cake- or at least a second cookie :D

tbh i thought Patton was suddenly being seductive for some reason

No thoughts only this moment

after all these years, i finally have all of them

Finally, the full spread

yes

Proposition- humans are deathworlders but the universe sees us as REALLY CUTE deathworlders that will pack bond with anything. Glarbthom commander of all space evil tries to take over earth and just goes aw fuck they're like Tribbles they make cute sounds when they're happy and excited or pleased with themselves and they like to make their hair funny colours and collect weird rocks that look like things; their laugh noise is cute. Their sneezes are amusing and they packbond with everything it's adorable! How can they live on such a wild and horribly terrible planet and be cute?! They come in multiple colours and degrees of thinness and roundness! Some have different eye colours! Some came with different teeth shapes! Some cats have splotches! Some come with spots! And yet they don't freeze unless it's below freezing!!

coke can be eternal if you drink your pee after consuming the soda, then repeat the process until you pass away

no they are not

it’s interesting how wii channel music became shorthand for millennial existential despair. it was composed to be cheerful and quirky, but as the miis are symbolic of ourselves they inherited our agony

yo ima draw this as a cryptid now  y a y

In honor of the first frost of the year, I propose a new winter cryptid: the Snow Crow.

Who sparks those ice crystals along rooftops and cars?  If they’re in a good spot for sledding, it might just be a Snow Crow.

OH MY GAWD I ALMOST GO DIABETES FROM HOW SWEET TIS WAS MY HEART

Okay but hear me out

Imagine the sides finally go to Disney Land.

Roman is the most excited and is babbling and looking at all the rides and buildings. He’s also in his prince outfit because he’s gotta slay.

He has a fun time meeting as many characters as he can while the others are all split up and doing their thing.

Then, as Roman is walking back to the food shops to meet the others who are waiting there, he feels a tug on his pants. He looks down and there’s this scared little boy looking up at him. Unsure of what else to do, Roman decides to help and kneels to look the boy in the eye.

“Hello, little one.” he greets softly as to not scare the poor thing.

“Can you help me? I can’t find my mama and my mommy.”

Roman softens and nods.

“Of course, child. Do you know where you saw them last?” he asks.

“We just left the Cars ride to go get lunch. I walked ahead and when I turned back they were gone. I tried looking for them but I got lost so I started walking to the food shops.” the boy explains, sniffing again.

Roman smiles.

“I see. Well, don’t worry, my little knight. I’ll help you find them. Would you like to sit on my shoulders so you can have a better chance of seeing them?” he offers, hand out with a flourish.

That gets the boy giggling and he nods, taking Roman’s hand. Roman smiles and helps the boy up. He then carefully stands up and steadies himself, making the boy is safe.

Roman then begins walking around the food shops area, looking around for a couple missing their child. It takes a few moments but the boy then perks up as Roman passes a cafe and a candy shop.

“Mama! Mommy!” he exclaims with a wiggle.

Roman chuckles and sets the boy down. The two women look up then and smile in relief as their little boy runs up to them.

Roman watches them embrace with a soft smile. It felt nice to be good...for once. He then feels a tug on his pant leg and he looks down to see the boy there again.

“Mr. Prince? Can we take a picture with you?” the boy asks.

Roman flusters lightly, looking to the moms.

“I hope you don’t mind. He’s always wanted to meet a prince. He loves them.” the mama explains.

“Honey, we shouldn’t pressure him if he doesn’t want to do it. We also wanted to thank you for finding our little boy.” the mommy adds softly.

Roman is about to say no and tell them he doesn’t work here but the hopeful look in the kid’s eyes makes it hard to. Well...one picture can’t hurt, right?

“Okay, little one. Just a few pictures.” he says, smiling softly at the kid.

The kid cheers at that and moves to stand by Roman who kneels down by the kid.

“You’re my hero, prince charming.” is what Roman hears just as the cameras go off.

It makes Roman fluster and smile wider, a warm feeling he hadn’t felt in years returning. He was someone’s hero again. He was A hero. Him!

A few more pictures are taken before the kid leaves with his parents, babbling about the brave prince.

Roman smiles to himself and continues his way back to the food shop meeting point.

The sides notice his grin.

“You look happy. Having fun so far?” Virgil asks with a small smile.

Roman thinks about what just happened and nods.

“Yeah.”

bro, if i ate this i would die cause i dont liek sour stuff

lmao

Watching as tumblr turns into basically this

YAAAAAAAS

Thomas everytime Patton said something: