Hey If You're A UK Resident Can You Sign This Petition And If Not Please Rb To Spread The Word

"I'm not well versed in vampires, but I am well aware of the Chick-fil-A at Hyrule Castle."

- The Paladin, reacting to a meme and changing thoughts in real time

*looks at sherlock* it’s very smoll

Jobs give you money in exchange for your sleep schedule

Four days until the ooze arrives

Farewell online privacy

Anyone want some bones, I've got plenty to spare

Oh no, you crit failed summon monster! Instead of a monster you summon (roll a d20):

A single goblin who is unable to fight your enemies but is very enthusiastic to try

An unimpressed horse

The monster you wanted to summon, but high off its tits on acid

Ben Shapiro

An extremely confused Grey Knight Space Marine

Just a fuck ton of fancy soaps

Your own spleen

A mimic who's very embarrassed at being seen non-shapeshifted

The monster you want to summon but at 200mph

Every monster ever published in any D&D book ever all at once

The IRL game group

A heartwarming narrative about identity and personal growth in the american west

An asteroid the size of Scotland

The Discourse

An exact mental and physical copy of yourself who insists that they just summoned you

Your dad who went to the store to "get milk" 20 years ago

D&D First Edition

Late Stage Capitalism

The monster you wanted to summon but deconstructed into inch-square parts

My fist into your face. Fuck you.

We are a very very dumb, stupid people

This website is well named because it makes me feel like I'm rotating in a contraption

Ooze came early. It brought chips as an apology